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Author: Chantrelle

Calistoga Inn

February 15, 2002
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Calistoga Inn 1250 Lincoln Ave Calistoga, CA 94515 707-942-4101 Review in Day 1 of Chantrelle’s Adventures on the Wine Route

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Chantrelle’s Adventures on the Wine Route

February 14, 2002
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Chateau Montelena

Day 1 The adventure begins at the Calistoga Inn. I’ve always stayed there in Calistoga because it’s right on the main street so I can stagger back from dinner or the spa easily. It’s got an on-premises brewery so I can stagger without even leaving the hotel and it’s got a fantastic restaurant. It was…

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Comfort Me with Apples: More Adventures at the Table

January 26, 2002
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Comfort Me with Apples: More Adventures at the Table Paperback: 320 pages She’s done it again, Ruth Reichl made me laugh outload, moan in delight at the dishes she experiences, and shriek as she eats brains and slugs. She travels the world, has sexual escapades (yep, she’s all grown up in this book) and had…

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Anthony Bourdain – A Cook’s Tour

January 15, 2002
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Anthony Bourdain Kepler’s Books Menlo Park, CA January 15, 2002, 7:30pm The room filled quickly, Mr. Bourdain being a FoodTV celebrity now, I’m sure word spreads quickly that he’ll be in town. The Bay Area folk are different though, I get the feeling that most of these people knew of “Tony” before A Cook’s Tour…

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Pears Poached in Brandy

November 28, 2001
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[singlepic id=897 w= h= float=none] Ingredients: pears (a type that are firm when ripe and won’t disintegrate during poaching (e.g. Bosc), or a mix of some firm for texture and some mushy for a richer sauce) brandy port honey white truffle infused honey cinnamon vanilla nutmeg cardamom

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Dunkelweizendoppelbock

August 28, 2001
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Description: DUNKELWEIZENDOPPELBOCK Recipe: Malt and Grain: 17 lb Wheat 4.5 lb Munich 2.5 lb Hugh Baird 2-row 2.5 lb Vienna 2.5 lb Pilsner 2 lb caramel 60L 1 lb chocolate 1 lb wheat flakes Hops: 1 oz hallertauer mittlefrueh (first wort) 1 oz hallertauer mittlefrueh (boil start) 1 oz hallertauer mittlefrueh (boil end -15min) Yeast:…

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Kitchen Confidential: Adventures in the Culinary Underbelly

August 26, 2001
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Kitchen Confidential: Adventures in the Culinary Underbelly Hardcover: 307 pages ; Dimensions (in inches): 1.17 x 9.56 x 6.48 Publisher: Bloomsbury Pub Plc USA; ISBN: 158234082X; (May 2000) This has quickly become the ultimate in restaurant tales. The stories range from “Sid and Nancy”-styled drug-induced hazed cooking to ultimate foodporn meals. It’s not all about…

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Beer of a Black Planet

June 28, 2001
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Description: Imperial Stout Recipe: Malt and Grain: 22 lb scotmalt 1 lb roasted barley 2 lb chocolate 1 lb black patent 1.5 lb cara 90 .5 lb cara 60 .5 lb carapils Hops: 1.5oz british target (whole) 1 oz german select (pellets) Yeast: Whitelabs Irish Ale yeast [singlepic id=905 w= h= float=none] [singlepic id=904 w=…

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Sue’s Indian Cuisine – Mountain View, CA

June 26, 2001
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Sue’s Indian Cuisine 216 Castro St. Mountain View, CA 94041 650-969-1112 If I don’t go to Sue’s once a week, I get grumpy. You can imagine my state of mind after a month of being under a deadline at work which had me eating at my desk instead of getting my Bengan Bharta fix!! Sue’s…

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Dr. Okto

June 8, 2001
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Description: Oktoberfest Märzen Ingredients: 16 lb Pilsner 1 lb Carapils 1 lb Munich 1 lb Vienna ½lb Caramel 60 ½lb Caramel 90 ½lb CaraHell ¼lb Wheat Flakes White Labs SF Lager (Primary 70F) White Labs Oktoberfest (Lagering 33F) Get the *Organic Ingredients* from Seven Bridges Cooperative [singlepic id=137 w= h= float=none] [singlepic id=145 w= h= float=none]

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Essen Sie Mein Weizen

April 28, 2001
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Description: Hefeweizen (Schneider/American) Recipe: Malt and Grain: 13 lb Wheat malt (Weyermann) 4 lb Pilsner 3 lb Vienna 1 lb CaraHell .5 lb Wheat Flakes Hops: .5 oz FW Hallertauer Mittlefrueh (5.3%) .75 oz 60min .5 oz 20min .25 oz 5min Yeast: White Labs American Hefeweizen (starter) Triple-decoction 2-2.5 gal at 132F (20min), 150F (60min), 160F…

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Al Gatto Nero – Torino, Italy

April 26, 2001
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Al Gatto Nero corso Turati, 14 Torino TO Piemonte, Italy 011 59 0414 Eat here. This was the best meal we had in Europe. I’m contemplating going to the 2006 Winter Olympics in Torino just for the excuse of going to Gatto Nero again. They love wine, the markup is miniscule and the list is…

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Restaurant Christian-Etienne – Avignon, France

April 26, 2001
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Restaurant Christian-Etienne 10 rue de Mons 84000 Avignon FRANCE We sauntered in to Avignon on the train with no reservations and neither of us really speak french. We go straight to the tourist center, get hotel recommendations and then go in search of a place for dinner. The town is great, it is still surrounded…

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Le Vagenende – Paris

April 26, 2001
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Le Vagenende 142, Boulevard St-Germain 75006 Paris 01.43.26.68.18 We turned in to Le Vagenende because of their tremendous display of oysters in the front window…and we weren’t disappointed. They were absolutely wonderful. With them we drank a ’98 Meursault “Les Corbins” (Bitouzet Prieur). It was smokey but not a smoked wood taste, more like smoked…

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La Porte des Indes – London

April 26, 2001
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La Porte des Indes 32 Bryantston London 020-7836-4141 I think we managed to find the one unimpressive Indian food restaurant in London. What does everyone say? “Oh, just eat indian, you can’t go wrong…” Well, it wasn’t terrible but I’ve had better Indian in San Jose, CA. The pickles that showed up to the table…

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