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Ramen: The Weekend Adventure

December 13, 2012
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| amateur, asian, dinner, flavor, food, photos, pork

Way back in June I took a class from Pim (aka Chez Pim) and immediately after the class started remodeling my kitchen and so I couldn’t make the amazing dishes I’d just learned about. Fast forward to the completion of the kitchen and then my husband got in a motorcycle accident. I couldn’t dive into…

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The Kitchen – Before and After (almost complete!)

October 27, 2012
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| amateur, decadence, photos, santa cruz
Kitchen After

The thing that always bothers me about renovation shows and before and after pictures are that they always take the after shots from different angles that the before shots. So, I went through mine and stood in the same spot so you could really see the transformation. I have wanted this kitchen for so long!…

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Outstanding in the Garage – Week..What? Oh, I don’t know.

September 17, 2012
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| amateur, dinner, fish soup, food, photos, recipe, self pleasuring
Cucumber soda, gin and lime

I’ve been remiss in my updates. Truth is, the novelty of campsite-cooking in my garage has worn off. I’m still hanging in there. The kitchen is really coming together. But I’m so ready for it to be done!!! The cabinets and counters are all in. Sinks, back splashes, window sills, tile back splashes, all in…crown…

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My New Holy Trinity

September 14, 2012
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| amateur, flavor, self pleasuring
My new holy trinity

+ + = Mix and enjoy. Seriously. Holy Trinity. Flavor yum. Hendrick’s Gin works well too. Trust me.

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Outstanding in the Garage – Summer Garden Gazpacho

August 7, 2012
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| amateur, dinner, flavor, food, gardening, organic, photos, recipe, santa cruz, seasonal menu, self pleasuring, soup
Gazpacho

My dad brought me tomatoes. He seriously grows the sweetest tomatoes I have ever had. When summer starts I begin dreaming of the tomatoes and waiting for them to ripen. I remember how sweet they are and then I get one and I taste it and it’s even sweeter. It’s like my brain can’t contain…

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Outstanding in the Garage – 6 week mark

August 6, 2012
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| amateur, beef, chicken, dinner, fish soup, flavor, food, organic, photos, pork, Salmon, santa cruz, seasonal menu, self pleasuring
Prepping Salmon

Making food in the garage actually hasn’t been that difficult. I can’t make anything that has to simmer for a long period of time (I’ll run out of propane) or go into an oven larger than the toaster oven, but other than that, it’s been working. I made one of our favorites with my CSA…

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Further Outstanding in the Garage Adventures

July 18, 2012
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| amateur, dinner, food, photos, Salmon
Grilling salmon and summer squash

I came home one afternoon to a 15 pound whole salmon in my fridge. It wasn’t entirely a surprise or anything. A friend’s dad is a commercial fisherman and he said he’d get me a fish. I don’t think I fully comprehended how big this fish would be but it was amazing. I’d never butchered…

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Outstanding in the Garage – Part Deux

June 30, 2012
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Pasta with broccolini, pine nuts, garlic, basil

Everyone’s reaction to me telling them I’m remodeling my kitchen is first, “FINALLY!” and second, “Where are you cooking? When we remodeled our kitchen it was a lot of microwaving.” No way! Not for me! Pasta and broccolini boiled on my camp stove…garlic sauteed and pine nuts browned on the other burner. Topped with fresh…

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Roll Your Own

May 25, 2012
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| amateur, asian, dinner, flavor, food, photos, sushi

If you’ve never rolled your own sushi, WHY NOT!? So what if it’s ugly. So what if it falls apart. It’s fun and so much cheaper. One of my son’s favorite books when he was a baby was First Book of Sushi. Every time he orders ikura, one of the lines goes through my head,…

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Savory Granola Bars

May 10, 2012
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| amateur, recipe, self pleasuring, sides and sauces
Savory Granola Bars

I am sick of all the energy-protein-insta-food bars being sweet! Clif Bar used to have a curry-cashew Mojo bar and they stopped making it. I was sad. I decided to try to make something like it myself. Preheat oven to 350°. All the measurements are by weight: 4oz barley flakes 4oz wheat flakes Toast on…

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Peanut Sauce Braised Chicken

April 9, 2012
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If you haven’t noticed, I’ve been on a bit of a braising kick. Maybe it’s because my Le Creuset French Oven doesn’t fit in my cabinet so it’s always staring at me from the stove top, beckoning to be filled with something yummy. I didn’t have hours to let something braise so I cut up…

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Cranberry Bean Soup

March 22, 2012
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Soaking Cranberry Beans

I made this soup a couple of month ago for a Soup Night gathering at my house. I had vegetarian friends coming so I simmered veggies in water all morning to make really flavorful stock for the soup. I had some dried cranberry beans from the farmers market in the pantry just screaming to be…

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Fishy Fries

March 13, 2012
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| amateur, farmers market, food, recipe, recipes, seafood, self pleasuring
Smelt

I got an email from my fishmonger that they were going to have smelt at the Farmer’s Market. I was bummed, I couldn’t get to the farmer’s market that day. But, luckily, my local grocery fish counter gets fish from the same bay and they had it too! I can’t say enough how thankful I…

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Slow Roasted Pork Shoulder

March 10, 2012
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Onion, garlic, marjoram, thyme

My CSA farm this year is Fogline Farm. We went there last year for an Outstanding in the Field dinner, had the honor of sitting with the farmers at dinner and decided we’d join their CSA next. I’ve been hopping from farm to farm each year, trying out all the variety in our county. One…

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Ancho Chile Chicken Soft Tacos

March 6, 2012
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| amateur, dinner, food, mexican meal, poultry, recipe, recipes, self pleasuring
Ancho Chile Chicken Tacos

After writing this up, I discovered I already put this recipe up but I’d used fish! Well, I changed it very slightly but I guess that means I really like this one! 4 rehydrated ancho chiles (save the liquid) 1 small yellow onion 3 cloves garlic 2 T white wine vinegar salt Blend everything in…

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