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Ribeye Steak and Spring Greens Salad

April 13, 2010
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| beef, beef, dinner, organic, photos, recipe, recipes, seasonal menu, self pleasuring, sides and sauces
Spring Greens Salad with Radishes and Grapefruit

Mixed spring greens salad: Mixed spring greens (duh!) 1/2 grapefruit per dish (segmented and sliced) 3 radishes per dish Parmigiano-Reggiano slices Dressing: 1 shallot Juice from 1 lemon 1 T orange juice 1 T grapefruit juice 1 T parsley salt & pepper ~1/4c olive oil (I never measure this, just whisk until it looks and…

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Posted in beef, beef, dinner, organic, photos, recipe, recipes, seasonal menu, self pleasuring, sides and sauces Tagged grapefruit, radishes, ribeye 1 Comment

Awww, Mom, You Made a Recipe Again?! – Chicken in Riesling, and Artichoke and Green Garlic Soup

April 3, 2010
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| dinner, food, poultry, recipe, seasonal menu, self pleasuring, soup
Beet and Citrus Salad

Truth be told, “again” and “recipe” don’t really go together in my house. The title quote is actually paraphrased from Neil Gaiman‘s Coraline—I’ve always liked that line. But this week I got my first CSA box and, since the point of signing up for the CSA was to force some variety in to my kitchen,…

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CSA Bounty

March 31, 2010
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| amateur, dinner, farmers market, food, gardening, organic, photos
CSA Box Bounty

Whatever shall I make this week!?!? So many yummy choices! Can’t wait to get cookin’: Sprouts ‘salad’ mix – sunflower, pea, buckwheat, broccoli and radish Fuji apples Artichokes Red beets Cabbage Carrots Rainbow chard Collard “rapini” Green garlic Red Russian kale Leeks French breakfast radishes Rutabagas Strawberries

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Barbecued Trout with Fennel and Orange Salad

March 20, 2010
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Trout with Green Peppercorns

This is an easy, quick, yummy meal for those days that are just screaming for barbecue. This recipe is for 2 people. 2 trout fillets, each about 1/2 lb 4T Green Peppercorns Olive oil Salt Crust the peppercorns with a mortar and pestle if you have one or zap them a few times in the…

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Unexpected Chanterelle Dinner

January 10, 2010
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| bacon, chanterelles, dinner, hardcore, recipe, seasonal menu, self pleasuring

This was not a planned mushroom hunt. I went on a hike with my son’s kindergarten class and stumbled upon a nice little patch of chanterelles. I told the teachers I’d catch up and piled the shroomies into my sweatshirt! I made the lovely salad I’d made at Thanksgiving and the “To Die For” meal…

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A Holiday Meal to Die For!

December 7, 2009
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| beef, beef, chanterelles, christmas, dinner, holiday, recipe, self pleasuring

December is a big birthday month: my dad, my father-in-law, and my mother-in-law all have birthdays close together. Well, this year was the big 80th for my father-in-law so we wanted to have a large to-do to celebrate. I offered to cook and outdo myself in every dish I could. I think I succeeded. I…

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Le Bernadin-inspired Salmon and Apples

February 14, 2009
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| amateur, dinner, eric ripert, flavor, food, recipe, Salmon, seafood, self pleasuring

I went to the store to get the ingredients for this great salmon recipe in my On the Line, Inside the World of Le Bernardin cookbook and, oddly, my fish monger had no salmon! So this went from a Le Bernadin recipe to a Le Bernadin-inspired recipe. This was night two of my exploration of…

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My New Signature Dish – Sand Dabs with Israeli Couscous

January 9, 2009
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The salad is so easy and so heavenly. It can be done with spinach or arugula, I prefer arugula. Throw a diced shallot into a pan with far too much olive oil (this will be your dressing and you won’t be adding more oil) and let them cook at medium heat until they’re soft. Whisk…

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Lalime’s – Berkeley

July 26, 2003
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| dinner, flavor, food, restaurant, restaurants, review, table dance

Lalime’s  1329 Gilman St. Berkeley, CA 94706 510-527-9838 Lalime’s is a cozy, comfortable restaurant placed right in the middle of a residential area. We thought we were on the wrong street. It’s a small dining room in an old house that seats sixty and is bright and warm. We focused on the appetizers which isn’t…

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Engfer Pizza Works – Santa Cruz

May 25, 2003
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537 Seabright Ave. Santa Cruz, CA 95060 831-429-1856 The West coast just doesn’t really have good pizza…or I should say it didn’t. I’m a California girl, born and raised, but I’ve had pizza in New York and they know what’s up! I’ve settled for the left coast’s tries at pizza my whole life, therefore I’ve…

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The French Laundry

March 9, 2003
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| decadence, dinner, flavor, food, restaurant, restaurants, review, seasonal menu, table dance, tasting menu, wine

French Laundry 6640 Washington Street Yountville, Ca 94599 March 9, 2003 It seems just silly to call this a review. Of Course the meal was fabulous! And there was no doubt it would be. This is a record of our experience as well as our meal that exceeded my already HIGH expectations. This journey began…

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Oswald – Santa Cruz, CA

February 26, 2003
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Oswald 121 Soquel Avenue Santa Cruz, CA 95060 831-423-7427 This is where my husband and I go for our “dates” but this time we had company…we can sample more that way! Oswald is small, relaxed (not uptight in the least) and serves phenomenal food. This visit was not a disappointment. We had to wait for…

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Petrale Sole with a Modified Beurre Blanc

March 28, 2002
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Beurre Blanc: minced shallots white wine white whine vinegar lemon juice sugar salt pepper red chili flakes parsley plus gras butter…add after heat has been turned off. Melt into shallot mixture one tablespoon at a time. Rice Pilaf: 1 c. basmati rice 1 1/2 c. chicken stock 1/2 yellow onion Butter Rosemary Thyme Salt Saute…

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L’Arpege – Paris, France

April 26, 2001
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L’Arpege 84, rue de Varenne 75007 PARIS Tel : +33 (0)1 47 05 09 06 So, it’s my first trip to Paris, I want a Michelin meal. Before we leave I call American Express and have their concierge book reservations for us. I give her a list of restaurants and she gets us into L’Arpege…

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Sooke Harbour House – Vancouver Island, BC, Canada

September 19, 2000
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Sooke Harbour House 1528 Whiffen Spit Road Sooke, British Columbia, Canada 250-642-3421 This review is long overdue and because of that I’m afraid my memory won’t hold up to the complexity of the dishes we had while at Sooke. I’m not saying we didn’t have fabulous and memorable meals by any means though. The meal…

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Fish Tuesday! @hhfreshfishco ahi, seared. Rice n Fish Tuesday! 

@hhfreshfishco ahi, seared. Rice noodle salad, Napa cabbage, pea shoots, cucumber, radishes, cilantro, mint, ginger-sesame dressing. 

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What i didn't have was a recipe for Thai baby back What i didn't have was a recipe for Thai baby back ribs. What i did have was some lemongrass, garlic, oyster sauce, golden mountain sauce and @chezpim's chili jam.  And a day without rain to fire up the Komodo Kamado at 300° for 2.5 hrs. 

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Also kale from @andreanguyen88 Vietnamese Any Day cookbook but with Thai versions of the ingredients. And microwave sticky rice.

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I broke my no-cooking -on-Fridays rule. I didn't c I broke my no-cooking -on-Fridays rule. I didn't cook last night and didn't want to try to get take out from anywhere good on Valentine's Day! 💘 

Trout with agrodolce red onion and fennel, pine nuts, lemon zest and chives. Side of baby broccoli. 

Simple and delicious and got rid of the red onion and 1/2 bulb of fennel in the fridge! 

#foodporn #weeknightdinner
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Seared @hhfreshfishco ahi with sesame seeds and li Seared @hhfreshfishco ahi with sesame seeds and little dabs of yuzu kosho.  Butter lettuce salad with crispy fried rice and cilantro -lime dressing (from the @pombistro cookbook).

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Tis the season #foodporn #confections #christmas Tis the season 

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Chanterelles, kale, pancetta, butter, garlic, shal Chanterelles, kale, pancetta, butter, garlic, shallots.

Served alongside a picanha steak. 

First bite thought ... Why can't steakhouse dishes ever be this good? ☺️ 

#foodporn #homecooking #wildmushrooms
Beautiful day. Beautiful lunch. Obligatory avoca Beautiful day. Beautiful lunch. 

Obligatory avocado toast (side of chicken not shown) & too many fries (not a problem!).

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Fish Tuesday! Seared big eye tuna from @hhfreshf Fish Tuesday! 

Seared big eye tuna from @hhfreshfishco with nanami togarashi.  Japanese greens with watermelon radish, onion, garlic, usukushi, sesame oil and chili flakes. 

Yuzu kosho on the side... And a few @kinkhao pickles we snuck home. 

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Like sole meuniere but I substituted all the ingre Like sole meuniere but I substituted all the ingredients besides flour and sole 😂 (just like the comments section of every recipe) 

Petrale sole, dredged in flour with garlic powder, paprika, salt and pepper. Pan fried in olive oil. Topped with parsley, basil, garlic and cherry tomatoes quickly sauteed in butter. 

Then to make it pretty, I picked some borage flowers for the top. 🥰

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23 years so I had these in France and then days la 23 years so I had these in France and then days later in Germany having never seen them before. I fell in love with them and I was told they were called Snow cherries.
They're not.  Not by anyone else at least.  Except @toriamos who wrote a song called Snow Cherries from France which is crazy.

Many years later I found them at a farmers market and they were called Cape gooseberries. That's what everyone calls them here so I tried planting some.  The plant was tiny and sad.. So tiny and sad that our house painters didn't notice them and piled crap on them and they died. 

This year I got 2 new plants. I put them in full sun in my raised bed and they grew like crazy!! I have SNOW CHERRIES!

They're yummy 🥰
It's been a long time since I had a dish that trul It's been a long time since I had a dish that truly blew me away with its originality.  Of all things that did it this time? Cucumber salad?? 

The first photo is that salad. Ever gotten brain freeze from a salad? Now I have.  The cucumbers were cut like linguine, the herbs were plentiful and the dressing (or extra flavor bomb) was a spicy cucumber granita.  It was beautiful, flavorful, unique and amazing. 

Every dish was perfect, from the toro on shokupan, to the halibut with pluots, to the HUGE panko breaded pork chop. Every bite sublime....🥰🥰

I'll be back next month!!
Peak of the season for everything! #foodporn #fa Peak of the season for everything! 

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I love being on the "I'll eat anything but halibut I love being on the "I'll eat anything but halibut" CSF fish list. 

Incredible mackerel from @hhfreshfishco that I marinated in homemade white wine vinegar, garlic, EVO and chili flakes and grilled over binchotan. 

A little carrot slaw on the side.

Yum yum 😍
Hamachi yuzu daisy 🥰 Finally opened the yuzu k Hamachi yuzu daisy 🥰

Finally opened the yuzu kosho I brought back from Japan. 🍋

Soba noodle salad with cucumber and baby bok choy, yuzu-sesame dressing, and little dollops of yuzu kosho on each piece of fish. 

@hhfreshfishco 

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It's @hhfreshfishco Fish Tuesday! Ocean whitefis It's @hhfreshfishco Fish Tuesday! 

Ocean whitefish sauteed in garlic herb butter atop kale and agridolce fennel and onions.

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Now that's how to start a Sunday morning (well, af Now that's how to start a Sunday morning (well, afternoon!!)

Banh Xeo 🤤

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Homemade parsley pasta with butter poached trout Homemade parsley pasta  with butter poached trout and a lemony basil and garlic chive cream sauce.

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Marinated, grilled sardines. Topped with chimichur Marinated, grilled sardines. Topped with chimichurri. Served on homemade focaccia. 

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Tuna two ways: Otoro just as is. Bluefin steak Tuna two ways:

Otoro just as is. 

Bluefin steak seared with sauce of soy, green onions, garlic, chicken stock, chili flakes, reduced.

Sides:
Soy-sesame broccoli. Din tai fung-inspired cucumbers.

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