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Category: soup

Soup Night LVI – Potato Arugula Soup

June 26, 2018
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Serves 4-6 Soup: 1 onion, minced 1 celery stalk, minced 2 lbs yukon gold potatoes, diced 1 cup cannellini beans, cooked 6-8 cups chicken stock Pesto: 1 cup parsley 1 clove garlic 1 lemon, juiced salt olive oil For serving: baguette, sliced and toasted arugula crispy fried pancetta crispy fried garlic Saute the onion and…

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Hardcore Thanksgiving 2016

November 29, 2016
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| chanterelles, dinner, flavor, food, hardcore, mushrooms, photos, porcinis, recipe, seasonal menu, self pleasuring, soup, soup, thanksgiving

It’s our annual tradition (17 years running) to head to the woods for Thanksgiving weekend and forage for something edible and tasty…preferably porcini but other edibles will do! We didn’t find a ton this year but enough for a nice, large, dinner when we got home. Since this drive takes us north of the Golden…

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Salmon and Soba in Dashi v2.0

May 22, 2014
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I’ve been making this dish for a while but sometimes I tweak it just a tad. This time I added some crispy salmon skin and I don’t know why I didn’t always do that! It’s salmon season here in the Monterey Bay and although it’s not like it was 10 years ago with salmon selling…

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Won Ton Soup

January 29, 2014
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| asian, beef, beef, dinner, flavor, food, other mains, recipe, self pleasuring, soup

Do you ever have one of those meals that you start because those are the ingredients you have in the fridge but end up with something you want to make again and again? This was one of those nights. I had about 1/4lb of top sirloin left over in the freezer from pho one night….

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Soup Night XLI

October 21, 2013
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It’s fall! It’s butternut squash season! I’ve put the makeshift recipe on the site in the past. It is so easy and so good and so easy to scale up to 20 people! I also had just gotten 20 pounds of tomatoes so I made a gazpacho appetizer. All I did was throw tomatoes, basil,…

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White Seabass in Ginger Broth with Crispy Rice

July 24, 2013
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White Seabass in ginger broth with crispy rice

This is one of the best fish dishes I’ve ever made and it’s going to be really hard to replicate! Well, the fish and the rice I can easily do again but the only way to do the broth is to have leftover Pho broth again! I made pho one day but didn’t have beef…

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Newsletter Inspiration #4: Italian Wedding Soup

February 22, 2013
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Italian Wedding Soup

I’ve got a cold. I just got mostly over the flu and got walloped with head congestion. Blargh. So, I want soup. Lots of soup. It just so happened that Food and Wine’s newsletter yesterday had soup! Italian Wedding Soup to be exact. I got my frozen chicken backs from my freezer and got the…

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Potato Soup – For When You Don’t Have Leeks

February 3, 2013
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Potato soup with bacon and creme fraiche

1 1/2 lbs potatoes, peeled and cubed. 3 large shallots (equivalent to the amount a medium onion would give you) 2 cloves garlic 6 cups chicken stock 1/4 cup pancetta 4 slices bacon Lemon juice (one lemon) Finely mince or food-processor the shallots and garlic. Saute in butter with the pancetta until starting to brown…

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Outstanding in the Garage – Summer Garden Gazpacho

August 7, 2012
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Gazpacho

My dad brought me tomatoes. He seriously grows the sweetest tomatoes I have ever had. When summer starts I begin dreaming of the tomatoes and waiting for them to ripen. I remember how sweet they are and then I get one and I taste it and it’s even sweeter. It’s like my brain can’t contain…

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Cranberry Bean Soup

March 22, 2012
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Soaking Cranberry Beans

I made this soup a couple of month ago for a Soup Night gathering at my house. I had vegetarian friends coming so I simmered veggies in water all morning to make really flavorful stock for the soup. I had some dried cranberry beans from the farmers market in the pantry just screaming to be…

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Soba in Dashi, Meet Asian Beef Saute

April 12, 2011
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I was torn between two dishes for dinner. I wanted soba noodle soup but I had all these wonderful CSA veggies to use. So I decided to try introducing two recipes to one another. Turns out they should definitely be friends! I have some of the greens-beef mixture left over today which I’m going to…

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Cucumber Gazpacho and Grilled Lingcod with Eggplant-Walnut Puree

August 17, 2010
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Cucumber Gazpacho

4 medium cucumbers (mine were actually pickling cukes) 2 small zucchini 2 cloves garlic 3T lemon juice A small handful of basil 5-6 mint leaves salt and pepper Put all that in a blender or food processor and zap it until it’s soup! I garnished with some chopped chives, a couple of quartered cherry tomatoes…

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Lentil and Summer Vegetable Soup

July 21, 2010
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I didn’t get a picture of this soup. I was so hungry I forgot! 1/2 a yellow onion, chopped 2 oz diced pancetta 1 small fennel bulb, thinly sliced Add to pot and saute in olive oil until beginning to brown. Add: 1/2 cup white wine. 2 small carrots, sliced into half moons Simmer until…

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Before and After – Potato Leek Soup

April 28, 2010
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Before: 2 leeks, chopped 2 green garlics, white and pale green parts, chopped 3 small carrots, diced Saute all that in some butter until everything is soft. Add 1 cup white wine and cook most of it off. 4 medium potatoes, peeled and chopped 4 c. chicken stock Add to pot, bring almost to a…

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Awww, Mom, You Made a Recipe Again?! – Chicken in Riesling, and Artichoke and Green Garlic Soup

April 3, 2010
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Beet and Citrus Salad

Truth be told, “again” and “recipe” don’t really go together in my house. The title quote is actually paraphrased from Neil Gaiman‘s Coraline—I’ve always liked that line. But this week I got my first CSA box and, since the point of signing up for the CSA was to force some variety in to my kitchen,…

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Incredible mother's day lunch at @mentoneca . So Incredible mother's day lunch at @mentoneca .

So much food (I didn't take pictures of!). Good thing I had a teenager come home for the weekend to help finish it all.
The weather's finally nice enough for grilling. In The weather's finally nice enough for grilling. Instead of firing up the big kamado though, we busted out our little yakitori. 

Korean chicken skewers. Yum yum.
Lucky enough to get invited to a Vietnamese friend Lucky enough to get invited to a Vietnamese friend's parents house for dinner tonight. So so so so much good food, I'm stuffed!
I only took a picture of part one. There was way more food after this!
I was too focused on the conversation with friends I was too focused on the conversation with friends to take pictures of the food but I snapped a couple.

Amazing tasting menu dinner at @coquinepdx . Flavor bomb dishes kept coming.

Great night of food and friends.
Had vegetarian friends over for dinner tonight: H Had vegetarian friends over for dinner tonight:

Hungarian mushroom soup with black trumpets
Butternut squash ravioli

Not pictured:. Butter lettuce salad with apples
Molten chocolate cake

Wine:
Raveneau Chablis
2006 Vieux Télégraphe
Domaine tempier bandol
Quntarelli recioto
100% finger licking good. Goddamn. @andreanguyen88 100% finger licking good. Goddamn.
@andreanguyen88 knows how to treat a crab.

(I added asparagus!)
The morning after.... (Fantastic birthday dinner The morning after....

(Fantastic birthday dinner for hubby with friends last night. Very caloric! And many much good wine.)
Fantastic dinner at @mentoneca tonight. Great cock Fantastic dinner at @mentoneca tonight.
Great cocktails (rhubarb one!), Crab gnocchi (OMG!!!) and I brought home a pizza for dessert 😂
Pictures or it didn't happen. Pictures or it didn't happen.
Sometimes the special occasion is just Thursday wi Sometimes the special occasion is just Thursday with friends.

- Spinach salad, oranges, spices nuts (NV Paul Bara Champagne Grand Cru Grand Rosé)
- again made the potato leek soup with crab and black trumpets and it still kicks ass (2013 Domaine Roulot Meursault Les Vireuils)
- not pictured, homemade pasta with chanterelles (2005 Thierry Allemand Cornas Chaillot)
-pecan pie (2003 Giuseppe Quintarelli Amabile del Cerè Veneto IGT)

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I don't want to go to the store, what do we have? I don't want to go to the store, what do we have?

So, this is an inspired-by-but-not-actually-croque-madame

Jamon serrano and Parmesan on homemade walnut levain with fresh made butter, grilled, topped with avocado, green onions and a fried egg.

So not at all a croque-madame 🤣🤣

#foodporn #dinner #eggs #notshopping
Once a week or so I've been making instapot Indian Once a week or so I've been making instapot Indian food. It's been pretty damn good. Mostly vegetarian. Tried a few dals, biryani, potatoes. All great and minimal effort.

Diggin' the easy, flavorful weeknight fare. Plus I get leftovers for lunches!

(Thanks to our friends for bringing us the paratha!)

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Good thing I haven't gotten any exercise this week Good thing I haven't gotten any exercise this week! 🤦

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Hotel room Valentine's dinner: Who needs to spend Hotel room Valentine's dinner:

Who needs to spend a bunch of money at a fancy restaurant? Or the stress of getting a reservation?

- Seared salmon
- Grapefruit, fennel, avocado, green onion salad
- Homemade sourdough whole wheat walnut levain
- 2012 Raveneau Chablis

@kakigram show in a couple of hours!

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A little picnic at @ridgevineyards on a beautiful A little picnic at @ridgevineyards on a beautiful day.
This isn't quite as sacrilegious as it looks... We This isn't quite as sacrilegious as it looks... We sadly lost track of this bottle in our cellar and it was way past its prime. But will make since DAMN good vinegar!
I make soup a lot. Usually soup in our house is ma I make soup a lot. Usually soup in our house is made from whatever's in the fridge because I don't want to go shopping!

Tonight was not necessarily that. I got leeks, crab and black trumpets from @ocean2table. It's simple but seriously Michelin restaurant-level flavor. I am so stoked on this dinner.

Potato leek soup (so simple: 2lbs leeks, 1 lb potatoes, 5 cups chicken stock. Puree. Finish with salt and lemon juice to taste)

Steamed local dungeness crab, nothing done to it at all. Just crab.

Black trumpets sauteed in butter. That's it.

Soup, crab, mushrooms, drizzle of olive oil, sprinkle of finishing salt.

#local #seasonal #dinner #mushrooms #csa #foodporn
I finally watched The Menu. It was brilliant, insi I finally watched The Menu. It was brilliant, insightful, and sometimes so close to home it was embarrassing. If we ever meet, ask me about the L'arpege egg.

I will never slap your hand away to take a photo. Enjoying the food is what counts. It's one of the reasons I don't want to be a chef. I want to cook when and what I want, not because I have to. (Plus I love to sleep!)

Give me the goddamn bread course... And the burger.
Rainbow trout, broccolini, and chanterelles from @ Rainbow trout, broccolini, and chanterelles from @ocean2table .
Easy, healthy, local and delicious.

(Bread by hubby)
Bought this for hubby for Christmas knowing that h Bought this for hubby for Christmas knowing that he reaps the benefits of me getting a cookbook so just gave it to him instead 😂

I've been flipping through it tonight and now I'm starving and have other plans for tonight's dinner so these recipes have to wait!  Bad planning on my part! 🫤

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