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Category: recipes

When It’s This Fresh, Simple is Best

July 10, 2019
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I got beautiful ono from my H&H Fresh Fish CSA/CSF and it just made dinner easy. A simple salad with some grated carrot and a bit of cilantro. A dressing of lemon juice, a little orange juice, and a minced garlic clove, salt and good Stonehouse olive oil. I seared the fish with just a…

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Grilled Salmon – Vietnamese Style

June 30, 2019
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I made a grilled salmon recipe from the Paley’s Place cookbook a couple of months ago for a dinner party we had. The original recipe uses brown sugar, orange zest, salt, onion, garlic and basil. I took the same idea but with a Vietnamese flavor profile. In the end it was a completely different recipe…

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A Childhood Memory – Chicken Cacciatore

January 21, 2019
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Do you ever have random childhood cravings? My mom made chicken cacciatore pretty often when I was a kid. I remember the pasta being my favorite part of course, since that’s what kids typically love! I haven’t made (or eaten) chicken cacciatore for…gosh…I have no idea how long. I don’t think I’ve had it since…

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Soup Night LVI – Potato Arugula Soup

June 26, 2018
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Serves 4-6 Soup: 1 onion, minced 1 celery stalk, minced 2 lbs yukon gold potatoes, diced 1 cup cannellini beans, cooked 6-8 cups chicken stock Pesto: 1 cup parsley 1 clove garlic 1 lemon, juiced salt olive oil For serving: baguette, sliced and toasted arugula crispy fried pancetta crispy fried garlic Saute the onion and…

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Crab Salad with Avocado Aioli

February 2, 2017
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I first made this for Christmas at our neighbor’s house. I served it on crostini that I toasted with a little olive oil. My son has been requesting it at least once a week ever since. I made it one night and put it on top of crab cakes. That was good too! Then he…

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Spicy Soba Noodles with Mixed Fish Crudo

April 21, 2015
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Yesterday was not a cheery day. I am in the middle of a self-imposed, home office, crazy rearrangement of life. The office is a disaster. I’m trying to make it less so. In the process I moved out the old air conditioning unit from the closet, sorted out the rest of the junk on that…

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Granola that Rivals Blue Bottle

September 8, 2014
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My husband and son both agree that Blue Bottle’s granola is the best anywhere. I don’t like granola, I’ll have to believe them. It’s become my challenge to make granola that is as good though. It’s always interesting to try to master a recipe for something I don’t like. I rely on feedback from my…

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Party Like It’s 1999

December 13, 2013
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| amateur, crab, decadence, dinner, eric ripert, flavor, food, photos, recipe, recipes, seafood, self pleasuring, wine

In 1999 we lived in an amazing 1890s Victorian on the West Side of Santa Cruz. It was 3 stories, full of histories, a ghost and lots of good food. It is where FoodPorn.com was born. We lived with another couple and their daughter (aged 3 when we moved in) and our friend rented the…

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Vietnamazeballs – aka Vietnamese Meatballs

October 17, 2013
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I got ground pork from my CSA. They have amazing pork. Fatty and delicious. I didn’t want italian food which is what I usually put the pork in so I started searching around Epicurious for ideas. I found Pork and Lemongrass Meatballs in Lettuce Cups. I had all the ingredients aside from the lemongrass. I…

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Grilled Coppa, Hummus and Broccoli Rabe Pesto Sandwich

June 21, 2013
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Yes, you read correctly…Who puts that in a sandwich?! I went to Epicurious to look for some fancy sandwich ideas. I found a couple of interesting ideas. One was Pressed Coppa Sandwiches with Broccoli Rabe Pesto. Obviously, that’s the one I got the most inspiration from. The other was Broccoli Rabe and Provolone Grinders of…

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Chinese Cabbage Salad and Honey-Soy Chicken

May 21, 2013
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Chicken and Chinese Cabbage Salad

My son said, “I don’t like cabbage.” I said, “It’s not cabbage, it’s slaw.” I like traditional cole slaw but can only eat so much of it. I don’t like cooked cabbage. I’ve been getting cabbage from my CSA so I’ve been experimenting. When I decided to make chicken with the honey-soy glaze I found…

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Curried Fish and Potatoes

February 22, 2013
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Curried fish and potatoes

I haven’t made Indian food in ages. When my son begs for mac-n-cheese…yes, my child who gobbles up raw oysters, serrano ham and ramen still begs for the one “kid” food he likes…I make him that and make something for my husband and I that I know my kid won’t like. Usually Indian food. I…

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Potato Soup – For When You Don’t Have Leeks

February 3, 2013
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Potato soup with bacon and creme fraiche

1 1/2 lbs potatoes, peeled and cubed. 3 large shallots (equivalent to the amount a medium onion would give you) 2 cloves garlic 6 cups chicken stock 1/4 cup pancetta 4 slices bacon Lemon juice (one lemon) Finely mince or food-processor the shallots and garlic. Saute in butter with the pancetta until starting to brown…

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Pecan-Crusted Fish with Kohlrabi

December 14, 2012
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Pecan-crusted Sablefish

1 lb Sablefish fillets 1 egg + water (make an eggwash) 1 cup crushed pecans (I zapped them in the food processor) sprinkle of cayenne 1 lb kohlrabi with greens 3 cloves garlic, sliced juice of one lemon 2T butter This dish has three elements: Kohlrabi puree (think mashed potatoes), kohlrabi greens and the nut-crusted…

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Pan-fried Sole with Grapefruit Salsa

May 25, 2012
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This is an easy and pretty healthy dish. It’s perfect for summer days. Next time I make it I’ll take a picture! 1 lb petrale sole (or any white fish) 1 cup cornmeal Salt and pepper the fish fillets, dredge in cornmeal and pan fry in olive oil. 3 grapefruit: 2 sectioned, 1 juiced 1/2…

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