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Manresa – Los Gatos

April 19, 2010
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Manresa

Manresa 320 Village Lane Los Gatos, CA 95030 I have been wanting to go to Manresa for ages. It seems like it’s harder to plan to go to a place just 20 minutes away over our lovely mountain highway than all the way up to San Francisco. I finally realized, Hey! there are hotels near…

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Slanted Door – San Francisco

April 14, 2010
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Wood oven roasted manila clams with thai basil, crispy pork belly and fresh chilies

The Slanted Door 1 Ferry Building #3 San Francisco, CA 94111 415-861-8032 I had a few errands to run in San Francisco. All food-related so it was worth the drive up. My first stop was Omnivore Books on Food to pick up my signed Alice Waters book that I wasn’t able to get signed in…

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Posted in beef, chocolate, flavor, food, restaurant, review, San Francisco, table dance Tagged clams, noodles, Slanted Door, yellowtail 1 Comment

Hana Japanese Restaurant

March 19, 2010
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Chef's Sushi Omakase

Hana Japanese Restaurant 101 Golf Course Drive Rohnert Park, CA 707-586-0270 I found this restaurant purely by accident, chance, kismet, whatever you want to call it. I call it scrumptious fate! We were in the area and it was lunchtime. I don’t know anything around the north bay so I just searched on my phone…

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Pacific’s Edge – Carmel

January 10, 2010
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Pacific’s Edge120 Highlands Dr, Carmel, CA 93923831-622-5445 We first ate at Pacific’s Edge in the Fall of 2007. I’m a Hyatt Club member (we picked a hotel chain to stay in regularly to earn points) and once a year or so they give me a free night. So, of course, I redeem it at one…

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KFJC Interview: Rocket J. Squirrel and Chantrelle

November 14, 2009
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| table dance

One day my lovely friend who DJs at KFJC discovered my site and asked if I wanted to be on the radio with her. SURE! I said. So I went, we talked, we had a blast and here’s the transcript:Rocket J. Squirrel: This is Chantrelle we’re talking to. Hi! So, I got all excited about…

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The French Laundry Revisited – With Mark Van Name!

November 9, 2009
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| celebrities, decadence, interview, restaurant, restaurants, review, table dance, tasting menu

It’s been six years since my first trip to the French Laundry. I’d heard rumors that Thomas Keller had spread himself too thin, opening too many restaurants, too many projects, that the French Laundry had slipped and wasn’t as good as it used to be. I don’t know what these people are talking about!! And…

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Trevese – Los Gatos

September 20, 2009
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Trevese Just found out Trevese has closed its doors. Guess my scathing review was a little late! Our 10 year wedding anniversary snuck up on me somewhat. We’d gone on vacation, had been preparing for our son to start kindergarten, and summer was just flying by. But at the last minute I found a babysitter…

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Recchiuti and Magnolia Brewery – Beer and Chocolate Taste Project

September 20, 2009
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This was my second Recchiuti Taste Project event. The first was the Salt and Chocolate tasting which inspired many dishes and a shopping spree at The Meadow in Portland. The beer tasting was really for my husband who is the alchemist behind the Barely Legal brews. Of course, I enjoy the end product, he enjoys…

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Cellar Door – Santa Cruz, CA

September 16, 2009
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Cellar Door Café at Bonny Doon Vineyard328 Ingalls StSanta Cruz, CA 95060831-425-4518 We were in the mood to try something new for lunch the other day. Since we were on that side of town I suggested The Cellar Door since we’d been told to go there so many times but had never made it. I’m…

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Something More Besides Food – My Interview with Cowboy Junkies’ Alan Anton

August 11, 2009
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| celebrities, celebrity, cowboy junkies, interview, restaurant, restaurants, review, table dance

I had such a rock star week. It began with seeing Tori Amos two nights, one of which was from front row center seats. It continued with catching up with Neil Gaiman and meeting Amanda Palmer, and immediately leaving them and going to pick up my lunch date interviewee, Alan Anton of the fantabulous Cowboy…

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Cafe Rouge

June 5, 2009
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Cafe Rouge1782 Fourth StBerkeley, CA 94710510-525-1440 I’ve been to Café Rouge a few times now. We always seem to get out to Kermit Lynch late in the day and by the time we get out of there we’re starving. The café is always busy but we’ve always gotten a table. I’ve had a variety of…

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Recchiuti Salt and Chocolate Tasting

May 31, 2009
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The second I saw the notice about this salt and chocolate event, I signed up. I think those two things work so magically well together, I even dreamed of them when I was pregnant with my son. That’s how I came to know about Recchiuti’s Fleur de Sel caramel chocolates. I had a dream about…

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Lillian’s Italian Kitchen

May 29, 2009
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Lillian’s Italian Kitchen1116 Soquel AveSanta Cruz, CA 95062831-425-2288 You can’t throw something in Santa Cruz without hitting an Italian restaurant it seems. Ristorante Avanti, Lucio’s, Limoncello, La Posta, all favorites of mine. I was looking for a simple lunch today and remembered that Lillian’s was open for lunch so decided to finally check it out….

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Sushi Groove South – San Francisco

April 24, 2009
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Sushi Groove South1516 Folsom StSan Francisco, CA 94103415-503-1950 This is our new pre-Slim’s-show dinner. You could easily miss it if you don’t have the address and aren’t really looking for it. Just keep an eye out, you’ll find it. Slip past the thick curtain over the entry and excellent fish and sake awaits. Hamachi sashimi,…

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Sushi Tomi – Mountain View

April 21, 2009
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Sushi Tomi Restaurant635 W Dana StMountain View, CA 94041650-968-3227 I discovered Sushitomi when I worked in Mountain View just a few blocks away. Unfortunately, I found it just a few weeks before our office moved to San Francisco. I had been on a search for good sushi in downtown Mountain View and had failed for…

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Fish Tuesday! @hhfreshfishco rockfish, dredged i Fish Tuesday! 

@hhfreshfishco rockfish, dredged in potato flour and pan fried. Drizzled with @chezpim chili garlic vinegar (Nam Som Prik Tum), and topped with Thai basil, mint and crispy shallots. Fried up some leftover sushi rice for a crunchy side. Added a little of @chezpim chili jam on the side for good measure.

Happy with this one. I still have an insane amount of Thai basil in the garden!
Stopped in at @hhfreshfishco at the harbor (as sho Stopped in at @hhfreshfishco at the harbor (as should you! Support harbor businesses during the bridge closure!!) and I always ask the fishmonger what's the best that day. I rarely go in with a plan.

Today: otoro.

Holy shit. This was heaven. 

Made temaki with minced otoro, green onions and cucumber. 

Seared the other half of the otoro very briefly and served with little dots of yuzu kosho.
We literally ordered everything on the menu @themi We literally ordered everything on the menu @themidway_s_c last night but the pasta (I mean, we didn't want to overdo it 😂). 

The server thought we were joking. Not joking. Ate it all (well, left a few pieces of squash and potato with the halibut, I hit a wall), but it was ALL SO GOOD. Even flipped the table before the 7pm reso coming in after us 🤘

Because of my severe hatred of cheese, olives and peppers,I can't usually do that but the menu accommodated me last night! So much fun.
Inspired by a combination of @richtable and @thean Inspired by a combination of @richtable and @theanchovybar: 

Hubby's homemade shokupan, toasted.  Tomato, olive oil, garlic and salt mushed up and spread on top.

@hhfreshfishco bluefin tuna with onion, cucumber, and parsley from the garden (plus lemon, olive oil and salt), a thin slice of the tuna and cherry tomatoes. 

Drizzled with olive oil and sprinkled with finishing salt.

#fishtuesday #foodporn #foodporncom #summergarden #tomatoes #tuna
Kept adding to this one but it 100% worked. Inspi Kept adding to this one but it 100% worked.

Inspired by fried chicken and waffles but just a bit healthier--no less tasty.

Buttermilk waffle, pan seared trout, chiffonaded (is that a word?) kale with garlic and cherry tomatoes, watermelon rind chutney, and savory whipped cream with lemon zest and chives. Seasoned with Murray River salt and freshly ground pepper.

#dinner #foodporn #foodporncom #fish #waffles
My first tomatoes of the season 🍅❤️ My first tomatoes of the season 🍅❤️
@hhfreshfishco white sea bass, kale from our garde @hhfreshfishco white sea bass, kale from our garden (we have it coming out of our ears at this point... So much kale), watercress-walnut pesto, crispy leeks. 

Marigold petals and borage on top because I've been watching The Bear 😂

#foodporn #foodporncom #dinner #fish #inspired
Best fried chicken sandwich I've ever had. Someho Best fried chicken sandwich I've ever had. 
Somehow I managed to eat that whole beignet too. 

Food coma. 💯
What a dinner. Too much food but in the best way. What a dinner. Too much food but in the best way. I didn't take pictures of half of the dishes. Too bad our friend's house is only a block away, it makes it so hard to come back 😁
A quick Korean feast last night. Instapot short A quick Korean feast last night. 

Instapot short ribs, they only have to cook for an hour! 

Banchan: sesame spinach and spicy cucumber

Some of my kimchi of course! 

And a great improvised cocktail: 
2oz empress gin 
2T simple syrup 
2T lime juice
Some diced ginger
A handful of mint 

Shake with ice. Strain into a cool tumbler. Garnish with a chili (optional) .
Fish Tuesday! @hhfreshfishco ahi, seared. Rice n Fish Tuesday! 

@hhfreshfishco ahi, seared. Rice noodle salad, Napa cabbage, pea shoots, cucumber, radishes, cilantro, mint, ginger-sesame dressing. 

#fishtuesday #foodporn #weeknightdinner #dinner #ahi
What i didn't have was a recipe for Thai baby back What i didn't have was a recipe for Thai baby back ribs. What i did have was some lemongrass, garlic, oyster sauce, golden mountain sauce and @chezpim's chili jam.  And a day without rain to fire up the Komodo Kamado at 300° for 2.5 hrs. 

🤤

Also kale from @andreanguyen88 Vietnamese Any Day cookbook but with Thai versions of the ingredients. And microwave sticky rice.

#weeknightdinner #foodporn #babybackribs #dinner
I broke my no-cooking -on-Fridays rule. I didn't c I broke my no-cooking -on-Fridays rule. I didn't cook last night and didn't want to try to get take out from anywhere good on Valentine's Day! 💘 

Trout with agrodolce red onion and fennel, pine nuts, lemon zest and chives. Side of baby broccoli. 

Simple and delicious and got rid of the red onion and 1/2 bulb of fennel in the fridge! 

#foodporn #weeknightdinner
Secret project. ❤️🌶️ Secret project. ❤️🌶️
Seared @hhfreshfishco ahi with sesame seeds and li Seared @hhfreshfishco ahi with sesame seeds and little dabs of yuzu kosho.  Butter lettuce salad with crispy fried rice and cilantro -lime dressing (from the @pombistro cookbook).

#foodporn #weeknightdinner #fishwednesday #localingredients
Tis the season #foodporn #confections #christmas Tis the season 

#foodporn #confections #christmastreats🎄 #toffee
Chanterelles, kale, pancetta, butter, garlic, shal Chanterelles, kale, pancetta, butter, garlic, shallots.

Served alongside a picanha steak. 

First bite thought ... Why can't steakhouse dishes ever be this good? ☺️ 

#foodporn #homecooking #wildmushrooms
Beautiful day. Beautiful lunch. Obligatory avoca Beautiful day. Beautiful lunch. 

Obligatory avocado toast (side of chicken not shown) & too many fries (not a problem!).

#weekenddrive #foodporn #perfectfries
Fish Tuesday! Seared big eye tuna from @hhfreshf Fish Tuesday! 

Seared big eye tuna from @hhfreshfishco with nanami togarashi.  Japanese greens with watermelon radish, onion, garlic, usukushi, sesame oil and chili flakes. 

Yuzu kosho on the side... And a few @kinkhao pickles we snuck home. 

#foodporn #foodporncom #weeknightdinner #tuna #fishtuesday
Like sole meuniere but I substituted all the ingre Like sole meuniere but I substituted all the ingredients besides flour and sole 😂 (just like the comments section of every recipe) 

Petrale sole, dredged in flour with garlic powder, paprika, salt and pepper. Pan fried in olive oil. Topped with parsley, basil, garlic and cherry tomatoes quickly sauteed in butter. 

Then to make it pretty, I picked some borage flowers for the top. 🥰

#weeknightdinner #filletofsole #foodporn
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