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Amateur

A Week of Backwoods Gourmet

Every year we disappear into the woods for a week at my dad's cabin. Every year the food gets better. We step it up a bit each trip. There are the standard meals and ingredients: steak, chicken, corn, potatoes (my dad's potatoes are the best!), tomatoes and cucumbers from his ...
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Grilled Coppa, Hummus and Broccoli Rabe Pesto Sandwich

Yes, you read correctly...Who puts that in a sandwich?! I went to Epicurious to look for some fancy sandwich ideas. I found a couple of interesting ideas. One was Pressed Coppa Sandwiches with Broccoli Rabe Pesto. Obviously, that's the one I got the most inspiration from. The other was Broccoli ...
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It’s Beginning to Taste a Lot Like Summer

My CSA boxed has been transforming slowly from hearty greens and lettuces to, well, still hearty greens and lettuces but also strawberries and summer squashes. I don't dislike zucchini but it's not something I rush out to buy. I had it now though, and would make something delicious. It's been ...
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The Fang Tingler

Blood Kiss Cocktail: The Fang Tingler

I was approached by the folks at the Blood Kiss Kickstarter campaign to see if I could do something on the site about the movie project. At first I couldn't figure out how to tie a Film Noir vampire movie into FoodPorn. I thought maybe I could do an interview ...
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Chicken and Chinese Cabbage Salad

Chinese Cabbage Salad and Honey-Soy Chicken

My son said, "I don't like cabbage." I said, "It's not cabbage, it's slaw." I like traditional cole slaw but can only eat so much of it. I don't like cooked cabbage. I've been getting cabbage from my CSA so I've been experimenting. When I decided to make chicken with ...
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Pork Ribs and Caesar

Pork Ribs

My husband isn't a fan of chewing meat off a bone. He was out of town so I thought I'd try out making ribs. I'd never made them before since I too wasn't a fan of gnawing on bones, but I got over it. My son recently discovered he like ...
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Honey-soy glazed chicken wings

Newsletter Inspiration #6: Japanese Chicken-Scallion Rice Bowl

I thought this recipe from Cooking.com's newsletter looked tasty, kid-friendly and easy. Well, this was a miss. The broth had too much sugar in it. I made the rookie mistake of not tasting the broth before cooking the chicken in it (or even before ladling it into the bowls). I ...
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Blueberry Pancakes

Newsletter Inspiration #5: Blueberry Pancakes

Hey, I didn't say all the inspirations would be for dinner. I got a Cooking.com newsletter that had a blueberry pancake recipe and I thought, "Sure! Why not?" I usually make waffles. I prefer them actually. But the whole point of this newsletter exercise is to change things up a ...
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Italian Wedding Soup

Newsletter Inspiration #4: Italian Wedding Soup

I've got a cold. I just got mostly over the flu and got walloped with head congestion. Blargh. So, I want soup. Lots of soup. It just so happened that Food and Wine's newsletter yesterday had soup! Italian Wedding Soup to be exact. I got my frozen chicken backs from ...
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Curried fish and potatoes

Curried Fish and Potatoes

I haven't made Indian food in ages. When my son begs for mac-n-cheese...yes, my child who gobbles up raw oysters, serrano ham and ramen still begs for the one "kid" food he likes...I make him that and make something for my husband and I that I know my kid won't ...
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2 thoughts on “Amateur”

  1. gayleraetaylor@aol.com on February 22, 2017

    I would like your recipe for flourless chocolate cake.
    Thank you

  2. Chantrelle on February 22, 2017

    I don’t have one!

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