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Chocolate Mini Roasties
Serves 4
You will need:
140g ham
60g chocolate
80ml horseradish sauce
Instructions:
put the horseradish sauce in the saucepan
throw the ham away
sift the chocolate
order out
Um, yeah. How about if we skip right down to that last one, huh?
Love these. There’s something funny every time!
Mmm, brunch recipe.
Eggs Mille Feuille
Serves 4
You will need:
* 2 sprigs of asparagus
* 20ml mint sauce
* 3 oxo cubes
* 2 eggs
Instructions:
1. sift the sprigs of asparagus
2. simmer the sprigs of asparagus gently for 20 minutes
3. add the sprigs of asparagus to the saucepan
4. mix the sprigs of asparagus in
5. whisk the eggs
6. sprinkle the eggs over the top
7. sauté the mint sauce
8. toast the oxo cubes
9. throw it all away
Horseradish Sauce Supreme
Serves 1
You will need:
90ml lemonade
20ml horseradish sauce
120ml whipped cream
40g rice
Instructions:
pre-heat the oven to 230 C
fry the lemonade until browned
put the lemonade in the fridge to set
put the lemonade in the fridge for 2 minutes
toast the rice
simmer the rice gently for 20 minutes
saute the rice
sauté the whipped cream
add the whipped cream
fry the horseradish sauce
bake for 70 minutes and serve hot
Yum!
I think that last bit is ..er..not guaranteed…