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Sometimes a Salad is Just What You Need

April 19, 2011
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CSA/Garden Salad

I love the CSA season. I can eat ridiculously healthy with very little effort or thought. When all that is in the fridge is vegetables, lunch or a quick snack is so seasonably delicious whether you try or not! The salad was a mix of lettuces, 2 multicolored carrots thinly sliced and one HUGE radish,…

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Soba in Dashi, Meet Asian Beef Saute

April 12, 2011
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I was torn between two dishes for dinner. I wanted soba noodle soup but I had all these wonderful CSA veggies to use. So I decided to try introducing two recipes to one another. Turns out they should definitely be friends! I have some of the greens-beef mixture left over today which I’m going to…

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Asian Beef with Stuff

April 7, 2011
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Asian Beef with sauteed greens, shiitake and rice

One night I opened the fridge to find a wilted (but not rotten) 1/2 bunch of cilantro, some ginger and not much else. I had a rib-eye in the freezer. I always have garlic, shallots, onions in the drawer and chiles from my dad’s garden in the freezer. I threw what I had in the…

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No more digital

March 19, 2011
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I have changed my stance on digital thermometers. I’ve had 2 fail. One all together died and one was reading 10s of degrees low so I overcooked my meat. Good ‘ol analog for me from here on out. I’ve removed the product from my Amazon store as well. Is there a name for a kitchen-luddite?

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OysterFest 2011! ROCK!

February 22, 2011
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| amateur, decadence, food

We spent a rainy but wonderful weekend in Inverness, CA for my dad’s 70th birthday. He loves oysters, as do we, so we stayed near Hog Island Oyster Farm and shucked oysters for two days. Truth be told, my dad did most of the shucking. I got about three open but he was so much…

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Salt Block Cooking – Bacon and Eggs

February 1, 2011
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Now it's the eggs turn

This doesn’t need much description. Just bask in the salty glow:

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No Reason, Just a Fantastic Meal…with salt

November 7, 2010
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Butter lettuce, fennel, apple and pomegranate salad

Some friends came over for dinner last night and I decided I would go all out and make a multi-course extravaganza. We’ve been touting the excellence of Mark Bitterman’s new book, Salted: A Manifesto on the World’s Most Essential Mineral, with Recipes, to anyone who will listen so I made sure to highlight salts in…

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Tastes of Summer

August 18, 2010
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Stone fruit and tomatoes

Oh, summer. How do I love thee? Let me count the ways: #1 Tomatoes #2 Peaches #3 Nectarines #4 Pluots … I could go on but a picture is worth a thousand words:

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Cucumber Gazpacho and Grilled Lingcod with Eggplant-Walnut Puree

August 17, 2010
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Cucumber Gazpacho

4 medium cucumbers (mine were actually pickling cukes) 2 small zucchini 2 cloves garlic 3T lemon juice A small handful of basil 5-6 mint leaves salt and pepper Put all that in a blender or food processor and zap it until it’s soup! I garnished with some chopped chives, a couple of quartered cherry tomatoes…

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Lentil and Summer Vegetable Soup

July 21, 2010
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I didn’t get a picture of this soup. I was so hungry I forgot! 1/2 a yellow onion, chopped 2 oz diced pancetta 1 small fennel bulb, thinly sliced Add to pot and saute in olive oil until beginning to brown. Add: 1/2 cup white wine. 2 small carrots, sliced into half moons Simmer until…

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Rosemary and Red Wine Barbecued Chicken

June 2, 2010
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BBQ Chicken and Arugula Salad

I didn’t eat meat for years. Not because of ethics or anything like that, I just stopped liking it. One day, a while back, I thought “BBQ chicken sounds good.” Not the kind with barbecue sauce on it but herbed, marinated chicken. This is what I had and it’s still my favorite way to barbecue….

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Trying to Get Through CSA Boxes

April 14, 2010
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Broccolini

Here’s what I picked up from my CSA this week. Apples Arugula Asian stir-fry mix Broccolini Chard Cilantro Young fava bean pods Green garlic Baby red Russian kale Leeks Red leaf lettuce Mizuna Strawberries I have some catching up to do from last week!! We didn’t finish last week’s broccolini so tonight we’re having Farfalle…

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Slanted Door – San Francisco

April 14, 2010
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Wood oven roasted manila clams with thai basil, crispy pork belly and fresh chilies

The Slanted Door 1 Ferry Building #3 San Francisco, CA 94111 415-861-8032 I had a few errands to run in San Francisco. All food-related so it was worth the drive up. My first stop was Omnivore Books on Food to pick up my signed Alice Waters book that I wasn’t able to get signed in…

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Snapper with Rutabaga Puree and Chard

April 5, 2010
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Snapper with rutabaga puree and chard

More experimenting with the CSA box contents! The one thing in the box that was a mystery to me, preparation-wise, was the 1/2 dozen rutabagas. I sent out a plea on twitter. I got a lot of good recipes. I decided though, being that I’d never made them before, I wanted to do something simple…

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Awww, Mom, You Made a Recipe Again?! – Chicken in Riesling, and Artichoke and Green Garlic Soup

April 3, 2010
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Beet and Citrus Salad

Truth be told, “again” and “recipe” don’t really go together in my house. The title quote is actually paraphrased from Neil Gaiman‘s Coraline—I’ve always liked that line. But this week I got my first CSA box and, since the point of signing up for the CSA was to force some variety in to my kitchen,…

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Fish Tuesday! @hhfreshfishco rockfish, dredged i Fish Tuesday! 

@hhfreshfishco rockfish, dredged in potato flour and pan fried. Drizzled with @chezpim chili garlic vinegar (Nam Som Prik Tum), and topped with Thai basil, mint and crispy shallots. Fried up some leftover sushi rice for a crunchy side. Added a little of @chezpim chili jam on the side for good measure.

Happy with this one. I still have an insane amount of Thai basil in the garden!
Stopped in at @hhfreshfishco at the harbor (as sho Stopped in at @hhfreshfishco at the harbor (as should you! Support harbor businesses during the bridge closure!!) and I always ask the fishmonger what's the best that day. I rarely go in with a plan.

Today: otoro.

Holy shit. This was heaven. 

Made temaki with minced otoro, green onions and cucumber. 

Seared the other half of the otoro very briefly and served with little dots of yuzu kosho.
We literally ordered everything on the menu @themi We literally ordered everything on the menu @themidway_s_c last night but the pasta (I mean, we didn't want to overdo it 😂). 

The server thought we were joking. Not joking. Ate it all (well, left a few pieces of squash and potato with the halibut, I hit a wall), but it was ALL SO GOOD. Even flipped the table before the 7pm reso coming in after us 🤘

Because of my severe hatred of cheese, olives and peppers,I can't usually do that but the menu accommodated me last night! So much fun.
Inspired by a combination of @richtable and @thean Inspired by a combination of @richtable and @theanchovybar: 

Hubby's homemade shokupan, toasted.  Tomato, olive oil, garlic and salt mushed up and spread on top.

@hhfreshfishco bluefin tuna with onion, cucumber, and parsley from the garden (plus lemon, olive oil and salt), a thin slice of the tuna and cherry tomatoes. 

Drizzled with olive oil and sprinkled with finishing salt.

#fishtuesday #foodporn #foodporncom #summergarden #tomatoes #tuna
Kept adding to this one but it 100% worked. Inspi Kept adding to this one but it 100% worked.

Inspired by fried chicken and waffles but just a bit healthier--no less tasty.

Buttermilk waffle, pan seared trout, chiffonaded (is that a word?) kale with garlic and cherry tomatoes, watermelon rind chutney, and savory whipped cream with lemon zest and chives. Seasoned with Murray River salt and freshly ground pepper.

#dinner #foodporn #foodporncom #fish #waffles
My first tomatoes of the season 🍅❤️ My first tomatoes of the season 🍅❤️
@hhfreshfishco white sea bass, kale from our garde @hhfreshfishco white sea bass, kale from our garden (we have it coming out of our ears at this point... So much kale), watercress-walnut pesto, crispy leeks. 

Marigold petals and borage on top because I've been watching The Bear 😂

#foodporn #foodporncom #dinner #fish #inspired
Best fried chicken sandwich I've ever had. Someho Best fried chicken sandwich I've ever had. 
Somehow I managed to eat that whole beignet too. 

Food coma. 💯
What a dinner. Too much food but in the best way. What a dinner. Too much food but in the best way. I didn't take pictures of half of the dishes. Too bad our friend's house is only a block away, it makes it so hard to come back 😁
A quick Korean feast last night. Instapot short A quick Korean feast last night. 

Instapot short ribs, they only have to cook for an hour! 

Banchan: sesame spinach and spicy cucumber

Some of my kimchi of course! 

And a great improvised cocktail: 
2oz empress gin 
2T simple syrup 
2T lime juice
Some diced ginger
A handful of mint 

Shake with ice. Strain into a cool tumbler. Garnish with a chili (optional) .
Fish Tuesday! @hhfreshfishco ahi, seared. Rice n Fish Tuesday! 

@hhfreshfishco ahi, seared. Rice noodle salad, Napa cabbage, pea shoots, cucumber, radishes, cilantro, mint, ginger-sesame dressing. 

#fishtuesday #foodporn #weeknightdinner #dinner #ahi
What i didn't have was a recipe for Thai baby back What i didn't have was a recipe for Thai baby back ribs. What i did have was some lemongrass, garlic, oyster sauce, golden mountain sauce and @chezpim's chili jam.  And a day without rain to fire up the Komodo Kamado at 300° for 2.5 hrs. 

🤤

Also kale from @andreanguyen88 Vietnamese Any Day cookbook but with Thai versions of the ingredients. And microwave sticky rice.

#weeknightdinner #foodporn #babybackribs #dinner
I broke my no-cooking -on-Fridays rule. I didn't c I broke my no-cooking -on-Fridays rule. I didn't cook last night and didn't want to try to get take out from anywhere good on Valentine's Day! 💘 

Trout with agrodolce red onion and fennel, pine nuts, lemon zest and chives. Side of baby broccoli. 

Simple and delicious and got rid of the red onion and 1/2 bulb of fennel in the fridge! 

#foodporn #weeknightdinner
Secret project. ❤️🌶️ Secret project. ❤️🌶️
Seared @hhfreshfishco ahi with sesame seeds and li Seared @hhfreshfishco ahi with sesame seeds and little dabs of yuzu kosho.  Butter lettuce salad with crispy fried rice and cilantro -lime dressing (from the @pombistro cookbook).

#foodporn #weeknightdinner #fishwednesday #localingredients
Tis the season #foodporn #confections #christmas Tis the season 

#foodporn #confections #christmastreats🎄 #toffee
Chanterelles, kale, pancetta, butter, garlic, shal Chanterelles, kale, pancetta, butter, garlic, shallots.

Served alongside a picanha steak. 

First bite thought ... Why can't steakhouse dishes ever be this good? ☺️ 

#foodporn #homecooking #wildmushrooms
Beautiful day. Beautiful lunch. Obligatory avoca Beautiful day. Beautiful lunch. 

Obligatory avocado toast (side of chicken not shown) & too many fries (not a problem!).

#weekenddrive #foodporn #perfectfries
Fish Tuesday! Seared big eye tuna from @hhfreshf Fish Tuesday! 

Seared big eye tuna from @hhfreshfishco with nanami togarashi.  Japanese greens with watermelon radish, onion, garlic, usukushi, sesame oil and chili flakes. 

Yuzu kosho on the side... And a few @kinkhao pickles we snuck home. 

#foodporn #foodporncom #weeknightdinner #tuna #fishtuesday
Like sole meuniere but I substituted all the ingre Like sole meuniere but I substituted all the ingredients besides flour and sole 😂 (just like the comments section of every recipe) 

Petrale sole, dredged in flour with garlic powder, paprika, salt and pepper. Pan fried in olive oil. Topped with parsley, basil, garlic and cherry tomatoes quickly sauteed in butter. 

Then to make it pretty, I picked some borage flowers for the top. 🥰

#weeknightdinner #filletofsole #foodporn
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