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Jaleo – Washington, D.C.

May 24, 2019
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Jaleo 480 7th St NW Washington, DC 20004 202-628-7949 The occasion for my visit to DC was a somber one. My uncle passed away in November and he was finally able to be buried in Arlington National Cemetery. He was a 30 year Coast Guard veteran and the ceremony was incredible, beautiful and he earned…

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Lemongrass Pork Tenderloin Salad

January 3, 2017
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Pork: 1 pork tenderloin Marinade: 1 stalk lemongrass 4 green onions 2T soy sauce 1T dark brown sugar 1T fish sauce Zap in food processor then pour over pork. Marinate for 1 hr or more. Dressing: juice of 3 limes equal amount of fish sauce 2t sugar 1 garlic clove, minced 1/4 c. hot water…

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Kaito – Capitola, CA

May 19, 2014
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I am a noodle whore. A noodle addict. I love noodles. In any form, but especially from the general Asian part of the world and floating in pork-based broth. Ramen makes me so happy. For my 40th birthday, we waited nearly 2 hours for ramen at Orenchi and I was so thrilled to do it….

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Vietnamazeballs – aka Vietnamese Meatballs

October 17, 2013
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I got ground pork from my CSA. They have amazing pork. Fatty and delicious. I didn’t want italian food which is what I usually put the pork in so I started searching around Epicurious for ideas. I found Pork and Lemongrass Meatballs in Lettuce Cups. I had all the ingredients aside from the lemongrass. I…

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Around the World on a Sunday Afternoon

October 14, 2013
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Well, maybe we didn’t really go around the world but our afternoon snack was from Italy, our dinner was from Vietnam. I went to my local market for a days overdue grocery shop. They had a locally grown melon that I, personally, had never seen called piel de sapo or frogskin melon. It is sweet…

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Incanto – San Francisco, CA

March 21, 2013
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| decadence, dinner, flavor, food, pasta, pork, restaurant, review, San Francisco, table dance

We had a full weekend of food, wine and no kid. He went skiing with a friend in Tahoe for the weekend. I don’t think there was a time, aside from when I first woke up, that I wasn’t full and/or a teeny bit tipsy. We didn’t need to drive anywhere, we just needed to…

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Pork Ribs

March 8, 2013
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Pork Ribs and Caesar

My husband isn’t a fan of chewing meat off a bone. He was out of town so I thought I’d try out making ribs. I’d never made them before since I too wasn’t a fan of gnawing on bones, but I got over it. My son recently discovered he like chicken wings because you only…

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Newsletter Inspiration #1: Rigatoni with Spicy Calabrese-Style Pork Ragù

January 31, 2013
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Cook the pasta in the sauce for the last minute

My newest adventure is actually grabbing a recipe from one of the bazillion newsletters I get each day and cooking something from it for dinner that night. One night in and I’m already improvising of course. I never follow recipes! The first recipe was from the Epicurious newsletter: Rigatoni with Spicy Calabrese-Style Pork Ragù The…

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Ramen: The Weekend Adventure

December 13, 2012
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| amateur, asian, dinner, flavor, food, photos, pork

Way back in June I took a class from Pim (aka Chez Pim) and immediately after the class started remodeling my kitchen and so I couldn’t make the amazing dishes I’d just learned about. Fast forward to the completion of the kitchen and then my husband got in a motorcycle accident. I couldn’t dive into…

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A Day of Dumplings

October 26, 2012
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| asian, flavor, food, pork, santa cruz, self pleasuring
Steaming

I picked up Andrea Nguyen’s Asian Dumplings cookbook pretty much on a whim a few months ago. We made way too many dumplings and stuffed ourselves (and our neighbors) silly. Not long after that I saw that she was teaching a dumpling class at Love Apple Farm and had to sign up! This has been…

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Dumpling King – San Francisco

September 10, 2012
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We had a few leftovers

We drove up to San Francisco and met our friends at the Dumpling King for lunch. They’ve been going there for years, we’d never been. Oddly, we’d never been out for dumplings in San Francisco. Only in Sydney. Yes, we travel 7000 miles for Din Tai Fung. This was so much more convenient! ;-) Needless…

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Outstanding in the Garage – 6 week mark

August 6, 2012
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| amateur, beef, chicken, dinner, fish soup, flavor, food, organic, photos, pork, Salmon, santa cruz, seasonal menu, self pleasuring
Prepping Salmon

Making food in the garage actually hasn’t been that difficult. I can’t make anything that has to simmer for a long period of time (I’ll run out of propane) or go into an oven larger than the toaster oven, but other than that, it’s been working. I made one of our favorites with my CSA…

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Outstanding in the Field – Route 1 Farms

June 8, 2012
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The first event of the year. Route 1 Farm is just a little way up the coast from Santa Cruz. We left our house when it was sunny and hot. We got 3 blocks from our house and it was socked in fog and freezing. I was numb by the end of the night but…

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Pim’s Ramen Class

June 8, 2012
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In December I took a baking class from Pim. You all might already know that I don’t bake but that’s one of the reasons I took the class, to try something new. I still don’t bake but I’ve taught my 7 year old to bake for me. What I do make is soup! What I’ve…

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Dumplings and Buns

March 19, 2012
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Shanghai Pork Soup Dumplings

Asian Dumplings: Mastering Gyoza, Spring Rolls, Samosas, and More We were in Bookshop Santa Cruz on Sunday … after coming back downtown to pick up our car we’d left overnight after St. Patrick’s Day celebrations … and I can’t not browse the cookbook section. My husband came up behind me and handed me Asian Dumplings…

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A quick Korean feast last night. Instapot short A quick Korean feast last night. 

Instapot short ribs, they only have to cook for an hour! 

Banchan: sesame spinach and spicy cucumber

Some of my kimchi of course! 

And a great improvised cocktail: 
2oz empress gin 
2T simple syrup 
2T lime juice
Some diced ginger
A handful of mint 

Shake with ice. Strain into a cool tumbler. Garnish with a chili (optional) .
Fish Tuesday! @hhfreshfishco ahi, seared. Rice n Fish Tuesday! 

@hhfreshfishco ahi, seared. Rice noodle salad, Napa cabbage, pea shoots, cucumber, radishes, cilantro, mint, ginger-sesame dressing. 

#fishtuesday #foodporn #weeknightdinner #dinner #ahi
What i didn't have was a recipe for Thai baby back What i didn't have was a recipe for Thai baby back ribs. What i did have was some lemongrass, garlic, oyster sauce, golden mountain sauce and @chezpim's chili jam.  And a day without rain to fire up the Komodo Kamado at 300° for 2.5 hrs. 

🤤

Also kale from @andreanguyen88 Vietnamese Any Day cookbook but with Thai versions of the ingredients. And microwave sticky rice.

#weeknightdinner #foodporn #babybackribs #dinner
I broke my no-cooking -on-Fridays rule. I didn't c I broke my no-cooking -on-Fridays rule. I didn't cook last night and didn't want to try to get take out from anywhere good on Valentine's Day! 💘 

Trout with agrodolce red onion and fennel, pine nuts, lemon zest and chives. Side of baby broccoli. 

Simple and delicious and got rid of the red onion and 1/2 bulb of fennel in the fridge! 

#foodporn #weeknightdinner
Secret project. ❤️🌶️ Secret project. ❤️🌶️
Seared @hhfreshfishco ahi with sesame seeds and li Seared @hhfreshfishco ahi with sesame seeds and little dabs of yuzu kosho.  Butter lettuce salad with crispy fried rice and cilantro -lime dressing (from the @pombistro cookbook).

#foodporn #weeknightdinner #fishwednesday #localingredients
Tis the season #foodporn #confections #christmas Tis the season 

#foodporn #confections #christmastreats🎄 #toffee
Chanterelles, kale, pancetta, butter, garlic, shal Chanterelles, kale, pancetta, butter, garlic, shallots.

Served alongside a picanha steak. 

First bite thought ... Why can't steakhouse dishes ever be this good? ☺️ 

#foodporn #homecooking #wildmushrooms
Beautiful day. Beautiful lunch. Obligatory avoca Beautiful day. Beautiful lunch. 

Obligatory avocado toast (side of chicken not shown) & too many fries (not a problem!).

#weekenddrive #foodporn #perfectfries
Fish Tuesday! Seared big eye tuna from @hhfreshf Fish Tuesday! 

Seared big eye tuna from @hhfreshfishco with nanami togarashi.  Japanese greens with watermelon radish, onion, garlic, usukushi, sesame oil and chili flakes. 

Yuzu kosho on the side... And a few @kinkhao pickles we snuck home. 

#foodporn #foodporncom #weeknightdinner #tuna #fishtuesday
Like sole meuniere but I substituted all the ingre Like sole meuniere but I substituted all the ingredients besides flour and sole 😂 (just like the comments section of every recipe) 

Petrale sole, dredged in flour with garlic powder, paprika, salt and pepper. Pan fried in olive oil. Topped with parsley, basil, garlic and cherry tomatoes quickly sauteed in butter. 

Then to make it pretty, I picked some borage flowers for the top. 🥰

#weeknightdinner #filletofsole #foodporn
23 years so I had these in France and then days la 23 years so I had these in France and then days later in Germany having never seen them before. I fell in love with them and I was told they were called Snow cherries.
They're not.  Not by anyone else at least.  Except @toriamos who wrote a song called Snow Cherries from France which is crazy.

Many years later I found them at a farmers market and they were called Cape gooseberries. That's what everyone calls them here so I tried planting some.  The plant was tiny and sad.. So tiny and sad that our house painters didn't notice them and piled crap on them and they died. 

This year I got 2 new plants. I put them in full sun in my raised bed and they grew like crazy!! I have SNOW CHERRIES!

They're yummy 🥰
It's been a long time since I had a dish that trul It's been a long time since I had a dish that truly blew me away with its originality.  Of all things that did it this time? Cucumber salad?? 

The first photo is that salad. Ever gotten brain freeze from a salad? Now I have.  The cucumbers were cut like linguine, the herbs were plentiful and the dressing (or extra flavor bomb) was a spicy cucumber granita.  It was beautiful, flavorful, unique and amazing. 

Every dish was perfect, from the toro on shokupan, to the halibut with pluots, to the HUGE panko breaded pork chop. Every bite sublime....🥰🥰

I'll be back next month!!
Peak of the season for everything! #foodporn #fa Peak of the season for everything! 

#foodporn #farmersmarket
I love being on the "I'll eat anything but halibut I love being on the "I'll eat anything but halibut" CSF fish list. 

Incredible mackerel from @hhfreshfishco that I marinated in homemade white wine vinegar, garlic, EVO and chili flakes and grilled over binchotan. 

A little carrot slaw on the side.

Yum yum 😍
Hamachi yuzu daisy 🥰 Finally opened the yuzu k Hamachi yuzu daisy 🥰

Finally opened the yuzu kosho I brought back from Japan. 🍋

Soba noodle salad with cucumber and baby bok choy, yuzu-sesame dressing, and little dollops of yuzu kosho on each piece of fish. 

@hhfreshfishco 

#weeknightdinner #foodporn #hamachi
It's @hhfreshfishco Fish Tuesday! Ocean whitefis It's @hhfreshfishco Fish Tuesday! 

Ocean whitefish sauteed in garlic herb butter atop kale and agridolce fennel and onions.

#foodporn #weeknightdinner #fishtuesday
Now that's how to start a Sunday morning (well, af Now that's how to start a Sunday morning (well, afternoon!!)

Banh Xeo 🤤

@fullsteamdumpling
Homemade parsley pasta with butter poached trout Homemade parsley pasta  with butter poached trout and a lemony basil and garlic chive cream sauce.

#foodporn #dinner #pasta #vouvray
Marinated, grilled sardines. Topped with chimichur Marinated, grilled sardines. Topped with chimichurri. Served on homemade focaccia. 

#foodporncom #weeknightdinner @hhfreshfishco
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