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Three-tiered Homebrew Rig

July 10, 2011
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A pair of 19″ Chatsworth racks are connected via two 3/4″ grade-8 steel threaded rods at the top and bottom. This cinches the shelving together so much of the downward force becomes outward force back to the rails, allowing considerably more than the rated 50lb weight. UPS rails at top and bottom provide some shear…

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The Stick – Quadrupel

July 15, 2010
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The Stick - Quadrupel

Original Gravity: 1.111 18 gal filtered water 60g gypsum 40g chalk 32lb Weyermann Pilsner 1.5lb Briess Victory 1lb Briess Carapils 1lb Gambrinus Munich .5lb Briess Extra Special .5lb Briess chocolate (36.5lb total)

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Peg-Legged Pale Ale

July 13, 2010
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Peg-Legged Pale Ale

Label/name inspired by Stingray Sam. Ingredients 18 gal filtered water 2 oz gypsum 4 oz burton salts 8 tbsp diammonium phosphate 14lb Gambrinus pale ale 2lb Briess Munich 1lb Briess cara 20L .5lb Briess cara 60L (18lb total)

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Garden Update!

June 2, 2010
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| barley legal, gardening, photos
Hop cones

The garden is in full force. So much so that I can’t keep up with it and my CSA boxes! The thing about having a CSA and a garden is that things, you know, grow at the same time! Kale anyone? Spinach, thyme and marjoram galore! The tallest lettuce ever: The hops have loved the…

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Posted in barley legal, gardening, photos Tagged apples, blueberries, kale, lemon verbena, lettuce, marjoram, pears, pomegranates, spinach, thyme 3 Comments

Maple Porter

March 2, 2002
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Description: Maple Porter Comments: Goes amazingly well with chocolate! Ingredients: 10 lb Scotmalt 6 lb Briess 2-row Pale 2 lb Weyermann Pale Munich 1½ lb cara 60L 1½ lb chocolate malt 1 lb carapils ½lb wheat flakes 1 gal maple syrup 1 oz NZ Pacific Gem ½ oz NZ Hallertauer 1 oz Kent Goldings White Labs…

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Dubbel Trubbel

February 24, 2002
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Description: Trappist/Dubbel Ingredients: 16 lbs Briess 2-row 2 lbs Weyermann Pale Munich 2 lbs Weyermann carahelle 1.5 lbs cara 60L .5 lbs cara 120L 1 lbs Belgian candi sugar (amber) .25 lbs organic cane sugar 1 oz German Hallertauer Tradition (pellets) 2 oz German Hallertauer Tradition (whole) 2 oz German Hallertauer Mittlefrueh (whole) 2 vials White…

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Dunkelweizendoppelbock

August 28, 2001
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Description: DUNKELWEIZENDOPPELBOCK Recipe: Malt and Grain: 17 lb Wheat 4.5 lb Munich 2.5 lb Hugh Baird 2-row 2.5 lb Vienna 2.5 lb Pilsner 2 lb caramel 60L 1 lb chocolate 1 lb wheat flakes Hops: 1 oz hallertauer mittlefrueh (first wort) 1 oz hallertauer mittlefrueh (boil start) 1 oz hallertauer mittlefrueh (boil end -15min) Yeast:…

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Beer of a Black Planet

June 28, 2001
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Description: Imperial Stout Recipe: Malt and Grain: 22 lb scotmalt 1 lb roasted barley 2 lb chocolate 1 lb black patent 1.5 lb cara 90 .5 lb cara 60 .5 lb carapils Hops: 1.5oz british target (whole) 1 oz german select (pellets) Yeast: Whitelabs Irish Ale yeast [singlepic id=905 w= h= float=none] [singlepic id=904 w=…

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Dr. Okto

June 8, 2001
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Description: Oktoberfest Märzen Ingredients: 16 lb Pilsner 1 lb Carapils 1 lb Munich 1 lb Vienna ½lb Caramel 60 ½lb Caramel 90 ½lb CaraHell ¼lb Wheat Flakes White Labs SF Lager (Primary 70F) White Labs Oktoberfest (Lagering 33F) Get the *Organic Ingredients* from Seven Bridges Cooperative [singlepic id=137 w= h= float=none] [singlepic id=145 w= h= float=none]

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Essen Sie Mein Weizen

April 28, 2001
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Description: Hefeweizen (Schneider/American) Recipe: Malt and Grain: 13 lb Wheat malt (Weyermann) 4 lb Pilsner 3 lb Vienna 1 lb CaraHell .5 lb Wheat Flakes Hops: .5 oz FW Hallertauer Mittlefrueh (5.3%) .75 oz 60min .5 oz 20min .25 oz 5min Yeast: White Labs American Hefeweizen (starter) Triple-decoction 2-2.5 gal at 132F (20min), 150F (60min), 160F…

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Ten Grain Brown Ale

August 31, 2000
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Description: 10 GRAIN BROWN ALE Recipe: Malt and Grain: 5 lb Hugh Baird 2-row 1 lb Briess Munich 1 lb Briess Caramel .5 lb Briess Chocolate 1 lb oat flakes 1 lb rye flakes 1 lb wheat flakes 2 lb toasted buckwheat 1 lb millet .5c quinoa .5c black japonica rice .5c basmati rice ~1…

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Incredible mother's day lunch at @mentoneca . So Incredible mother's day lunch at @mentoneca .

So much food (I didn't take pictures of!). Good thing I had a teenager come home for the weekend to help finish it all.
The weather's finally nice enough for grilling. In The weather's finally nice enough for grilling. Instead of firing up the big kamado though, we busted out our little yakitori. 

Korean chicken skewers. Yum yum.
Lucky enough to get invited to a Vietnamese friend Lucky enough to get invited to a Vietnamese friend's parents house for dinner tonight. So so so so much good food, I'm stuffed!
I only took a picture of part one. There was way more food after this!
I was too focused on the conversation with friends I was too focused on the conversation with friends to take pictures of the food but I snapped a couple.

Amazing tasting menu dinner at @coquinepdx . Flavor bomb dishes kept coming.

Great night of food and friends.
Had vegetarian friends over for dinner tonight: H Had vegetarian friends over for dinner tonight:

Hungarian mushroom soup with black trumpets
Butternut squash ravioli

Not pictured:. Butter lettuce salad with apples
Molten chocolate cake

Wine:
Raveneau Chablis
2006 Vieux Télégraphe
Domaine tempier bandol
Quntarelli recioto
100% finger licking good. Goddamn. @andreanguyen88 100% finger licking good. Goddamn.
@andreanguyen88 knows how to treat a crab.

(I added asparagus!)
The morning after.... (Fantastic birthday dinner The morning after....

(Fantastic birthday dinner for hubby with friends last night. Very caloric! And many much good wine.)
Fantastic dinner at @mentoneca tonight. Great cock Fantastic dinner at @mentoneca tonight.
Great cocktails (rhubarb one!), Crab gnocchi (OMG!!!) and I brought home a pizza for dessert 😂
Pictures or it didn't happen. Pictures or it didn't happen.
Sometimes the special occasion is just Thursday wi Sometimes the special occasion is just Thursday with friends.

- Spinach salad, oranges, spices nuts (NV Paul Bara Champagne Grand Cru Grand Rosé)
- again made the potato leek soup with crab and black trumpets and it still kicks ass (2013 Domaine Roulot Meursault Les Vireuils)
- not pictured, homemade pasta with chanterelles (2005 Thierry Allemand Cornas Chaillot)
-pecan pie (2003 Giuseppe Quintarelli Amabile del Cerè Veneto IGT)

#winepairing #dinner #foodporn @luchets007
I don't want to go to the store, what do we have? I don't want to go to the store, what do we have?

So, this is an inspired-by-but-not-actually-croque-madame

Jamon serrano and Parmesan on homemade walnut levain with fresh made butter, grilled, topped with avocado, green onions and a fried egg.

So not at all a croque-madame 🤣🤣

#foodporn #dinner #eggs #notshopping
Once a week or so I've been making instapot Indian Once a week or so I've been making instapot Indian food. It's been pretty damn good. Mostly vegetarian. Tried a few dals, biryani, potatoes. All great and minimal effort.

Diggin' the easy, flavorful weeknight fare. Plus I get leftovers for lunches!

(Thanks to our friends for bringing us the paratha!)

#foodporn #indiancooking #instapotdinners #brevilleslowfastcooker
Good thing I haven't gotten any exercise this week Good thing I haven't gotten any exercise this week! 🤦

#foodporn #chickenandwaffles
Hotel room Valentine's dinner: Who needs to spend Hotel room Valentine's dinner:

Who needs to spend a bunch of money at a fancy restaurant? Or the stress of getting a reservation?

- Seared salmon
- Grapefruit, fennel, avocado, green onion salad
- Homemade sourdough whole wheat walnut levain
- 2012 Raveneau Chablis

@kakigram show in a couple of hours!

#affordablefoodieadventures
#foodporn 
#hotelcooking
#residenceinnmarriott
A little picnic at @ridgevineyards on a beautiful A little picnic at @ridgevineyards on a beautiful day.
This isn't quite as sacrilegious as it looks... We This isn't quite as sacrilegious as it looks... We sadly lost track of this bottle in our cellar and it was way past its prime. But will make since DAMN good vinegar!
I make soup a lot. Usually soup in our house is ma I make soup a lot. Usually soup in our house is made from whatever's in the fridge because I don't want to go shopping!

Tonight was not necessarily that. I got leeks, crab and black trumpets from @ocean2table. It's simple but seriously Michelin restaurant-level flavor. I am so stoked on this dinner.

Potato leek soup (so simple: 2lbs leeks, 1 lb potatoes, 5 cups chicken stock. Puree. Finish with salt and lemon juice to taste)

Steamed local dungeness crab, nothing done to it at all. Just crab.

Black trumpets sauteed in butter. That's it.

Soup, crab, mushrooms, drizzle of olive oil, sprinkle of finishing salt.

#local #seasonal #dinner #mushrooms #csa #foodporn
I finally watched The Menu. It was brilliant, insi I finally watched The Menu. It was brilliant, insightful, and sometimes so close to home it was embarrassing. If we ever meet, ask me about the L'arpege egg.

I will never slap your hand away to take a photo. Enjoying the food is what counts. It's one of the reasons I don't want to be a chef. I want to cook when and what I want, not because I have to. (Plus I love to sleep!)

Give me the goddamn bread course... And the burger.
Rainbow trout, broccolini, and chanterelles from @ Rainbow trout, broccolini, and chanterelles from @ocean2table .
Easy, healthy, local and delicious.

(Bread by hubby)
Bought this for hubby for Christmas knowing that h Bought this for hubby for Christmas knowing that he reaps the benefits of me getting a cookbook so just gave it to him instead 😂

I've been flipping through it tonight and now I'm starving and have other plans for tonight's dinner so these recipes have to wait!  Bad planning on my part! 🫤

@dishoom #bombayfood #indiancooking
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