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Hardcore Thanksgiving 2016

November 29, 2016
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| chanterelles, dinner, flavor, food, hardcore, mushrooms, photos, porcinis, recipe, seasonal menu, self pleasuring, soup, soup, thanksgiving

It’s our annual tradition (17 years running) to head to the woods for Thanksgiving weekend and forage for something edible and tasty…preferably porcini but other edibles will do! We didn’t find a ton this year but enough for a nice, large, dinner when we got home. Since this drive takes us north of the Golden…

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Christmas 2012

January 4, 2013
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We had Christmas at about 5 different houses this year. Bouncing from family to friends and back again. We wanted to have Christmas day at our own house though. So since we’d already made the rounds, we extended and invite out to any friends who didn’t have a place to go on Christmas…Christmas Orphans. We…

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Hardcore Thanksgiving 2012

November 28, 2012
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| chanterelles, dinner, food, hardcore, porcinis

This year’s hardcore adventures were a little more low key than usual. My husband got in a motorcycle accident at the end of September and, although tremendously lucky, severely injured his left foot and, after 9 weeks, still isn’t walking on it. So, foraging fell on to me and our 8 year old. Hubby stayed…

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Outstanding in the Field – Pie Ranch

February 2, 2012
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| chanterelles, dinner, flavor, food, hardcore, mushrooms, organic, photos, seasonal menu, table dance, wine
Hearing about fungus

This has been sitting in my drafts since December. *Sigh*. I figured I’d better put this up before the next round of Outstanding the Field tickets go on sale! The previous two OITF dinners were amazing. We went to the first one of the season at Fogline Farm. One mid-season at Everett Family Farm and…

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Hardcore Thanksgiving 2011

December 6, 2011
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| chanterelles, dinner, hardcore, mushrooms, porcinis, seasonal menu, self pleasuring, thanksgiving

The rains came early this year. We were having porcini in October and early November. We knew we wouldn’t be finding pounds when we showed up to our regular spots on Thanksgiving. And we were right. We found three, sad, wet porcini that went straight into the dehydrator. At least we filled our coffers for…

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Backwoods Gourmet

September 22, 2011
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| amateur, chicken, dinner, flavor, food, hardcore, mushrooms, porcinis, self pleasuring
Grilling the one porcini we found

There’s no reason not to eat well when you’re camping. I packed my CSA and garden veggies, chicken and eggs up and hauled them to Lassen National Park for a weekend camping trip. Before we left I cut the chicken into pieces and put it in a ziploc with wine wine and herbs so it…

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Hardcore Thanksgiving 2010

December 8, 2010
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Chanterelle harvest

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The elusive black trumpet

February 25, 2010
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Find the trumpet

The trumpet is a trickster. It hides, disguising itself as a leaf shadow. You can be looking at a hillside covered in leaves and see nothing. Then, you find one trumpet! Score! After that you realize there are many more around you that were hiding! Hunting these is so different than hunting porcini–which are so…

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A hunting we will go

February 19, 2010
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| black trumpets, hardcore, mushrooms

I have a hard time just hiking. Hiking to me is like an easter egg hunt. I rarely look up, I rarely even look at the path, my eyes are always scouring the hillsides and duff. Unfortunately, I usually don’t have my real camera with me either. So the photos are less than perfect but…

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A Handful of Black Trumpets

February 7, 2010
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I went for a hike, knowing there was a chanterelle patch in the area but really not wanting to find any. I’m done with those for the year (I found two anyway, even though i wasn’t looking for them!).  I was really on the hunt for black trumpets. It looked like good terrain for them,…

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Unexpected Chanterelle Dinner

January 10, 2010
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This was not a planned mushroom hunt. I went on a hike with my son’s kindergarten class and stumbled upon a nice little patch of chanterelles. I told the teachers I’d catch up and piled the shroomies into my sweatshirt! I made the lovely salad I’d made at Thanksgiving and the “To Die For” meal…

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Hardcore FoodPorn Season Continues

December 18, 2009
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I went to a friend’s house yesterday and we went for a walk. Found this beautiful, HUGE, bolete and one other she kept…She was gracious enough to let me take this one home. Just so you know, that knife is my 10″ chef’s knife…that is a huge mushroom! It was pristine. Not a bug in…

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Chantrelle’s Thanksgiving Weekend Continues

November 30, 2009
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As I pointed out in my last article, we were a bit late for porcini season this year. But not so late that we didn’t get any at all. We had a couple of beauties! On the first night we didn’t have the time or the materials for a barbecue so we just sautéed the…

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Chantrelle’s Thanksgiving Day

November 30, 2009
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We head up to Mendocino every Thanksgiving. We’ve been going up for about 10 years. The purpose of the trip is to crawl through the woods looking for fungus. Some years it’s quite successful. Other years, not so much. This year we were a bit late for the porcinis. we found a few to grill,…

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Backwoods Gourmet 2003

August 28, 2003
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