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Category: San Francisco

Petit Crenn – San Francisco, CA

March 24, 2017
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| chocolate, dinner, flavor, food, restaurant, review, San Francisco, seasonal menu, table dance, tasting menu

I haven’t been to Atalier Crenn yet. I have to admit, I’m a little intimidated by Dominique! I don’t know what it is but no matter how often people tell me she’s perfectly lovely, I feel like she’d totally kick my ass. BUT, I still want to eat her food, it looks amazing! We had…

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Give Me Gin or Give Me Death – My Interview with East Bay Ray

November 12, 2014
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| celebrities, celebrity, interview, San Francisco

I really wanted to incorporate “Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables” into the title of this interview since it’s, well, a food title but could not come up with a spin that was appetizing. So, Give Me Convenience or Give Me Death it is…I’m a dork, I know. Ray and I have mutual friends but we’d…

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Coi 2.0

October 8, 2014
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| beef, decadence, dinner, flavor, food, restaurant, restaurants, review, San Francisco, seasonal menu, table dance, tasting menu, wine

The first time we went to Coi in August was a romantic dinner for our 15th wedding anniversary. We were blown away, it was delicious. The GM, Zion, after we were apparently drunkenly bragging about how adventurous of an eater our 10 year old son is, said we should bring him, they would modify the…

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Pabu – San Francisco, CA

September 16, 2014
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| asian, dinner, flavor, food, restaurant, review, Salmon, San Francisco, sushi, table dance, tasting menu

I usually write all the content on FoodPorn but my husband wrote up a post about Pabu and I’m just going to steal it. I couldn’t say it better. (I edited it slightly to make it work on the site as opposed to Google+). I present the first guest-post of FoodPorn written by my hubby……

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Coi – San Francisco, CA

September 9, 2014
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| decadence, dinner, flavor, food, restaurant, review, Salmon, San Francisco, seasonal menu, table dance, tasting menu, wine

We had our 15th wedding anniversary this year. Our 20th first date anniversary is on the same day….awwwwww! On our actually anniversary we were in Montana not-camping with our son (we got thunderstormed out of our camping adventure). But I had already planned a weekend in San Francisco to celebrate our milestone anniversary. The special…

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Kin Khao – San Francisco

May 18, 2014
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| restaurant, review, San Francisco, table dance

I’ve been wanting to go to Kin Khao since it opened in February. I’m a big fan of Pim’s cooking, I’ve been lucky enough to get some samples in classes I’ve taken from her. I knew this would be a good meal but it was even better than that. We have a lot of mediocre,…

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Baby It’s Cold Outside – My Interview with Olga Nunes

December 7, 2013
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| celebrities, dinner, flavor, food, interview, San Francisco, sushi

Three years ago, I was going to San Francisco to see Jason Webley perform. Olga Nunes was going too. A perfect opportunity to interview her! It was rainy and cold. A pretty big storm was coming through. We met at Sushi Groove South with some friends and had plate after plate of sushi. Olga had…

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Abbot’s Cellar – San Francisco

November 4, 2013
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| dinner, flavor, food, restaurant, review, San Francisco, table dance

Abbot’s Cellar 742 Valencia Street San Francisco, CA 94110 We had tickets to see Zoe Keating at The Chapel on Valencia on Saturday night. I love Zoe. She’s not only an amazing cellist, she’s a beautiful person. Someday, when our calendars align, you can read of our food porn adventures, but those haven’t yet happened….

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Incanto – San Francisco, CA

March 21, 2013
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| decadence, dinner, flavor, food, pasta, pork, restaurant, review, San Francisco, table dance

We had a full weekend of food, wine and no kid. He went skiing with a friend in Tahoe for the weekend. I don’t think there was a time, aside from when I first woke up, that I wasn’t full and/or a teeny bit tipsy. We didn’t need to drive anywhere, we just needed to…

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Dumpling King – San Francisco

September 10, 2012
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| asian, flavor, food, pork, restaurant, review, San Francisco, table dance
We had a few leftovers

We drove up to San Francisco and met our friends at the Dumpling King for lunch. They’ve been going there for years, we’d never been. Oddly, we’d never been out for dumplings in San Francisco. Only in Sydney. Yes, we travel 7000 miles for Din Tai Fung. This was so much more convenient! ;-) Needless…

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Greens – San Francisco

July 13, 2011
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| dinner, food, organic, pasta, restaurant, restaurants, review, San Francisco, seasonal menu, table dance
Paparadelle wiht Peas

Greens Fort Mason, Building A San Francisco, CA 94123 415-771-6222 A friend and I were meeting up to see Tim Minchin at the Palace of Fine Arts…Brilliant show by the way. We needed food first so she got us into Greens at the last minute. I thought I hadn’t been there but as soon as…

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Slanted Door – San Francisco

April 14, 2010
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| beef, chocolate, flavor, food, restaurant, review, San Francisco, table dance
Wood oven roasted manila clams with thai basil, crispy pork belly and fresh chilies

The Slanted Door 1 Ferry Building #3 San Francisco, CA 94111 415-861-8032 I had a few errands to run in San Francisco. All food-related so it was worth the drive up. My first stop was Omnivore Books on Food to pick up my signed Alice Waters book that I wasn’t able to get signed in…

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Posted in beef, chocolate, flavor, food, restaurant, review, San Francisco, table dance Tagged clams, noodles, Slanted Door, yellowtail 1 Comment

Sushi Groove South – San Francisco

April 24, 2009
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| restaurant, restaurants, review, San Francisco, sushi, table dance

Sushi Groove South1516 Folsom StSan Francisco, CA 94103415-503-1950 This is our new pre-Slim’s-show dinner. You could easily miss it if you don’t have the address and aren’t really looking for it. Just keep an eye out, you’ll find it. Slip past the thick curtain over the entry and excellent fish and sake awaits. Hamachi sashimi,…

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Michael Mina – San Francisco

April 20, 2009
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Michael MinaWestin St. Francis335 Powell StSan Francisco, CA 94102415-397-9222 After the great meal we had at Michael Mina Vegas, knowing the San Francisco restaurant was rumored to be even better, I was very much looking forward to the meal. We decided before we even arrived that we would most likely do the seasonal tasting menu….

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Incredible mother's day lunch at @mentoneca . So Incredible mother's day lunch at @mentoneca .

So much food (I didn't take pictures of!). Good thing I had a teenager come home for the weekend to help finish it all.
The weather's finally nice enough for grilling. In The weather's finally nice enough for grilling. Instead of firing up the big kamado though, we busted out our little yakitori. 

Korean chicken skewers. Yum yum.
Lucky enough to get invited to a Vietnamese friend Lucky enough to get invited to a Vietnamese friend's parents house for dinner tonight. So so so so much good food, I'm stuffed!
I only took a picture of part one. There was way more food after this!
I was too focused on the conversation with friends I was too focused on the conversation with friends to take pictures of the food but I snapped a couple.

Amazing tasting menu dinner at @coquinepdx . Flavor bomb dishes kept coming.

Great night of food and friends.
Had vegetarian friends over for dinner tonight: H Had vegetarian friends over for dinner tonight:

Hungarian mushroom soup with black trumpets
Butternut squash ravioli

Not pictured:. Butter lettuce salad with apples
Molten chocolate cake

Wine:
Raveneau Chablis
2006 Vieux Télégraphe
Domaine tempier bandol
Quntarelli recioto
100% finger licking good. Goddamn. @andreanguyen88 100% finger licking good. Goddamn.
@andreanguyen88 knows how to treat a crab.

(I added asparagus!)
The morning after.... (Fantastic birthday dinner The morning after....

(Fantastic birthday dinner for hubby with friends last night. Very caloric! And many much good wine.)
Fantastic dinner at @mentoneca tonight. Great cock Fantastic dinner at @mentoneca tonight.
Great cocktails (rhubarb one!), Crab gnocchi (OMG!!!) and I brought home a pizza for dessert 😂
Pictures or it didn't happen. Pictures or it didn't happen.
Sometimes the special occasion is just Thursday wi Sometimes the special occasion is just Thursday with friends.

- Spinach salad, oranges, spices nuts (NV Paul Bara Champagne Grand Cru Grand Rosé)
- again made the potato leek soup with crab and black trumpets and it still kicks ass (2013 Domaine Roulot Meursault Les Vireuils)
- not pictured, homemade pasta with chanterelles (2005 Thierry Allemand Cornas Chaillot)
-pecan pie (2003 Giuseppe Quintarelli Amabile del Cerè Veneto IGT)

#winepairing #dinner #foodporn @luchets007
I don't want to go to the store, what do we have? I don't want to go to the store, what do we have?

So, this is an inspired-by-but-not-actually-croque-madame

Jamon serrano and Parmesan on homemade walnut levain with fresh made butter, grilled, topped with avocado, green onions and a fried egg.

So not at all a croque-madame 🤣🤣

#foodporn #dinner #eggs #notshopping
Once a week or so I've been making instapot Indian Once a week or so I've been making instapot Indian food. It's been pretty damn good. Mostly vegetarian. Tried a few dals, biryani, potatoes. All great and minimal effort.

Diggin' the easy, flavorful weeknight fare. Plus I get leftovers for lunches!

(Thanks to our friends for bringing us the paratha!)

#foodporn #indiancooking #instapotdinners #brevilleslowfastcooker
Good thing I haven't gotten any exercise this week Good thing I haven't gotten any exercise this week! 🤦

#foodporn #chickenandwaffles
Hotel room Valentine's dinner: Who needs to spend Hotel room Valentine's dinner:

Who needs to spend a bunch of money at a fancy restaurant? Or the stress of getting a reservation?

- Seared salmon
- Grapefruit, fennel, avocado, green onion salad
- Homemade sourdough whole wheat walnut levain
- 2012 Raveneau Chablis

@kakigram show in a couple of hours!

#affordablefoodieadventures
#foodporn 
#hotelcooking
#residenceinnmarriott
A little picnic at @ridgevineyards on a beautiful A little picnic at @ridgevineyards on a beautiful day.
This isn't quite as sacrilegious as it looks... We This isn't quite as sacrilegious as it looks... We sadly lost track of this bottle in our cellar and it was way past its prime. But will make since DAMN good vinegar!
I make soup a lot. Usually soup in our house is ma I make soup a lot. Usually soup in our house is made from whatever's in the fridge because I don't want to go shopping!

Tonight was not necessarily that. I got leeks, crab and black trumpets from @ocean2table. It's simple but seriously Michelin restaurant-level flavor. I am so stoked on this dinner.

Potato leek soup (so simple: 2lbs leeks, 1 lb potatoes, 5 cups chicken stock. Puree. Finish with salt and lemon juice to taste)

Steamed local dungeness crab, nothing done to it at all. Just crab.

Black trumpets sauteed in butter. That's it.

Soup, crab, mushrooms, drizzle of olive oil, sprinkle of finishing salt.

#local #seasonal #dinner #mushrooms #csa #foodporn
I finally watched The Menu. It was brilliant, insi I finally watched The Menu. It was brilliant, insightful, and sometimes so close to home it was embarrassing. If we ever meet, ask me about the L'arpege egg.

I will never slap your hand away to take a photo. Enjoying the food is what counts. It's one of the reasons I don't want to be a chef. I want to cook when and what I want, not because I have to. (Plus I love to sleep!)

Give me the goddamn bread course... And the burger.
Rainbow trout, broccolini, and chanterelles from @ Rainbow trout, broccolini, and chanterelles from @ocean2table .
Easy, healthy, local and delicious.

(Bread by hubby)
Bought this for hubby for Christmas knowing that h Bought this for hubby for Christmas knowing that he reaps the benefits of me getting a cookbook so just gave it to him instead 😂

I've been flipping through it tonight and now I'm starving and have other plans for tonight's dinner so these recipes have to wait!  Bad planning on my part! 🫤

@dishoom #bombayfood #indiancooking
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