Skip to content

FoodPorn.com

Redirecting Perverts to the Refrigerator Since 1999

Menu
  • Amateur
  • Barley Legal
  • Celebrities
    • Interviews
    • Encounters
  • Hardcore
  • Self-Pleasuring
    • Recipes
    • Movies
    • Exhibitionism
    • Toys
  • Table Dance

Category: pork

Lemongrass Pork Tenderloin Salad

January 3, 2017
| No Comments
| amateur, asian, dinner, flavor, food, pork, pork, recipe, self pleasuring

Pork: 1 pork tenderloin Marinade: 1 stalk lemongrass 4 green onions 2T soy sauce 1T dark brown sugar 1T fish sauce Zap in food processor then pour over pork. Marinate for 1 hr or more. Dressing: juice of 3 limes equal amount of fish sauce 2t sugar 1 garlic clove, minced 1/4 c. hot water…

Read More »

Posted in amateur, asian, dinner, flavor, food, pork, pork, recipe, self pleasuring Leave a comment

Vietnamazeballs – aka Vietnamese Meatballs

October 17, 2013
| No Comments
| amateur, asian, dinner, flavor, food, pork, pork, recipe, recipes, self pleasuring

I got ground pork from my CSA. They have amazing pork. Fatty and delicious. I didn’t want italian food which is what I usually put the pork in so I started searching around Epicurious for ideas. I found Pork and Lemongrass Meatballs in Lettuce Cups. I had all the ingredients aside from the lemongrass. I…

Read More »

Posted in amateur, asian, dinner, flavor, food, pork, pork, recipe, recipes, self pleasuring Leave a comment

Pork Ribs

March 8, 2013
| 1 Comment
| amateur, dinner, flavor, food, pork, pork, recipe, self pleasuring
Pork Ribs and Caesar

My husband isn’t a fan of chewing meat off a bone. He was out of town so I thought I’d try out making ribs. I’d never made them before since I too wasn’t a fan of gnawing on bones, but I got over it. My son recently discovered he like chicken wings because you only…

Read More »

Posted in amateur, dinner, flavor, food, pork, pork, recipe, self pleasuring 1 Comment

Newsletter Inspiration #1: Rigatoni with Spicy Calabrese-Style Pork Ragù

January 31, 2013
| No Comments
| amateur, dinner, flavor, food, italian, pasta, pasta, pork, pork, recipe, self pleasuring
Cook the pasta in the sauce for the last minute

My newest adventure is actually grabbing a recipe from one of the bazillion newsletters I get each day and cooking something from it for dinner that night. One night in and I’m already improvising of course. I never follow recipes! The first recipe was from the Epicurious newsletter: Rigatoni with Spicy Calabrese-Style Pork Ragù The…

Read More »

Posted in amateur, dinner, flavor, food, italian, pasta, pasta, pork, pork, recipe, self pleasuring Leave a comment

Slow Roasted Pork Shoulder

March 10, 2012
| No Comments
| amateur, dinner, farmers market, flavor, food, pork, recipe, self pleasuring, wine
Onion, garlic, marjoram, thyme

My CSA farm this year is Fogline Farm. We went there last year for an Outstanding in the Field dinner, had the honor of sitting with the farmers at dinner and decided we’d join their CSA next. I’ve been hopping from farm to farm each year, trying out all the variety in our county. One…

Read More »

Posted in amateur, dinner, farmers market, flavor, food, pork, recipe, self pleasuring, wine Tagged pork Leave a comment

Brined Pork with Tomatillo Sauce

September 22, 2010
| 1 Comment
| pork, recipe, recipes, self pleasuring
Grilling tomatillos

Oh so easy, oh so amazing. On the advice of the wonderful Rebecca from TLC Ranch (where I get my pork and eggs) I thawed the pork loin chops I bought in brine. I put about, I’d say, 1 c. of salt to about 1 gallon of water. In the brine I added a bay…

Read More »

Posted in pork, recipe, recipes, self pleasuring Tagged pork chops, tomatillo 1 Comment

Recent Posts

  • Apocalypse FoodPorn
  • I Don’t Always Drink Coffee, but When I Do….
  • Black Cod Cakes
  • Ambiguously Asian Soup
  • Beautiful Trout with Korean Chard and Momofuku Bing Bread
  • Seared Tuna on Sushi Rice
  • My Version of Ad Hoc Fried Chicken
  • I’m Baking?! It Must Be the End Times
  • Allium Goo
  • Shelter in Place: Day #I-Have-No-Idea: Cilantro Salad Dressing or Savory Cocktail Mixer?

Archives

Not-so-proud-partners with:

Wine Asshole
  • Home
  • Movies
  • Exhibitionism
  • About
  • Contact

FoodPorn.com | Copyright 1999-2025 | All rights reserved. Precious Lite theme by Flythemes