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Allium Goo

May 19, 2020
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Last year, my husband began making sourdough. Along with that he concocted another delicious treat to top the sourdough toast. I…

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Shelter in Place: Day #I-Have-No-Idea: Cilantro Salad Dressing or Savory Cocktail Mixer?

April 10, 2020
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Ok, it’s a salad dressing…but when I tried it, I thought, that would be pretty good with some gin. I thought all this time and all this…

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Everybody’s Doing It, Why Can’t We? Sourdough for All!

April 7, 2020
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Some notes on sourdough starter that I sent a couple friends who got jars going from my starter culture, and then it occurred to me that…

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Shelter in Place – Day 10 – Sourdough Waffles and “Vietnamese” Snapper and S

March 25, 2020
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Continuing our trend of using sourdough starter for whatever we can, this morning brought us sourdough waffles. And many mornings after…

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Shelter in Place – Day 7 – French Toast, Skirt Steak, Broccoli and Bread

March 22, 2020
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My husband makes amazing bread. Two loaves at a time. There are three of us. Even with all of us being home all day, every day, sometimes…

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Shelter in Place – Day 6 – Biscuits and Pasta and Parasite

March 22, 2020
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Sticking with the waste not want not attitude of our quarantine, we started the day with biscuits made from extra sourdough starter. I’m…

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Shelter in Place – Day 4 – Too Much Fried Food and an Extremely Healthy Dinner

March 19, 2020
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So last night we had onion fritters and white bean and ham soup. When I made the soup, I didn’t realize I already had some beans in the…

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Shelter in Place – Day 3 – Ham and White Bean Soup and Sourdough Onion Fritters

March 18, 2020
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Normally I work up at my son’s school on Wednesdays, maintaining their website. But I did that from home today. He had his first day of…

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When It’s This Fresh, Simple is Best

July 10, 2019
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I got beautiful ono from my H&H Fresh Fish CSA/CSF and it just made dinner easy. A simple salad with some grated carrot and a bit of cilantro. A dressing of lemon juice, a little orange juice, and a minced garlic clove, salt and good Stonehouse olive oil. I seared the fish with just a…

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Grilled Salmon – Vietnamese Style

June 30, 2019
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I made a grilled salmon recipe from the Paley’s Place cookbook a couple of months ago for a dinner party we had. The original recipe uses brown sugar, orange zest, salt, onion, garlic and basil. I took the same idea but with a Vietnamese flavor profile. In the end it was a completely different recipe…

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A Childhood Memory – Chicken Cacciatore

January 21, 2019
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Do you ever have random childhood cravings? My mom made chicken cacciatore pretty often when I was a kid. I remember the pasta being my favorite part of course, since that’s what kids typically love! I haven’t made (or eaten) chicken cacciatore for…gosh…I have no idea how long. I don’t think I’ve had it since…

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Soup Night LVI – Potato Arugula Soup

June 26, 2018
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Serves 4-6 Soup: 1 onion, minced 1 celery stalk, minced 2 lbs yukon gold potatoes, diced 1 cup cannellini beans, cooked 6-8 cups chicken stock Pesto: 1 cup parsley 1 clove garlic 1 lemon, juiced salt olive oil For serving: baguette, sliced and toasted arugula crispy fried pancetta crispy fried garlic Saute the onion and…

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Fishy dippies

December 28, 2017
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1/23/18 Update: I made this again, I forgot to take pictures again. D’oh!! I don’t want to lose these recipes or the changes I made to them. I will add photos when I make them again for January Christmas (a relatively newly formed tradition in my family that is much easier than getting together on…

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Trout with Pea Puree, Rice Cake, and Shiitakes

May 20, 2017
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As usual, I didn’t actually measure everything when I made this so I’m guessing at weights and measures below. I wanted to make sure I didn’t forget about this dish though, it was really awesome. So I apologize, there’s quite a bit of vaguery and improv to this one. We had a bag of snow…

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Crab Salad with Avocado Aioli

February 2, 2017
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I first made this for Christmas at our neighbor’s house. I served it on crostini that I toasted with a little olive oil. My son has been requesting it at least once a week ever since. I made it one night and put it on top of crab cakes. That was good too! Then he…

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