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Outstanding in the Field – Pie Ranch

February 2, 2012
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| chanterelles, dinner, flavor, food, hardcore, mushrooms, organic, photos, seasonal menu, table dance, wine
Hearing about fungus

This has been sitting in my drafts since December. *Sigh*. I figured I’d better put this up before the next round of Outstanding the Field tickets go on sale! The previous two OITF dinners were amazing. We went to the first one of the season at Fogline Farm. One mid-season at Everett Family Farm and…

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Cayman Cookout – Day 3 in Grand Cayman

January 20, 2012
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Sunset

The first event of Saturday morning was one I was really looking forward to. Good vs. Evil – Ripert and Bourdain in conversation. I didn’t realize they had a schtick. They interrogate each other in quite the hilarious way. Tony started on Eric, trying to find his weaknesses…trying to embarrass him. Eric seems to blush…

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‘Tis the Season for Comfort Food

January 6, 2012
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This dish was so easy and so rich and warming. I do think I was photo’d out from Christmas though because I didn’t take a single picture of this meal. 1/2 lb italian sausage 1 chicken cut into 8 pieces 1/2 a yellow onion, thinly sliced 1 fennel bulb, thinly sliced 2 celery stalks, chopped…

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A Proud New Partnership – Wineasshole.com

October 25, 2011
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Wineasshole.com

I am proud to announce a partnership that adds additional wine discussion to the FoodPorn.com family: Wineasshole.com. The site is “a compendium of thoughts about wine from people who look down on wine snobs as a bunch of silly rubes who haven’t the faintest idea what’s really going on with wine.” I look forward to…

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Le Bernardin – New York, NY

September 27, 2011
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I got to meet Eric Ripert!

To call this a review would be ludicrous. The meal was perfect. I got to meet Eric Ripert. I was a giddy, squealing ’60s Beatles fan girl. You should have seen me! I maintained for my conversation with him but I was jumping up and down once I got outside. I have met many-a-famous-person. I’m…

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Soif Wine Bar

January 26, 2009
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Soif Wine Bar 105 Walnut St. Santa Cruz, CA 831-423-2020 Downtown Santa Cruz has been taken by storm. A small little wine joint, low profile, on Walnut Ave just off of Pacific (in the back of the old Walgreens building)…it looks like a nice place to stop for a glass of wine while you’re killing…

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The French Laundry

March 9, 2003
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French Laundry 6640 Washington Street Yountville, Ca 94599 March 9, 2003 It seems just silly to call this a review. Of Course the meal was fabulous! And there was no doubt it would be. This is a record of our experience as well as our meal that exceeded my already HIGH expectations. This journey began…

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Chantrelle’s Adventures on the Wine Route

February 14, 2002
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Chateau Montelena

Day 1 The adventure begins at the Calistoga Inn. I’ve always stayed there in Calistoga because it’s right on the main street so I can stagger back from dinner or the spa easily. It’s got an on-premises brewery so I can stagger without even leaving the hotel and it’s got a fantastic restaurant. It was…

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Sooke Harbour House – Vancouver Island, BC, Canada

September 19, 2000
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Sooke Harbour House 1528 Whiffen Spit Road Sooke, British Columbia, Canada 250-642-3421 This review is long overdue and because of that I’m afraid my memory won’t hold up to the complexity of the dishes we had while at Sooke. I’m not saying we didn’t have fabulous and memorable meals by any means though. The meal…

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