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Butternut Squash Soup

November 6, 2009
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I made this soup a few times last year and each time I had to wing it because I forgot to write down the recipe. I had told my mom how I made it though and so this year she sent me the ingredients which had no amounts. So I was sorta winging it again…

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The Best Ahi Tartare Yet!!

October 22, 2009
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I make ahi tartare almost every Wednesday. It’s different every week depending on what’s in season, or what I have in the fridge. Every week it’s good. This week’s was amazing!! 3/4 lb sashimi-grade ahi tuna, diced1 shallot, minced1/2 Japanese cucumber, diced1 clove garlic, finely minced3 T parsley, chopped2 T basil, chopped1/4 cup toasted pine…

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Seared Ahi with Crispy Rice Cakes

September 11, 2009
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Last night for dinner I felt like being creative. When I started, I didn’t know what I was going to end up with. I began by throwing some sushi rice rice cooker, I didn’t know why but I thought I might end up using it. I ended up with this amazing dish, here’s how. For…

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Tower of Crab and Potato

April 5, 2009
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Surprisingly, this large, layered tower remained upright long enough to take a picture and carry it to the table before it slowly got leany and eventually toppled. It’s a recipe loosely based on one from On the Line, Inside the World of Le Bernadin. I felt that I wouldn’t like certain aspects of the recipe…

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Flounder with Mustard Greens and Raita

February 6, 2009
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So, I’d a made my fish and couscous dish enough times now that I felt I needed to move on. I still bought some wonderful, local flounder at the farmers market and like the preparation of it dusted and semolina and pan fried but it needed to be reworked. I was losing interest. I picked…

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My New Signature Dish – Sand Dabs with Israeli Couscous

January 9, 2009
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The salad is so easy and so heavenly. It can be done with spinach or arugula, I prefer arugula. Throw a diced shallot into a pan with far too much olive oil (this will be your dressing and you won’t be adding more oil) and let them cook at medium heat until they’re soft. Whisk…

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My new fish soup recipe

October 21, 2008
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Soup topped with fresh basil and tomatoes

7/13/11 Update: I made a summery version of this. Similar recipe, dropped the saffron. Instead of topping with pesto, I topped with fresh tomatoes and basil. I picked up some snapper at the farmers market the other day with the plans to make fish tacos. When I went to actually prepare the fish tacos I…

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Crab Cakes and Caesar Salad

January 27, 2005
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[singlepic id=895 w= h= float=none] Crab Cakes: 1/2 lb crab meat 1/2 cup red onion, chopped 1/4 cup shallots, chopped 1/3 cup fennel bulb, chopped 1 stalk celery, chopped 1/4 cup italian parsley, chopped 1 t. stone-ground mustard juice from 1 lemon 1 egg 1 cup toasted fresh breadcrumbs (i used rosemary focaccia!) Salt and…

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The Food is Warming, My Chef is Sautéing

August 1, 2003
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How does Tori Amos play 127 shows in 185 days, 6 shows a week for 9 months? Well, by somehow being a superhuman goddess is one guess. The more true-to-reality answer though is by taking a talented chef on the road with her and eating fabulous meals every day. Duncan Pickford works wonders whether he…

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Petrale Sole with a Modified Beurre Blanc

March 28, 2002
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Beurre Blanc: minced shallots white wine white whine vinegar lemon juice sugar salt pepper red chili flakes parsley plus gras butter…add after heat has been turned off. Melt into shallot mixture one tablespoon at a time. Rice Pilaf: 1 c. basmati rice 1 1/2 c. chicken stock 1/2 yellow onion Butter Rosemary Thyme Salt Saute…

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Cold Zucchini Salad

January 28, 2000
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I tore this out of a magazine in July 1998 but i don’t know what magazine it was! It’s a great salad. 1 1/2 lb zucchini (3 medium) 1 medium sweet onion very thinly sliced 1 1/2 tsp coarse salt 1/4 cup cider vinegar 3 T frozen apple juice concentrate 2 T chopped fresh basil…

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Fish Tuesday! @hhfreshfishco rockfish, dredged i Fish Tuesday! 

@hhfreshfishco rockfish, dredged in potato flour and pan fried. Drizzled with @chezpim chili garlic vinegar (Nam Som Prik Tum), and topped with Thai basil, mint and crispy shallots. Fried up some leftover sushi rice for a crunchy side. Added a little of @chezpim chili jam on the side for good measure.

Happy with this one. I still have an insane amount of Thai basil in the garden!
Stopped in at @hhfreshfishco at the harbor (as sho Stopped in at @hhfreshfishco at the harbor (as should you! Support harbor businesses during the bridge closure!!) and I always ask the fishmonger what's the best that day. I rarely go in with a plan.

Today: otoro.

Holy shit. This was heaven. 

Made temaki with minced otoro, green onions and cucumber. 

Seared the other half of the otoro very briefly and served with little dots of yuzu kosho.
We literally ordered everything on the menu @themi We literally ordered everything on the menu @themidway_s_c last night but the pasta (I mean, we didn't want to overdo it 😂). 

The server thought we were joking. Not joking. Ate it all (well, left a few pieces of squash and potato with the halibut, I hit a wall), but it was ALL SO GOOD. Even flipped the table before the 7pm reso coming in after us 🤘

Because of my severe hatred of cheese, olives and peppers,I can't usually do that but the menu accommodated me last night! So much fun.
Inspired by a combination of @richtable and @thean Inspired by a combination of @richtable and @theanchovybar: 

Hubby's homemade shokupan, toasted.  Tomato, olive oil, garlic and salt mushed up and spread on top.

@hhfreshfishco bluefin tuna with onion, cucumber, and parsley from the garden (plus lemon, olive oil and salt), a thin slice of the tuna and cherry tomatoes. 

Drizzled with olive oil and sprinkled with finishing salt.

#fishtuesday #foodporn #foodporncom #summergarden #tomatoes #tuna
Kept adding to this one but it 100% worked. Inspi Kept adding to this one but it 100% worked.

Inspired by fried chicken and waffles but just a bit healthier--no less tasty.

Buttermilk waffle, pan seared trout, chiffonaded (is that a word?) kale with garlic and cherry tomatoes, watermelon rind chutney, and savory whipped cream with lemon zest and chives. Seasoned with Murray River salt and freshly ground pepper.

#dinner #foodporn #foodporncom #fish #waffles
My first tomatoes of the season 🍅❤️ My first tomatoes of the season 🍅❤️
@hhfreshfishco white sea bass, kale from our garde @hhfreshfishco white sea bass, kale from our garden (we have it coming out of our ears at this point... So much kale), watercress-walnut pesto, crispy leeks. 

Marigold petals and borage on top because I've been watching The Bear 😂

#foodporn #foodporncom #dinner #fish #inspired
Best fried chicken sandwich I've ever had. Someho Best fried chicken sandwich I've ever had. 
Somehow I managed to eat that whole beignet too. 

Food coma. 💯
What a dinner. Too much food but in the best way. What a dinner. Too much food but in the best way. I didn't take pictures of half of the dishes. Too bad our friend's house is only a block away, it makes it so hard to come back 😁
A quick Korean feast last night. Instapot short A quick Korean feast last night. 

Instapot short ribs, they only have to cook for an hour! 

Banchan: sesame spinach and spicy cucumber

Some of my kimchi of course! 

And a great improvised cocktail: 
2oz empress gin 
2T simple syrup 
2T lime juice
Some diced ginger
A handful of mint 

Shake with ice. Strain into a cool tumbler. Garnish with a chili (optional) .
Fish Tuesday! @hhfreshfishco ahi, seared. Rice n Fish Tuesday! 

@hhfreshfishco ahi, seared. Rice noodle salad, Napa cabbage, pea shoots, cucumber, radishes, cilantro, mint, ginger-sesame dressing. 

#fishtuesday #foodporn #weeknightdinner #dinner #ahi
What i didn't have was a recipe for Thai baby back What i didn't have was a recipe for Thai baby back ribs. What i did have was some lemongrass, garlic, oyster sauce, golden mountain sauce and @chezpim's chili jam.  And a day without rain to fire up the Komodo Kamado at 300° for 2.5 hrs. 

🤤

Also kale from @andreanguyen88 Vietnamese Any Day cookbook but with Thai versions of the ingredients. And microwave sticky rice.

#weeknightdinner #foodporn #babybackribs #dinner
I broke my no-cooking -on-Fridays rule. I didn't c I broke my no-cooking -on-Fridays rule. I didn't cook last night and didn't want to try to get take out from anywhere good on Valentine's Day! 💘 

Trout with agrodolce red onion and fennel, pine nuts, lemon zest and chives. Side of baby broccoli. 

Simple and delicious and got rid of the red onion and 1/2 bulb of fennel in the fridge! 

#foodporn #weeknightdinner
Secret project. ❤️🌶️ Secret project. ❤️🌶️
Seared @hhfreshfishco ahi with sesame seeds and li Seared @hhfreshfishco ahi with sesame seeds and little dabs of yuzu kosho.  Butter lettuce salad with crispy fried rice and cilantro -lime dressing (from the @pombistro cookbook).

#foodporn #weeknightdinner #fishwednesday #localingredients
Tis the season #foodporn #confections #christmas Tis the season 

#foodporn #confections #christmastreats🎄 #toffee
Chanterelles, kale, pancetta, butter, garlic, shal Chanterelles, kale, pancetta, butter, garlic, shallots.

Served alongside a picanha steak. 

First bite thought ... Why can't steakhouse dishes ever be this good? ☺️ 

#foodporn #homecooking #wildmushrooms
Beautiful day. Beautiful lunch. Obligatory avoca Beautiful day. Beautiful lunch. 

Obligatory avocado toast (side of chicken not shown) & too many fries (not a problem!).

#weekenddrive #foodporn #perfectfries
Fish Tuesday! Seared big eye tuna from @hhfreshf Fish Tuesday! 

Seared big eye tuna from @hhfreshfishco with nanami togarashi.  Japanese greens with watermelon radish, onion, garlic, usukushi, sesame oil and chili flakes. 

Yuzu kosho on the side... And a few @kinkhao pickles we snuck home. 

#foodporn #foodporncom #weeknightdinner #tuna #fishtuesday
Like sole meuniere but I substituted all the ingre Like sole meuniere but I substituted all the ingredients besides flour and sole 😂 (just like the comments section of every recipe) 

Petrale sole, dredged in flour with garlic powder, paprika, salt and pepper. Pan fried in olive oil. Topped with parsley, basil, garlic and cherry tomatoes quickly sauteed in butter. 

Then to make it pretty, I picked some borage flowers for the top. 🥰

#weeknightdinner #filletofsole #foodporn
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