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Category: sides and sauces

No Reason, Just a Fantastic Meal…with salt

November 7, 2010
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Butter lettuce, fennel, apple and pomegranate salad

Some friends came over for dinner last night and I decided I would go all out and make a multi-course extravaganza. We’ve been touting the excellence of Mark Bitterman’s new book, Salted: A Manifesto on the World’s Most Essential Mineral, with Recipes, to anyone who will listen so I made sure to highlight salts in…

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Roast Chicken with Leeks and Sage, and Fava Bean Bruschetta

May 12, 2010
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Fava Beans

Exhausted from vacation…aren’t they tiring? I had a chicken, I had leeks from my CSA, I have sage in the garden. That’s a meal right there! 1 whole chicken 3 leeks, chopped 1/4 cup butter (sliced into pats) 10-12 sage leaves (4 leaves chopped, leave the rest whole) 1-2 T chopped fresh thyme Salt, pepper,…

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Ribeye Steak and Spring Greens Salad

April 13, 2010
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Spring Greens Salad with Radishes and Grapefruit

Mixed spring greens salad: Mixed spring greens (duh!) 1/2 grapefruit per dish (segmented and sliced) 3 radishes per dish Parmigiano-Reggiano slices Dressing: 1 shallot Juice from 1 lemon 1 T orange juice 1 T grapefruit juice 1 T parsley salt & pepper ~1/4c olive oil (I never measure this, just whisk until it looks and…

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Eggplant-Walnut Spread

March 30, 2010
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Eggplant and Walnut Spread

1 medium eggplant 1 c. walnuts 1/4 c toasted pecans 2 cloves garlic 2 t. minced ginger 2 t. chili oil (or 2 t. olive oil + a dash of something spicy) salt & pepper Bake the eggplant at 450° for 45 minutes. In the food processor, zap together the nuts, garlic and ginger. Once…

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Spiced Nuts

March 6, 2010
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These are a great party snack. They’re easy to make and wonderful. They have a slight crack-like character in that you really can’t stop eating them! The good thing is they are relatively healthy! 1 c whole almonds 1 c pecans 1 c walnuts Toast on cookie sheets for 5 min. at 375. Lower oven…

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Chantrelle’s Thanksgiving Weekend Continues

November 30, 2009
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As I pointed out in my last article, we were a bit late for porcini season this year. But not so late that we didn’t get any at all. We had a couple of beauties! On the first night we didn’t have the time or the materials for a barbecue so we just sautéed the…

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Sand Sole with Zucchini Fritters

September 18, 2009
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I had one large zucchini left from my dad’s garden. I’d already made zucchini bread, I’d already frozen a bunch of it for zucchini bread in the winter, I’d sautéed, I’d put it in pasta, I needed something new! Well, there’s my tried and true ‘mashing things together and frying into a cake technique’… I’ll…

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Gazpacho Shooters

August 18, 2009
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I am picking a basket of cherry tomatoes every other day from one plant. I eat as many as I can but needed another form of consumption. This recipe could easily be for just a bowl of gazpacho but since I had 8 people to divide this between, it became an amuse bouche. It yielded…

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Quinoa Cakes – YUM!

July 28, 2009
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Updated Aug 3, 2009Cook 1/2 cup of quinoa in stock (I use chicken stock) according to package instructions. While that’s cooking, mix vinaigrette together:3T White wine vinegar2 minced shallots2 minced green onionsa handful of chopped parsleysalt and pepper NEW ingredients!:Sauté 1 small chopped leek and 1 small chopped fennel bulb, add 2T white wine when…

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Quinoa with Garbanzo Beans

April 30, 2009
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I was putting pictures of this dish on Twitter, but decided it was so good I needed to put a detailed recipe up. Take one can garbanzo beans, rinse, and stir in two or three tablespoons lemon juice, a minced garlic clove, and some good olive oil. Set that aside and let it marinate for…

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Petrale Sole with a Modified Beurre Blanc

March 28, 2002
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Beurre Blanc: minced shallots white wine white whine vinegar lemon juice sugar salt pepper red chili flakes parsley plus gras butter…add after heat has been turned off. Melt into shallot mixture one tablespoon at a time. Rice Pilaf: 1 c. basmati rice 1 1/2 c. chicken stock 1/2 yellow onion Butter Rosemary Thyme Salt Saute…

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Cold Zucchini Salad

January 28, 2000
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I tore this out of a magazine in July 1998 but i don’t know what magazine it was! It’s a great salad. 1 1/2 lb zucchini (3 medium) 1 medium sweet onion very thinly sliced 1 1/2 tsp coarse salt 1/4 cup cider vinegar 3 T frozen apple juice concentrate 2 T chopped fresh basil…

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