FoodPorn.com

Redirecting Perverts to the Refrigerator Since 1999

Menu
  • Amateur
  • Barley Legal
  • Celebrities
    • Interviews
    • Encounters
  • Hardcore
  • Self-Pleasuring
    • Recipes
    • Movies
    • Exhibitionism
    • Toys
  • Table Dance

Author: Chantrelle

I Don’t Always Drink Coffee, but When I Do….

December 8, 2022
| No Comments
| coffee, self pleasuring
Espresso

My husband roasts his own coffee beans and I’ve become enamored with Costa Rican beans. He ventures all over the bean planet (not actually, just in what he drinks) so I try things from lots of the coffee-countries and I’m partial to Central America and reallllly don’t like most everything from Africa. We finally figured…

Read More »

Posted in coffee, self pleasuring Leave a comment

Black Cod Cakes

February 23, 2021
| No Comments
| amateur

I still get fish every Tuesday from H&H Fish here in Santa Cruz. I’ve been doing it for years and it’s wonderful every week. Black cod…

Read More »

Posted in amateur Leave a comment

Ambiguously Asian Soup

February 9, 2021
| No Comments
| asian

The best soups are the “finish the stuff that’s in the fridge with no real plan” recipes. It was the last day before my CSA came and I…

Read More »

Posted in asian Leave a comment

Beautiful Trout with Korean Chard and Momofuku Bing Bread

January 7, 2021
| No Comments
| amateur

I had no idea the trout we got from H&H Fish CSF this week was trout until I read the email from Heidi. I thought it was local salmon….

Read More »

Posted in amateur Leave a comment

Seared Tuna on Sushi Rice

October 29, 2020
| No Comments
| ahi

I could eat like this every day…assuming someone could get me sushi-grade fish every day! Serves 2: 1 lb sushi-grade tuna 1 cup sushi…

Read More »

Posted in ahi Leave a comment

My Version of Ad Hoc Fried Chicken

August 12, 2020
| No Comments
| amateur

I don’t know why I didn’t make fried chicken for the first 40 some odd years of my life. Now it’s something I have to force myself not…

Read More »

Posted in amateur Leave a comment

I’m Baking?! It Must Be the End Times

July 7, 2020
| No Comments
| decadence

I’ve declared many times, I DON’T BAKE. I hate the precision, I hate the fact that you can’t fix what you broke part way through (at…

Read More »

Posted in decadence Leave a comment

Allium Goo

May 19, 2020
| No Comments
| recipe

Last year, my husband began making sourdough. Along with that he concocted another delicious treat to top the sourdough toast. I…

Read More »

Posted in recipe Leave a comment

Shelter in Place: Day #I-Have-No-Idea: Cilantro Salad Dressing or Savory Cocktail Mixer?

April 10, 2020
| No Comments
| recipe

Ok, it’s a salad dressing…but when I tried it, I thought, that would be pretty good with some gin. I thought all this time and all this…

Read More »

Posted in recipe Leave a comment

Everybody’s Doing It, Why Can’t We? Sourdough for All!

April 7, 2020
| No Comments
| recipe

Some notes on sourdough starter that I sent a couple friends who got jars going from my starter culture, and then it occurred to me that…

Read More »

Posted in recipe Leave a comment

Shelter in Place – Day 11 – This Dinner Brought to you by Farm Fresh to You

March 26, 2020
| No Comments
| amateur

It was a rough one today. I went to sleep last night super anxious. Woke up pretty depressed. It was one of those days where I felt…

Read More »

Posted in amateur Leave a comment

Shelter in Place – Day 10 – Sourdough Waffles and “Vietnamese” Snapper and S

March 25, 2020
| No Comments
| recipe

Continuing our trend of using sourdough starter for whatever we can, this morning brought us sourdough waffles. And many mornings after…

Read More »

Posted in recipe Leave a comment

Shelter in Place – Day 9 – I’m So Full! Thanks La Posta!

March 24, 2020
| No Comments
| italian

In my world of wanting to make things as normal as possible, I wanted La Posta on Sunday. If we are able to head out to eat, it’s usually…

Read More »

Posted in italian Leave a comment

Shelter in Place – Day 8 – Hot Wet Rice, AKA Risotto

March 23, 2020
| No Comments
| italian

Back to work! Well, back to work at home! My son had online school, my husband had work meetings, I had website updates. It was almost a…

Read More »

Posted in italian Leave a comment

Shelter in Place – Day 7 – French Toast, Skirt Steak, Broccoli and Bread

March 22, 2020
| No Comments
| recipe

My husband makes amazing bread. Two loaves at a time. There are three of us. Even with all of us being home all day, every day, sometimes…

Read More »

Posted in recipe Leave a comment
  • 1 of 25
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • …
  • 25
  • Next »

Follow me on Twitter

Tweets by @foodporncom

Follow me on Instagram

foodporncom

Incredible mother's day lunch at @mentoneca . So Incredible mother's day lunch at @mentoneca .

So much food (I didn't take pictures of!). Good thing I had a teenager come home for the weekend to help finish it all.
The weather's finally nice enough for grilling. In The weather's finally nice enough for grilling. Instead of firing up the big kamado though, we busted out our little yakitori. 

Korean chicken skewers. Yum yum.
Lucky enough to get invited to a Vietnamese friend Lucky enough to get invited to a Vietnamese friend's parents house for dinner tonight. So so so so much good food, I'm stuffed!
I only took a picture of part one. There was way more food after this!
I was too focused on the conversation with friends I was too focused on the conversation with friends to take pictures of the food but I snapped a couple.

Amazing tasting menu dinner at @coquinepdx . Flavor bomb dishes kept coming.

Great night of food and friends.
Had vegetarian friends over for dinner tonight: H Had vegetarian friends over for dinner tonight:

Hungarian mushroom soup with black trumpets
Butternut squash ravioli

Not pictured:. Butter lettuce salad with apples
Molten chocolate cake

Wine:
Raveneau Chablis
2006 Vieux Télégraphe
Domaine tempier bandol
Quntarelli recioto
100% finger licking good. Goddamn. @andreanguyen88 100% finger licking good. Goddamn.
@andreanguyen88 knows how to treat a crab.

(I added asparagus!)
The morning after.... (Fantastic birthday dinner The morning after....

(Fantastic birthday dinner for hubby with friends last night. Very caloric! And many much good wine.)
Fantastic dinner at @mentoneca tonight. Great cock Fantastic dinner at @mentoneca tonight.
Great cocktails (rhubarb one!), Crab gnocchi (OMG!!!) and I brought home a pizza for dessert 😂
Pictures or it didn't happen. Pictures or it didn't happen.
Sometimes the special occasion is just Thursday wi Sometimes the special occasion is just Thursday with friends.

- Spinach salad, oranges, spices nuts (NV Paul Bara Champagne Grand Cru Grand Rosé)
- again made the potato leek soup with crab and black trumpets and it still kicks ass (2013 Domaine Roulot Meursault Les Vireuils)
- not pictured, homemade pasta with chanterelles (2005 Thierry Allemand Cornas Chaillot)
-pecan pie (2003 Giuseppe Quintarelli Amabile del Cerè Veneto IGT)

#winepairing #dinner #foodporn @luchets007
I don't want to go to the store, what do we have? I don't want to go to the store, what do we have?

So, this is an inspired-by-but-not-actually-croque-madame

Jamon serrano and Parmesan on homemade walnut levain with fresh made butter, grilled, topped with avocado, green onions and a fried egg.

So not at all a croque-madame 🤣🤣

#foodporn #dinner #eggs #notshopping
Once a week or so I've been making instapot Indian Once a week or so I've been making instapot Indian food. It's been pretty damn good. Mostly vegetarian. Tried a few dals, biryani, potatoes. All great and minimal effort.

Diggin' the easy, flavorful weeknight fare. Plus I get leftovers for lunches!

(Thanks to our friends for bringing us the paratha!)

#foodporn #indiancooking #instapotdinners #brevilleslowfastcooker
Good thing I haven't gotten any exercise this week Good thing I haven't gotten any exercise this week! 🤦

#foodporn #chickenandwaffles
Hotel room Valentine's dinner: Who needs to spend Hotel room Valentine's dinner:

Who needs to spend a bunch of money at a fancy restaurant? Or the stress of getting a reservation?

- Seared salmon
- Grapefruit, fennel, avocado, green onion salad
- Homemade sourdough whole wheat walnut levain
- 2012 Raveneau Chablis

@kakigram show in a couple of hours!

#affordablefoodieadventures
#foodporn 
#hotelcooking
#residenceinnmarriott
A little picnic at @ridgevineyards on a beautiful A little picnic at @ridgevineyards on a beautiful day.
This isn't quite as sacrilegious as it looks... We This isn't quite as sacrilegious as it looks... We sadly lost track of this bottle in our cellar and it was way past its prime. But will make since DAMN good vinegar!
I make soup a lot. Usually soup in our house is ma I make soup a lot. Usually soup in our house is made from whatever's in the fridge because I don't want to go shopping!

Tonight was not necessarily that. I got leeks, crab and black trumpets from @ocean2table. It's simple but seriously Michelin restaurant-level flavor. I am so stoked on this dinner.

Potato leek soup (so simple: 2lbs leeks, 1 lb potatoes, 5 cups chicken stock. Puree. Finish with salt and lemon juice to taste)

Steamed local dungeness crab, nothing done to it at all. Just crab.

Black trumpets sauteed in butter. That's it.

Soup, crab, mushrooms, drizzle of olive oil, sprinkle of finishing salt.

#local #seasonal #dinner #mushrooms #csa #foodporn
I finally watched The Menu. It was brilliant, insi I finally watched The Menu. It was brilliant, insightful, and sometimes so close to home it was embarrassing. If we ever meet, ask me about the L'arpege egg.

I will never slap your hand away to take a photo. Enjoying the food is what counts. It's one of the reasons I don't want to be a chef. I want to cook when and what I want, not because I have to. (Plus I love to sleep!)

Give me the goddamn bread course... And the burger.
Rainbow trout, broccolini, and chanterelles from @ Rainbow trout, broccolini, and chanterelles from @ocean2table .
Easy, healthy, local and delicious.

(Bread by hubby)
Bought this for hubby for Christmas knowing that h Bought this for hubby for Christmas knowing that he reaps the benefits of me getting a cookbook so just gave it to him instead 😂

I've been flipping through it tonight and now I'm starving and have other plans for tonight's dinner so these recipes have to wait!  Bad planning on my part! 🫤

@dishoom #bombayfood #indiancooking
Load More Follow on Instagram

Recent Posts

  • I Don’t Always Drink Coffee, but When I Do….
  • Black Cod Cakes
  • Ambiguously Asian Soup
  • Beautiful Trout with Korean Chard and Momofuku Bing Bread
  • Seared Tuna on Sushi Rice
  • My Version of Ad Hoc Fried Chicken
  • I’m Baking?! It Must Be the End Times
  • Allium Goo
  • Shelter in Place: Day #I-Have-No-Idea: Cilantro Salad Dressing or Savory Cocktail Mixer?
  • Everybody’s Doing It, Why Can’t We? Sourdough for All!

Archives

Not-so-proud-partners with:

Wine Asshole
  • Home
  • Movies
  • Exhibitionism
  • Toys
  • About
  • Contact

FoodPorn.com | Copyright 1999-2022 | All rights reserved. Precious Lite theme by Flythemes