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Three-tiered Homebrew Rig

July 10, 2011
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A pair of 19″ Chatsworth racks are connected via two 3/4″ grade-8 steel threaded rods at the top and bottom. This cinches the shelving together so much of the downward force becomes outward force back to the rails, allowing considerably more than the rated 50lb weight. UPS rails at top and bottom provide some shear…

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The Stick – Quadrupel

July 15, 2010
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The Stick - Quadrupel

Original Gravity: 1.111 18 gal filtered water 60g gypsum 40g chalk 32lb Weyermann Pilsner 1.5lb Briess Victory 1lb Briess Carapils 1lb Gambrinus Munich .5lb Briess Extra Special .5lb Briess chocolate (36.5lb total)

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Peg-Legged Pale Ale

July 13, 2010
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Peg-Legged Pale Ale

Label/name inspired by Stingray Sam. Ingredients 18 gal filtered water 2 oz gypsum 4 oz burton salts 8 tbsp diammonium phosphate 14lb Gambrinus pale ale 2lb Briess Munich 1lb Briess cara 20L .5lb Briess cara 60L (18lb total)

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Recchiuti and Magnolia Brewery – Beer and Chocolate Taste Project

September 20, 2009
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This was my second Recchiuti Taste Project event. The first was the Salt and Chocolate tasting which inspired many dishes and a shopping spree at The Meadow in Portland. The beer tasting was really for my husband who is the alchemist behind the Barely Legal brews. Of course, I enjoy the end product, he enjoys…

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Maple Porter

March 2, 2002
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Description: Maple Porter Comments: Goes amazingly well with chocolate! Ingredients: 10 lb Scotmalt 6 lb Briess 2-row Pale 2 lb Weyermann Pale Munich 1½ lb cara 60L 1½ lb chocolate malt 1 lb carapils ½lb wheat flakes 1 gal maple syrup 1 oz NZ Pacific Gem ½ oz NZ Hallertauer 1 oz Kent Goldings White Labs…

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Dubbel Trubbel

February 24, 2002
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Description: Trappist/Dubbel Ingredients: 16 lbs Briess 2-row 2 lbs Weyermann Pale Munich 2 lbs Weyermann carahelle 1.5 lbs cara 60L .5 lbs cara 120L 1 lbs Belgian candi sugar (amber) .25 lbs organic cane sugar 1 oz German Hallertauer Tradition (pellets) 2 oz German Hallertauer Tradition (whole) 2 oz German Hallertauer Mittlefrueh (whole) 2 vials White…

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Dunkelweizendoppelbock

August 28, 2001
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Description: DUNKELWEIZENDOPPELBOCK Recipe: Malt and Grain: 17 lb Wheat 4.5 lb Munich 2.5 lb Hugh Baird 2-row 2.5 lb Vienna 2.5 lb Pilsner 2 lb caramel 60L 1 lb chocolate 1 lb wheat flakes Hops: 1 oz hallertauer mittlefrueh (first wort) 1 oz hallertauer mittlefrueh (boil start) 1 oz hallertauer mittlefrueh (boil end -15min) Yeast:…

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Beer of a Black Planet

June 28, 2001
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Description: Imperial Stout Recipe: Malt and Grain: 22 lb scotmalt 1 lb roasted barley 2 lb chocolate 1 lb black patent 1.5 lb cara 90 .5 lb cara 60 .5 lb carapils Hops: 1.5oz british target (whole) 1 oz german select (pellets) Yeast: Whitelabs Irish Ale yeast [singlepic id=905 w= h= float=none] [singlepic id=904 w=…

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Dr. Okto

June 8, 2001
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Description: Oktoberfest Märzen Ingredients: 16 lb Pilsner 1 lb Carapils 1 lb Munich 1 lb Vienna ½lb Caramel 60 ½lb Caramel 90 ½lb CaraHell ¼lb Wheat Flakes White Labs SF Lager (Primary 70F) White Labs Oktoberfest (Lagering 33F) Get the *Organic Ingredients* from Seven Bridges Cooperative [singlepic id=137 w= h= float=none] [singlepic id=145 w= h= float=none]

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Essen Sie Mein Weizen

April 28, 2001
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Description: Hefeweizen (Schneider/American) Recipe: Malt and Grain: 13 lb Wheat malt (Weyermann) 4 lb Pilsner 3 lb Vienna 1 lb CaraHell .5 lb Wheat Flakes Hops: .5 oz FW Hallertauer Mittlefrueh (5.3%) .75 oz 60min .5 oz 20min .25 oz 5min Yeast: White Labs American Hefeweizen (starter) Triple-decoction 2-2.5 gal at 132F (20min), 150F (60min), 160F…

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Ten Grain Brown Ale

August 31, 2000
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Description: 10 GRAIN BROWN ALE Recipe: Malt and Grain: 5 lb Hugh Baird 2-row 1 lb Briess Munich 1 lb Briess Caramel .5 lb Briess Chocolate 1 lb oat flakes 1 lb rye flakes 1 lb wheat flakes 2 lb toasted buckwheat 1 lb millet .5c quinoa .5c black japonica rice .5c basmati rice ~1…

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A quick Korean feast last night. Instapot short A quick Korean feast last night. 

Instapot short ribs, they only have to cook for an hour! 

Banchan: sesame spinach and spicy cucumber

Some of my kimchi of course! 

And a great improvised cocktail: 
2oz empress gin 
2T simple syrup 
2T lime juice
Some diced ginger
A handful of mint 

Shake with ice. Strain into a cool tumbler. Garnish with a chili (optional) .
Fish Tuesday! @hhfreshfishco ahi, seared. Rice n Fish Tuesday! 

@hhfreshfishco ahi, seared. Rice noodle salad, Napa cabbage, pea shoots, cucumber, radishes, cilantro, mint, ginger-sesame dressing. 

#fishtuesday #foodporn #weeknightdinner #dinner #ahi
What i didn't have was a recipe for Thai baby back What i didn't have was a recipe for Thai baby back ribs. What i did have was some lemongrass, garlic, oyster sauce, golden mountain sauce and @chezpim's chili jam.  And a day without rain to fire up the Komodo Kamado at 300° for 2.5 hrs. 

🤤

Also kale from @andreanguyen88 Vietnamese Any Day cookbook but with Thai versions of the ingredients. And microwave sticky rice.

#weeknightdinner #foodporn #babybackribs #dinner
I broke my no-cooking -on-Fridays rule. I didn't c I broke my no-cooking -on-Fridays rule. I didn't cook last night and didn't want to try to get take out from anywhere good on Valentine's Day! 💘 

Trout with agrodolce red onion and fennel, pine nuts, lemon zest and chives. Side of baby broccoli. 

Simple and delicious and got rid of the red onion and 1/2 bulb of fennel in the fridge! 

#foodporn #weeknightdinner
Secret project. ❤️🌶️ Secret project. ❤️🌶️
Seared @hhfreshfishco ahi with sesame seeds and li Seared @hhfreshfishco ahi with sesame seeds and little dabs of yuzu kosho.  Butter lettuce salad with crispy fried rice and cilantro -lime dressing (from the @pombistro cookbook).

#foodporn #weeknightdinner #fishwednesday #localingredients
Tis the season #foodporn #confections #christmas Tis the season 

#foodporn #confections #christmastreats🎄 #toffee
Chanterelles, kale, pancetta, butter, garlic, shal Chanterelles, kale, pancetta, butter, garlic, shallots.

Served alongside a picanha steak. 

First bite thought ... Why can't steakhouse dishes ever be this good? ☺️ 

#foodporn #homecooking #wildmushrooms
Beautiful day. Beautiful lunch. Obligatory avoca Beautiful day. Beautiful lunch. 

Obligatory avocado toast (side of chicken not shown) & too many fries (not a problem!).

#weekenddrive #foodporn #perfectfries
Fish Tuesday! Seared big eye tuna from @hhfreshf Fish Tuesday! 

Seared big eye tuna from @hhfreshfishco with nanami togarashi.  Japanese greens with watermelon radish, onion, garlic, usukushi, sesame oil and chili flakes. 

Yuzu kosho on the side... And a few @kinkhao pickles we snuck home. 

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Like sole meuniere but I substituted all the ingre Like sole meuniere but I substituted all the ingredients besides flour and sole 😂 (just like the comments section of every recipe) 

Petrale sole, dredged in flour with garlic powder, paprika, salt and pepper. Pan fried in olive oil. Topped with parsley, basil, garlic and cherry tomatoes quickly sauteed in butter. 

Then to make it pretty, I picked some borage flowers for the top. 🥰

#weeknightdinner #filletofsole #foodporn
23 years so I had these in France and then days la 23 years so I had these in France and then days later in Germany having never seen them before. I fell in love with them and I was told they were called Snow cherries.
They're not.  Not by anyone else at least.  Except @toriamos who wrote a song called Snow Cherries from France which is crazy.

Many years later I found them at a farmers market and they were called Cape gooseberries. That's what everyone calls them here so I tried planting some.  The plant was tiny and sad.. So tiny and sad that our house painters didn't notice them and piled crap on them and they died. 

This year I got 2 new plants. I put them in full sun in my raised bed and they grew like crazy!! I have SNOW CHERRIES!

They're yummy 🥰
It's been a long time since I had a dish that trul It's been a long time since I had a dish that truly blew me away with its originality.  Of all things that did it this time? Cucumber salad?? 

The first photo is that salad. Ever gotten brain freeze from a salad? Now I have.  The cucumbers were cut like linguine, the herbs were plentiful and the dressing (or extra flavor bomb) was a spicy cucumber granita.  It was beautiful, flavorful, unique and amazing. 

Every dish was perfect, from the toro on shokupan, to the halibut with pluots, to the HUGE panko breaded pork chop. Every bite sublime....🥰🥰

I'll be back next month!!
Peak of the season for everything! #foodporn #fa Peak of the season for everything! 

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I love being on the "I'll eat anything but halibut I love being on the "I'll eat anything but halibut" CSF fish list. 

Incredible mackerel from @hhfreshfishco that I marinated in homemade white wine vinegar, garlic, EVO and chili flakes and grilled over binchotan. 

A little carrot slaw on the side.

Yum yum 😍
Hamachi yuzu daisy 🥰 Finally opened the yuzu k Hamachi yuzu daisy 🥰

Finally opened the yuzu kosho I brought back from Japan. 🍋

Soba noodle salad with cucumber and baby bok choy, yuzu-sesame dressing, and little dollops of yuzu kosho on each piece of fish. 

@hhfreshfishco 

#weeknightdinner #foodporn #hamachi
It's @hhfreshfishco Fish Tuesday! Ocean whitefis It's @hhfreshfishco Fish Tuesday! 

Ocean whitefish sauteed in garlic herb butter atop kale and agridolce fennel and onions.

#foodporn #weeknightdinner #fishtuesday
Now that's how to start a Sunday morning (well, af Now that's how to start a Sunday morning (well, afternoon!!)

Banh Xeo 🤤

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Homemade parsley pasta with butter poached trout Homemade parsley pasta  with butter poached trout and a lemony basil and garlic chive cream sauce.

#foodporn #dinner #pasta #vouvray
Marinated, grilled sardines. Topped with chimichur Marinated, grilled sardines. Topped with chimichurri. Served on homemade focaccia. 

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