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Alinea – Chicago, IL

April 18, 2019
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Alinea 1723 North Halsted Chicago, Illinois 60614 312-867-0110 I first got reservations at Alinea in August 2007 for our wedding anniversary. I’d made them months in advance to coincide with a trip to see the in-laws in Chicago after attending a friend’s wedding in Minnesota. That trip became quite the adventure (involving a unexpected road…

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Yoichi’s – Santa Barbara, CA

November 13, 2018
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Yoichi’s 230 E Victoria St Santa Barbara, CA 93101 805-962-6627 The food is amazing. The presentation is beautiful. The staff is wonderful. We ate things I’ve never heard of. We had some favorites. I loved our waitress. I won’t buy Tommy Hilfiger clothes (not like I did before)–nevermind why. Aside from the other clientele, I…

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Petit Crenn – San Francisco, CA

March 24, 2017
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I haven’t been to Atalier Crenn yet. I have to admit, I’m a little intimidated by Dominique! I don’t know what it is but no matter how often people tell me she’s perfectly lovely, I feel like she’d totally kick my ass. BUT, I still want to eat her food, it looks amazing! We had…

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Coi 2.0

October 8, 2014
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The first time we went to Coi in August was a romantic dinner for our 15th wedding anniversary. We were blown away, it was delicious. The GM, Zion, after we were apparently drunkenly bragging about how adventurous of an eater our 10 year old son is, said we should bring him, they would modify the…

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Pabu – San Francisco, CA

September 16, 2014
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| asian, dinner, flavor, food, restaurant, review, Salmon, San Francisco, sushi, table dance, tasting menu

I usually write all the content on FoodPorn but my husband wrote up a post about Pabu and I’m just going to steal it. I couldn’t say it better. (I edited it slightly to make it work on the site as opposed to Google+). I present the first guest-post of FoodPorn written by my hubby……

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Coi – San Francisco, CA

September 9, 2014
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We had our 15th wedding anniversary this year. Our 20th first date anniversary is on the same day….awwwwww! On our actually anniversary we were in Montana not-camping with our son (we got thunderstormed out of our camping adventure). But I had already planned a weekend in San Francisco to celebrate our milestone anniversary. The special…

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Cayman Cookout 2014 – Part 1

January 19, 2014
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| celebrities, decadence, dinner, eric ripert, flavor, food, photos, restaurant, table dance, tasting menu

This year’s weather has not been cooperative. It’s been rainy, or windy, or rainy and windy. There have been some hours of sun here and there. The one saving grace is that it’s not too hot! The trip to Stingray City was cancelled due to swells and choppy water. The Burgers in Paradise was moved…

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Manresa – Take 3

July 29, 2013
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This was our third dinner at Manresa. Our first time in the summer. Oddly the other two times we went both fell in April, not sure why. This was the best meal of the three. I don’t know if it was because summer is just full of things I love or if David was just…

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Celebrity Chefs Right Here – Eric Ripert, Anthony Bourdain and David Kinch

April 18, 2013
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You know how I feel about Eric Ripert. He’s probably mentioned more on this site than any other chef. He and Anthony Bourdain came to San Jose on their Good vs. Evil tour and of course I had to go. Even though I had a feeling I’d already seen a lot of the material at…

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Central Kitchen – San Francisco, CA

March 19, 2013
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Many moons ago I won a fundraising auction for a table for four at the as-yet-unopened Central Kitchen. We could be one of the first to dine there. I was very excited. I informed our friends of the wonderful news and we aligned calendars. That proved more challenging that we though but we eventually had…

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Cayman Cookout 2013 – Friday – Jose Andres’ Paella and David Kinch’s Garden

January 28, 2013
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| chanterelles, decadence, eric ripert, flavor, food, gardening, photos, restaurant, seasonal menu, table dance, tasting menu, wine

Friday began just as it did last year. With the highly anticipated arrival of Jose Andres to his cooking demonstration at 10am. We just had a few bites of fruit for breakfast knowing we would be eating for hours. This may have been a slight mistake since the first thing Jose served was a drink….

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Cayman Cookout 2013 – Day 1 – Arrival and Blue

January 26, 2013
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| celebrities, decadence, dinner, eric ripert, food, restaurant, tasting menu

Last year’s epic Cayman Cookout adventure was supposed to be a once in a lifetime, blowout, crazy-idea event. That quickly changed after the 2012 event to trying to figure out how we could do this every year. Not only is the food fantastic, we have a blast as a family doing all sorts of wonderful…

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Tyranny? Seriously?

January 6, 2013
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| tasting menu
Perusing the menu

In this month’s Vanity Fair, Corby Kummer writes about the prevalence of the tasting menu in the higher echelon of foodie restaurants (Tyranny–It’s What’s for Dinner). Go ahead and read it, I’ll wait. You’ll need some time. It is Vanity Fair, they don’t write short articles. He likens these experiences to totalitarianism and tyranny. He…

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Manresa – Revisited

March 12, 2012
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Abalone with local milk panna cotta

If…I mean when…you go to Manresa, because you should, you’ll get two menus. One is a normal menu with dishes listed with ingredients. The other is an alphabetical list of ingredients for the “seasonal and spontaneous” chef’s tasting menu. You won’t know what will be together, in what dish, in what order, but you will…

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Cayman Cookout – Day 3 in Grand Cayman

January 20, 2012
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Sunset

The first event of Saturday morning was one I was really looking forward to. Good vs. Evil – Ripert and Bourdain in conversation. I didn’t realize they had a schtick. They interrogate each other in quite the hilarious way. Tony started on Eric, trying to find his weaknesses…trying to embarrass him. Eric seems to blush…

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Fish Tuesday! @hhfreshfishco rockfish, dredged i Fish Tuesday! 

@hhfreshfishco rockfish, dredged in potato flour and pan fried. Drizzled with @chezpim chili garlic vinegar (Nam Som Prik Tum), and topped with Thai basil, mint and crispy shallots. Fried up some leftover sushi rice for a crunchy side. Added a little of @chezpim chili jam on the side for good measure.

Happy with this one. I still have an insane amount of Thai basil in the garden!
Stopped in at @hhfreshfishco at the harbor (as sho Stopped in at @hhfreshfishco at the harbor (as should you! Support harbor businesses during the bridge closure!!) and I always ask the fishmonger what's the best that day. I rarely go in with a plan.

Today: otoro.

Holy shit. This was heaven. 

Made temaki with minced otoro, green onions and cucumber. 

Seared the other half of the otoro very briefly and served with little dots of yuzu kosho.
We literally ordered everything on the menu @themi We literally ordered everything on the menu @themidway_s_c last night but the pasta (I mean, we didn't want to overdo it 😂). 

The server thought we were joking. Not joking. Ate it all (well, left a few pieces of squash and potato with the halibut, I hit a wall), but it was ALL SO GOOD. Even flipped the table before the 7pm reso coming in after us 🤘

Because of my severe hatred of cheese, olives and peppers,I can't usually do that but the menu accommodated me last night! So much fun.
Inspired by a combination of @richtable and @thean Inspired by a combination of @richtable and @theanchovybar: 

Hubby's homemade shokupan, toasted.  Tomato, olive oil, garlic and salt mushed up and spread on top.

@hhfreshfishco bluefin tuna with onion, cucumber, and parsley from the garden (plus lemon, olive oil and salt), a thin slice of the tuna and cherry tomatoes. 

Drizzled with olive oil and sprinkled with finishing salt.

#fishtuesday #foodporn #foodporncom #summergarden #tomatoes #tuna
Kept adding to this one but it 100% worked. Inspi Kept adding to this one but it 100% worked.

Inspired by fried chicken and waffles but just a bit healthier--no less tasty.

Buttermilk waffle, pan seared trout, chiffonaded (is that a word?) kale with garlic and cherry tomatoes, watermelon rind chutney, and savory whipped cream with lemon zest and chives. Seasoned with Murray River salt and freshly ground pepper.

#dinner #foodporn #foodporncom #fish #waffles
My first tomatoes of the season 🍅❤️ My first tomatoes of the season 🍅❤️
@hhfreshfishco white sea bass, kale from our garde @hhfreshfishco white sea bass, kale from our garden (we have it coming out of our ears at this point... So much kale), watercress-walnut pesto, crispy leeks. 

Marigold petals and borage on top because I've been watching The Bear 😂

#foodporn #foodporncom #dinner #fish #inspired
Best fried chicken sandwich I've ever had. Someho Best fried chicken sandwich I've ever had. 
Somehow I managed to eat that whole beignet too. 

Food coma. 💯
What a dinner. Too much food but in the best way. What a dinner. Too much food but in the best way. I didn't take pictures of half of the dishes. Too bad our friend's house is only a block away, it makes it so hard to come back 😁
A quick Korean feast last night. Instapot short A quick Korean feast last night. 

Instapot short ribs, they only have to cook for an hour! 

Banchan: sesame spinach and spicy cucumber

Some of my kimchi of course! 

And a great improvised cocktail: 
2oz empress gin 
2T simple syrup 
2T lime juice
Some diced ginger
A handful of mint 

Shake with ice. Strain into a cool tumbler. Garnish with a chili (optional) .
Fish Tuesday! @hhfreshfishco ahi, seared. Rice n Fish Tuesday! 

@hhfreshfishco ahi, seared. Rice noodle salad, Napa cabbage, pea shoots, cucumber, radishes, cilantro, mint, ginger-sesame dressing. 

#fishtuesday #foodporn #weeknightdinner #dinner #ahi
What i didn't have was a recipe for Thai baby back What i didn't have was a recipe for Thai baby back ribs. What i did have was some lemongrass, garlic, oyster sauce, golden mountain sauce and @chezpim's chili jam.  And a day without rain to fire up the Komodo Kamado at 300° for 2.5 hrs. 

🤤

Also kale from @andreanguyen88 Vietnamese Any Day cookbook but with Thai versions of the ingredients. And microwave sticky rice.

#weeknightdinner #foodporn #babybackribs #dinner
I broke my no-cooking -on-Fridays rule. I didn't c I broke my no-cooking -on-Fridays rule. I didn't cook last night and didn't want to try to get take out from anywhere good on Valentine's Day! 💘 

Trout with agrodolce red onion and fennel, pine nuts, lemon zest and chives. Side of baby broccoli. 

Simple and delicious and got rid of the red onion and 1/2 bulb of fennel in the fridge! 

#foodporn #weeknightdinner
Secret project. ❤️🌶️ Secret project. ❤️🌶️
Seared @hhfreshfishco ahi with sesame seeds and li Seared @hhfreshfishco ahi with sesame seeds and little dabs of yuzu kosho.  Butter lettuce salad with crispy fried rice and cilantro -lime dressing (from the @pombistro cookbook).

#foodporn #weeknightdinner #fishwednesday #localingredients
Tis the season #foodporn #confections #christmas Tis the season 

#foodporn #confections #christmastreats🎄 #toffee
Chanterelles, kale, pancetta, butter, garlic, shal Chanterelles, kale, pancetta, butter, garlic, shallots.

Served alongside a picanha steak. 

First bite thought ... Why can't steakhouse dishes ever be this good? ☺️ 

#foodporn #homecooking #wildmushrooms
Beautiful day. Beautiful lunch. Obligatory avoca Beautiful day. Beautiful lunch. 

Obligatory avocado toast (side of chicken not shown) & too many fries (not a problem!).

#weekenddrive #foodporn #perfectfries
Fish Tuesday! Seared big eye tuna from @hhfreshf Fish Tuesday! 

Seared big eye tuna from @hhfreshfishco with nanami togarashi.  Japanese greens with watermelon radish, onion, garlic, usukushi, sesame oil and chili flakes. 

Yuzu kosho on the side... And a few @kinkhao pickles we snuck home. 

#foodporn #foodporncom #weeknightdinner #tuna #fishtuesday
Like sole meuniere but I substituted all the ingre Like sole meuniere but I substituted all the ingredients besides flour and sole 😂 (just like the comments section of every recipe) 

Petrale sole, dredged in flour with garlic powder, paprika, salt and pepper. Pan fried in olive oil. Topped with parsley, basil, garlic and cherry tomatoes quickly sauteed in butter. 

Then to make it pretty, I picked some borage flowers for the top. 🥰

#weeknightdinner #filletofsole #foodporn
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