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Category: desserts

No Reason, Just a Fantastic Meal…with salt

November 7, 2010
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| amateur, desserts, dinner, food, mushrooms, photos, recipe, seasonal menu, self pleasuring, sides and sauces
Butter lettuce, fennel, apple and pomegranate salad

Some friends came over for dinner last night and I decided I would go all out and make a multi-course extravaganza. We’ve been touting the excellence of Mark Bitterman’s new book, Salted: A Manifesto on the World’s Most Essential Mineral, with Recipes, to anyone who will listen so I made sure to highlight salts in…

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Nectarine Melba-ish

August 1, 2002
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Inspired by Peach Melba in The Essential Dessert Cookbook: 2 nectarines, halved 2 cups blackberries (preferably fresh and organic) 1 T. powdered sugar 3/4 c. granulated sugar 1 T. Vanilla Paste or 2 T. Vanilla Whipping cream Puree blackberries and powdered sugar in a blender and then strain through a chinois to remove the seeds….

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Pears Poached in Brandy

November 28, 2001
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[singlepic id=897 w= h= float=none] Ingredients: pears (a type that are firm when ripe and won’t disintegrate during poaching (e.g. Bosc), or a mix of some firm for texture and some mushy for a richer sauce) brandy port honey white truffle infused honey cinnamon vanilla nutmeg cardamom

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Raisin, Pecan, Lemon, Pumpkin and Apple Pies

December 24, 2000
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If you’re a regular here, you’ll know I don’t bake so you’re probably wondering….PIE?? Well, these are from my mom. She knows how to bake! My favorite is the Lemon Meringue. I once sat down with a whole one and a fork and just kept eating. Grandmother’s Raisin Pie 1 c. Raisins 1 c. Boiling…

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Ginger Melon Soup

July 28, 2000
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[singlepic id=896 w= h= float=none] Puree in blender: ~5 cups cantaloupe and/or honeydew 1 T grated ginger 1 T lemon juice Chill for at least 2 hours Stir in 1-2 T. powdered sugar if the melons are sweet enough Pour in Champagned to taste (optional)

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