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Amateur

Soba in Dashi, Meet Asian Beef Saute

I was torn between two dishes for dinner. I wanted soba noodle soup but I had all these wonderful CSA veggies to use. So I decided to try introducing two recipes to one another. Turns out they should definitely be friends! I have some of the greens-beef mixture left over ...
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2008 Robert Denogent St. Véran les Pommards

A Strange Turnip Experiment

As my son pointed out, "Sometimes experiments fail." Well, luckily, I think this one worked! I had quite a few turnips from my CSA. The only way I've ever had turnips is roasted in big chunks and I didn't like them like that. But I do like thin, crispy starchy ...
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No more digital

I have changed my stance on digital thermometers. I've had 2 fail. One all together died and one was reading 10s of degrees low so I overcooked my meat. Good 'ol analog for me from here on out. I've removed the product from my Amazon store as well. Is there ...
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Chicken

Simple Baked Lemon-Herb Chicken

This recipe (if you can call it that, it's so simple!) was spawned from having too little time and energy to make anything else one night and ended up being a favorite dish in the end! - 1 chicken, cut into 6-8 pieces...I never cook the wings, I save them ...
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OysterFest 2011! ROCK!

We spent a rainy but wonderful weekend in Inverness, CA for my dad's 70th birthday. He loves oysters, as do we, so we stayed near Hog Island Oyster Farm and shucked oysters for two days. Truth be told, my dad did most of the shucking. I got about three open ...
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Now it's the eggs turn

Salt Block Cooking – Bacon and Eggs

This doesn't need much description. Just bask in the salty glow: ...
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Artichoke

Artichokes and Pork Chops

I let my 6 year old son pick dinner the other night. He picked steamed artichokes and grilled pork chops. I love that kid. This is the first time I'd cooked artichokes since my interview with Jason Webley, and let me tell you, I can't look at them the same ...
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First batch of rib-eye slices

Salt Block Cooking – Japanese Steak Frites

First things first...this was totally cool and fun!! We actually started discussing putting some sort of exhaust fan over our dining room table so we could do this at the table rather than in the kitchen. Next time we'll do it outside instead so everyone can participate and cook their ...
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Grilled Snapper with Quinoa Salad

Grilled Snapper with Quinoa Salad

It has been like summer here in the Bay area this week. Actually more like summer than our cold summer was! Inspired by the sun, I thought I'd grill. This was easy and turned out to be great! First I made a vinaigrette of: 1 large shallot, minced 1 large ...
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Reduce, reduce reduce

Easy, Tasty Red Sauce

It's gotten cold and rainy. When that happens, I start making more pasta and soup. More comfort foods. More warming, cozy foods. One of the easiest is usually pasta with red sauce. 2 onions, chopped 3 oz pancetta, diced (optional for vegetarians...not optional otherwise!) Cook down until onions are soft ...
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2 thoughts on “Amateur”

  1. gayleraetaylor@aol.com on February 22, 2017

    I would like your recipe for flourless chocolate cake.
    Thank you

  2. Chantrelle on February 22, 2017

    I don’t have one!

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