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Category: black trumpets

I Don’t French

March 31, 2011
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| black trumpets, dinner, mushrooms, photos, recipe, recipes, self pleasuring
Steep hill

I don’t cook with an insane amount of cream. I hate cheese. I don’t eat offal. And I wash my mushrooms in WATER…*gasp*! I don’t understand why there is such a problem with mating water with mushrooms. They grow in the RAIN for pete’s sake!! I went for a little walk yesterday. It’s been raining…

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Pasta with Black Trumpets and Kale

February 25, 2010
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| black trumpets, pasta, recipe, recipes, self pleasuring
Pasta with black trumpets and kale

You didn’t think there would be all these posts about trumpets without a recipe did you? A lot of people like black trumpets in cream sauces but I’m not a fan of cream sauce. I like to enjoy them simply. All I did was saute them up with a handful of chopped kale and one…

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The elusive black trumpet

February 25, 2010
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| black trumpets, hardcore
Find the trumpet

The trumpet is a trickster. It hides, disguising itself as a leaf shadow. You can be looking at a hillside covered in leaves and see nothing. Then, you find one trumpet! Score! After that you realize there are many more around you that were hiding! Hunting these is so different than hunting porcini–which are so…

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A hunting we will go

February 19, 2010
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| black trumpets, hardcore, mushrooms

I have a hard time just hiking. Hiking to me is like an easter egg hunt. I rarely look up, I rarely even look at the path, my eyes are always scouring the hillsides and duff. Unfortunately, I usually don’t have my real camera with me either. So the photos are less than perfect but…

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A Handful of Black Trumpets

February 7, 2010
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| black trumpets, craterellus, hardcore, mushrooms

I went for a hike, knowing there was a chanterelle patch in the area but really not wanting to find any. I’m done with those for the year (I found two anyway, even though i wasn’t looking for them!).  I was really on the hunt for black trumpets. It looked like good terrain for them,…

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