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Jaleo – Washington, D.C.

May 24, 2019
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Jaleo 480 7th St NW Washington, DC 20004 202-628-7949 The occasion for my visit to DC was a somber one. My uncle passed away in November and he was finally able to be buried in Arlington National Cemetery. He was a 30 year Coast Guard veteran and the ceremony was incredible, beautiful and he earned…

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Abstract Table – Oakland, CA

December 20, 2018
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Abstract Table 2123 Franklin St Oakland, CA 94612 (818) 585-9152 Popup in residency? I guess that’s what Abstract Table is. It’s living in GastroPig in Oakland. It’s just open (for now) on Friday and Saturday nights. The food is divine. The service is wonderful–full disclosure, I found this place because I know a kid who’s…

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Yoichi’s – Santa Barbara, CA

November 13, 2018
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Yoichi’s 230 E Victoria St Santa Barbara, CA 93101 805-962-6627 The food is amazing. The presentation is beautiful. The staff is wonderful. We ate things I’ve never heard of. We had some favorites. I loved our waitress. I won’t buy Tommy Hilfiger clothes (not like I did before)–nevermind why. Aside from the other clientele, I…

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Oasis Tasting Room & Kitchen – Santa Cruz, CA

October 20, 2017
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Oasis Tasting Room & Kitchen 415 A River Street Santa Cruz, CA 95060 831-621-8040 We tend to not go out to eat that often anymore. We are booked all the time with work and school commitments and we usually just want to be at home. When we do go out, we tend to stick with…

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Duende – Oakland, CA

May 2, 2017
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I knew that the menu here was not for me. It’s Spanish which is part of that region that loves everything on my forbidden list. I went to see The Magnetic Fields at the Fox Theatre…EXCELLENT show by the way. I thought I could grab a seat at Flora, which I’ve been to and loved….

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Hana – The North Bay Desination

April 8, 2017
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We were north of the Golden Gate Bridge. You know what that means! HANA! We drove up to Santa Rosa to see Neil Gaiman speak (someday I’ll get him to Hana). Then we flew to Montana from the Santa Rosa airport — best kept secret airport. One room, easy in and out. It was awesome….

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Going to Sydney?

March 23, 2015
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My husband has to travel to Sydney a twice a year for work so whenever people are heading there, we have plenty of recommendations. Finally, here they are, compiled for easy reference! Tetsuya’s in downtown SYD (if you can get in; this is the French Laundry of Australia with a Japanese twist and is as…

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Coi 2.0

October 8, 2014
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The first time we went to Coi in August was a romantic dinner for our 15th wedding anniversary. We were blown away, it was delicious. The GM, Zion, after we were apparently drunkenly bragging about how adventurous of an eater our 10 year old son is, said we should bring him, they would modify the…

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Pebble Beach Food and Wine – Not a Bad Sunday

April 15, 2012
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Dom Perignon 2003

You really can’t knock starting a foggy spring Sunday morning with a glass of 2003 Dom Perignon. I don’t typically drink DP, unless it’s given to me. I don’t think it’s bad champagne by any means but it’s not what I tend to buy. 2003, if you recall, was the year that hundreds of people…

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We Ate in New York City – My Interview with Sxip Shirey (Sasabune, New York, NY)

October 10, 2011
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Chantrelle and Sxip Shirey

We were in New York City for a family event. Neil Gaiman has been telling me for I don’t know how many years now to go to Sasabune so I made sure I got reservations while we were there. My husband, 7 year old son and I were all going but I made the reservation…

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Le Bernardin – New York, NY

September 27, 2011
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I got to meet Eric Ripert!

To call this a review would be ludicrous. The meal was perfect. I got to meet Eric Ripert. I was a giddy, squealing ’60s Beatles fan girl. You should have seen me! I maintained for my conversation with him but I was jumping up and down once I got outside. I have met many-a-famous-person. I’m…

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Greens – San Francisco

July 13, 2011
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Paparadelle wiht Peas

Greens Fort Mason, Building A San Francisco, CA 94123 415-771-6222 A friend and I were meeting up to see Tim Minchin at the Palace of Fine Arts…Brilliant show by the way. We needed food first so she got us into Greens at the last minute. I thought I hadn’t been there but as soon as…

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Charlie Trotter’s – Chicago

June 23, 2011
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Halibut with Arugula Blossom, Artichoke

Charlie Trotter’s 816 West Armitage Chicago, Illinois 60614 773 248-6228 You had me at the bread. Lost me for a bit with the chicken foot but got me right back with the morels. That’s the meal in twitter format, now for the rest of the story. I have to be totally honest here, the meal…

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JoLe – Calistoga, CA

October 15, 2010
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Mixed greens with tomatoes, avocado and bacon

JoLe 1457 Lincoln Avenue Calistoga, CA 94515 707-942-5938 We used to go to Calistoga just about every year. We’d go in February, off-season, rainy, cheaper, but just as tasty and relaxing. Since our son was born six years ago, we’ve only been twice. This trip makes three times. Every time we go, I say, “We…

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Main Street Garden & Cafe

August 16, 2010
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Albacore Crudo

Main Street Garden & Cafe 3101 N. Main St. Soquel, Ca. 95073 831-477-9265 We were looking for a place for our anniversary dinner. We tried Cellar Door first and they were booked (yes, we were calling at 5:15pm for a 6-ish reso!). I started poking around some blogs trying to decide where to go. I…

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Incredible mother's day lunch at @mentoneca . So Incredible mother's day lunch at @mentoneca .

So much food (I didn't take pictures of!). Good thing I had a teenager come home for the weekend to help finish it all.
The weather's finally nice enough for grilling. In The weather's finally nice enough for grilling. Instead of firing up the big kamado though, we busted out our little yakitori. 

Korean chicken skewers. Yum yum.
Lucky enough to get invited to a Vietnamese friend Lucky enough to get invited to a Vietnamese friend's parents house for dinner tonight. So so so so much good food, I'm stuffed!
I only took a picture of part one. There was way more food after this!
I was too focused on the conversation with friends I was too focused on the conversation with friends to take pictures of the food but I snapped a couple.

Amazing tasting menu dinner at @coquinepdx . Flavor bomb dishes kept coming.

Great night of food and friends.
Had vegetarian friends over for dinner tonight: H Had vegetarian friends over for dinner tonight:

Hungarian mushroom soup with black trumpets
Butternut squash ravioli

Not pictured:. Butter lettuce salad with apples
Molten chocolate cake

Wine:
Raveneau Chablis
2006 Vieux Télégraphe
Domaine tempier bandol
Quntarelli recioto
100% finger licking good. Goddamn. @andreanguyen88 100% finger licking good. Goddamn.
@andreanguyen88 knows how to treat a crab.

(I added asparagus!)
The morning after.... (Fantastic birthday dinner The morning after....

(Fantastic birthday dinner for hubby with friends last night. Very caloric! And many much good wine.)
Fantastic dinner at @mentoneca tonight. Great cock Fantastic dinner at @mentoneca tonight.
Great cocktails (rhubarb one!), Crab gnocchi (OMG!!!) and I brought home a pizza for dessert 😂
Pictures or it didn't happen. Pictures or it didn't happen.
Sometimes the special occasion is just Thursday wi Sometimes the special occasion is just Thursday with friends.

- Spinach salad, oranges, spices nuts (NV Paul Bara Champagne Grand Cru Grand Rosé)
- again made the potato leek soup with crab and black trumpets and it still kicks ass (2013 Domaine Roulot Meursault Les Vireuils)
- not pictured, homemade pasta with chanterelles (2005 Thierry Allemand Cornas Chaillot)
-pecan pie (2003 Giuseppe Quintarelli Amabile del Cerè Veneto IGT)

#winepairing #dinner #foodporn @luchets007
I don't want to go to the store, what do we have? I don't want to go to the store, what do we have?

So, this is an inspired-by-but-not-actually-croque-madame

Jamon serrano and Parmesan on homemade walnut levain with fresh made butter, grilled, topped with avocado, green onions and a fried egg.

So not at all a croque-madame 🤣🤣

#foodporn #dinner #eggs #notshopping
Once a week or so I've been making instapot Indian Once a week or so I've been making instapot Indian food. It's been pretty damn good. Mostly vegetarian. Tried a few dals, biryani, potatoes. All great and minimal effort.

Diggin' the easy, flavorful weeknight fare. Plus I get leftovers for lunches!

(Thanks to our friends for bringing us the paratha!)

#foodporn #indiancooking #instapotdinners #brevilleslowfastcooker
Good thing I haven't gotten any exercise this week Good thing I haven't gotten any exercise this week! 🤦

#foodporn #chickenandwaffles
Hotel room Valentine's dinner: Who needs to spend Hotel room Valentine's dinner:

Who needs to spend a bunch of money at a fancy restaurant? Or the stress of getting a reservation?

- Seared salmon
- Grapefruit, fennel, avocado, green onion salad
- Homemade sourdough whole wheat walnut levain
- 2012 Raveneau Chablis

@kakigram show in a couple of hours!

#affordablefoodieadventures
#foodporn 
#hotelcooking
#residenceinnmarriott
A little picnic at @ridgevineyards on a beautiful A little picnic at @ridgevineyards on a beautiful day.
This isn't quite as sacrilegious as it looks... We This isn't quite as sacrilegious as it looks... We sadly lost track of this bottle in our cellar and it was way past its prime. But will make since DAMN good vinegar!
I make soup a lot. Usually soup in our house is ma I make soup a lot. Usually soup in our house is made from whatever's in the fridge because I don't want to go shopping!

Tonight was not necessarily that. I got leeks, crab and black trumpets from @ocean2table. It's simple but seriously Michelin restaurant-level flavor. I am so stoked on this dinner.

Potato leek soup (so simple: 2lbs leeks, 1 lb potatoes, 5 cups chicken stock. Puree. Finish with salt and lemon juice to taste)

Steamed local dungeness crab, nothing done to it at all. Just crab.

Black trumpets sauteed in butter. That's it.

Soup, crab, mushrooms, drizzle of olive oil, sprinkle of finishing salt.

#local #seasonal #dinner #mushrooms #csa #foodporn
I finally watched The Menu. It was brilliant, insi I finally watched The Menu. It was brilliant, insightful, and sometimes so close to home it was embarrassing. If we ever meet, ask me about the L'arpege egg.

I will never slap your hand away to take a photo. Enjoying the food is what counts. It's one of the reasons I don't want to be a chef. I want to cook when and what I want, not because I have to. (Plus I love to sleep!)

Give me the goddamn bread course... And the burger.
Rainbow trout, broccolini, and chanterelles from @ Rainbow trout, broccolini, and chanterelles from @ocean2table .
Easy, healthy, local and delicious.

(Bread by hubby)
Bought this for hubby for Christmas knowing that h Bought this for hubby for Christmas knowing that he reaps the benefits of me getting a cookbook so just gave it to him instead 😂

I've been flipping through it tonight and now I'm starving and have other plans for tonight's dinner so these recipes have to wait!  Bad planning on my part! 🫤

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