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Blackbird – Santa Barbara, CA

August 6, 2018
| 1 Comment
| chocolate, dinner, flavor, food, restaurant, review, table dance, wine

Blackbird 36 State Street Santa Barbara CA 93101 805-882-0135 I was a little concerned about this reservation. I read good things but do I trust the people who wrote those things? Oh, internet. I was worried because of its location. Right on State Street, a block from the beach, tourist central. That doesn’t usually equate…

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Domaine de la Cote – Lompoc, CA

July 30, 2018
| 2 Comments
| table dance, wine

We booked an AirBnB while our son was going to be at UCSB volleyball camp. The camp only ran from Saturday to Tuesday so it wasn’t worth driving the 4 hours each way twice. We made a nice long weekend in Santa Barbara out of it. Before we left I texted our Somm friend Bernie…

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Canlis – Seattle, WA

May 14, 2018
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| dinner, flavor, food, restaurant, review, table dance, wine

The view is beautiful. The staff is attentive and wonderful. This is a romantic date spot. The food was good but … Let’s just dive in, shall we? I went back to 2010 and looked at my review of Pacific’s Edge in Carmel. Why? Because Canlis looks almost exactly like it. The architecture is almost…

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Restaurant 1833

November 10, 2016
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| chocolate, decadence, dinner, flavor, food, restaurant, review, table dance, wine

500 Hartnell Street Monterey, CA 93940 (831) 643-1833 We’ve been to 1833 many, many times at this point. We started going two chefs ago and each time there is a change at the helm of the kitchen, we get worried. Every time, our worries are unfounded. One thing about 1833 is it’s very dark so…

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Coi 2.0

October 8, 2014
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| beef, decadence, dinner, flavor, food, restaurant, restaurants, review, San Francisco, seasonal menu, table dance, tasting menu, wine

The first time we went to Coi in August was a romantic dinner for our 15th wedding anniversary. We were blown away, it was delicious. The GM, Zion, after we were apparently drunkenly bragging about how adventurous of an eater our 10 year old son is, said we should bring him, they would modify the…

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Coi – San Francisco, CA

September 9, 2014
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| decadence, dinner, flavor, food, restaurant, review, Salmon, San Francisco, seasonal menu, table dance, tasting menu, wine

We had our 15th wedding anniversary this year. Our 20th first date anniversary is on the same day….awwwwww! On our actually anniversary we were in Montana not-camping with our son (we got thunderstormed out of our camping adventure). But I had already planned a weekend in San Francisco to celebrate our milestone anniversary. The special…

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Party Like It’s 1999

December 13, 2013
| 2 Comments
| amateur, crab, decadence, dinner, eric ripert, flavor, food, photos, recipe, recipes, seafood, self pleasuring, wine

In 1999 we lived in an amazing 1890s Victorian on the West Side of Santa Cruz. It was 3 stories, full of histories, a ghost and lots of good food. It is where FoodPorn.com was born. We lived with another couple and their daughter (aged 3 when we moved in) and our friend rented the…

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A Week of Backwoods Gourmet

July 24, 2013
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| amateur, dinner, flavor, food, mexican meal, photos, soup, wine

Every year we disappear into the woods for a week at my dad’s cabin. Every year the food gets better. We step it up a bit each trip. There are the standard meals and ingredients: steak, chicken, corn, potatoes (my dad’s potatoes are the best!), tomatoes and cucumbers from his garden. We bring up a…

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Outstanding in the Field – Secret Sea Cove

May 20, 2013
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| decadence, dinner, flavor, food, organic, review, santa cruz, seasonal menu, table dance, wine

This is my favorite OITF location. You can’t beat the backdrop of the Pacific Ocean and the sandstone cliffs forming the cove. The wind is a bit much but, being from the area, I knew and came prepared. Those who didn’t could borrow blankets which is an excellent plan. I brought many layers that I…

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My Cure for Depression

April 23, 2013
| 3 Comments
| beef, chocolate, dinner, eric ripert, flavor, food, recipe, self pleasuring, wine

My husband was away for a week on business. This happens regularly, it’s not unusual. My son and I have crazy busy schedules…well, he does…and the week flies by. One thing that is really different though is I cook less for that week. We’ll go out or I’ll make some simple pasta. Nothing that I…

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Cayman Cookout 2013 – Friday – Jose Andres’ Paella and David Kinch’s Garden

January 28, 2013
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| chanterelles, decadence, eric ripert, flavor, food, gardening, photos, restaurant, seasonal menu, table dance, tasting menu, wine

Friday began just as it did last year. With the highly anticipated arrival of Jose Andres to his cooking demonstration at 10am. We just had a few bites of fruit for breakfast knowing we would be eating for hours. This may have been a slight mistake since the first thing Jose served was a drink….

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Pan-Seared Chicken with Lemon and Red Onions

January 10, 2013
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| amateur, chicken, dinner, food, poultry, recipe, self pleasuring, wine

We had a bit of a hectic schedule. It was the first day back to school for my son after the winter break. I was back to work at his school as well after not working for 3 ½ months since my husband’s motorcycle accident and I stayed home as a 24-7 nurse. I raced…

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Ridge Wine Blog Anniversary Tasting

April 24, 2012
| 4 Comments
| table dance, wine

I was given the opportunity to go to a Pebble Beach Food and Wine event last weekend and while there popped in on the Ridge guys. We chat on twitter sometimes but had never formally met. I met the man behind the tweets, Christopher Watkins, and he invited me to the event he was hosting…

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Manresa – Revisited

March 12, 2012
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| decadence, dinner, flavor, food, Michelin star, photos, restaurant, review, seasonal menu, table dance, tasting menu, wine
Abalone with local milk panna cotta

If…I mean when…you go to Manresa, because you should, you’ll get two menus. One is a normal menu with dishes listed with ingredients. The other is an alphabetical list of ingredients for the “seasonal and spontaneous” chef’s tasting menu. You won’t know what will be together, in what dish, in what order, but you will…

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Slow Roasted Pork Shoulder

March 10, 2012
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| amateur, dinner, farmers market, flavor, food, pork, recipe, self pleasuring, wine
Onion, garlic, marjoram, thyme

My CSA farm this year is Fogline Farm. We went there last year for an Outstanding in the Field dinner, had the honor of sitting with the farmers at dinner and decided we’d join their CSA next. I’ve been hopping from farm to farm each year, trying out all the variety in our county. One…

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