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Miso-Glazed Cod with Sushi Rice Arancini and Wilted Arugula

February 29, 2012
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Japan met Italy in my kitchen tonight. I got black cod from my CSS (Community Supported Seafood), my weekly seafood CSA. I was in the mood for something japanese-y. I found this recipe for miso-glazed cod. I used the marinade (1/4 c mirin, 1/4 c sake, 3t sugar, 4T miso) and let my cod marinate…

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Green Curry Ceviche

February 21, 2012
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Green Curry Ceviche

When we were at the Cayman Cookout we had a really yummy Green Curry Ceviche made by Laurent Gras. It was light and refreshing, a little spicy, tangy and just perfect. Today I got Ono (aka Wahoo) from my Seafood CSA and immediately wanted to make something that would take me back to the Caymans….

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Salmon with Cilantro Pasta and Lemongrass Broth

January 19, 2012
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Final assemblage

Fresh off the heels of the Cayman Cookout, I went to the Farmer’s Market completely inspired. I picked up various ingredients: lemongrass, cilantro, shallots, salmon. I had no plan though until I got home and started flipping through Eric Ripert’s A Return to Cooking. I didn’t follow any of the recipes but saw one that…

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‘Tis the Season for Comfort Food

January 6, 2012
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This dish was so easy and so rich and warming. I do think I was photo’d out from Christmas though because I didn’t take a single picture of this meal. 1/2 lb italian sausage 1 chicken cut into 8 pieces 1/2 a yellow onion, thinly sliced 1 fennel bulb, thinly sliced 2 celery stalks, chopped…

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Cod Cakes – Inspired by Thomas Keller

October 25, 2011
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Cod Cakes

There is a recipe in The French Laundry Cookbook for “Clam Chowder” which, of course, is nothing like clam chowder because it’s Thomas Keller’s twist on a classic dish. It’s cod cakes with cod and clams. It’s a fantastic dish, I’ve made it before, actually following the recipe. It takes hours. It is not a…

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Backwoods Gourmet

September 22, 2011
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Grilling the one porcini we found

There’s no reason not to eat well when you’re camping. I packed my CSA and garden veggies, chicken and eggs up and hauled them to Lassen National Park for a weekend camping trip. Before we left I cut the chicken into pieces and put it in a ziploc with wine wine and herbs so it…

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Summer Pasta Sauce

August 24, 2011
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Tomatoes and zucchini

If you have an abundance of tomatoes, this is an easy, rich, tasty way to consume them. Summer Pasta Sauce 1/2 onion, chopped 1 1/2 c. white wine 1 zucchini, chopped Tomatoes – as many as you can peel and fit in your pan. 2 cloves garlic Saute the onions until they are just starting…

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White Sea Bass in Ginger-Fennel Broth with Crisps

July 6, 2011
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White Sea Bass in Broth

I picked up my fish from my Seafood CSA (CSS – Community Supported Seafood) yesterday. It’s fun to have no idea what I’m going to cook until after 1:30 when i pick up my fish! Surprise! I came home and pondered for a while. Stared into my fridge….I had a fennel bulb and a chunk…

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Soup Night XXXIV

July 5, 2011
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Fennel and Celery

I host a soup night, ideally once a month, but really it happens when we have a free weekend night. I make a huge pot of soup, customized each time for the number of people coming and the allergies/preferences/aversions of the guests. It’s really, really fun and it gives us a way to actually get…

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Spinach Salad with Lentils and Green Garlic Dressing

May 12, 2011
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Spinach Salad with Lentils and Green Garlic Dressing

This is basically the springtime version of my fall mushroom salad. Subtract chanterelles, add green garlic. Voila! Easy: Spinach…wash it, put it on a plate Lentils…cook them with a clove of garlic and some thyme. Choose your preferred liquid to cook them in, I use chicken stock. Green garlic dressing…recipe featured here. To plate…well, spinach,…

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Soba in Dashi, Meet Asian Beef Saute

April 12, 2011
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I was torn between two dishes for dinner. I wanted soba noodle soup but I had all these wonderful CSA veggies to use. So I decided to try introducing two recipes to one another. Turns out they should definitely be friends! I have some of the greens-beef mixture left over today which I’m going to…

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A Strange Turnip Experiment

April 8, 2011
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2008 Robert Denogent St. Véran les Pommards

As my son pointed out, “Sometimes experiments fail.” Well, luckily, I think this one worked! I had quite a few turnips from my CSA. The only way I’ve ever had turnips is roasted in big chunks and I didn’t like them like that. But I do like thin, crispy starchy things with butter sooooo…. I…

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No more digital

March 19, 2011
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I have changed my stance on digital thermometers. I’ve had 2 fail. One all together died and one was reading 10s of degrees low so I overcooked my meat. Good ‘ol analog for me from here on out. I’ve removed the product from my Amazon store as well. Is there a name for a kitchen-luddite?

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Simple Baked Lemon-Herb Chicken

March 16, 2011
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Chicken

This recipe (if you can call it that, it’s so simple!) was spawned from having too little time and energy to make anything else one night and ended up being a favorite dish in the end! – 1 chicken, cut into 6-8 pieces…I never cook the wings, I save them w/ the back for making…

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OysterFest 2011! ROCK!

February 22, 2011
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We spent a rainy but wonderful weekend in Inverness, CA for my dad’s 70th birthday. He loves oysters, as do we, so we stayed near Hog Island Oyster Farm and shucked oysters for two days. Truth be told, my dad did most of the shucking. I got about three open but he was so much…

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Fish Tuesday! @hhfreshfishco ahi, seared. Rice n Fish Tuesday! 

@hhfreshfishco ahi, seared. Rice noodle salad, Napa cabbage, pea shoots, cucumber, radishes, cilantro, mint, ginger-sesame dressing. 

#fishtuesday #foodporn #weeknightdinner #dinner #ahi
What i didn't have was a recipe for Thai baby back What i didn't have was a recipe for Thai baby back ribs. What i did have was some lemongrass, garlic, oyster sauce, golden mountain sauce and @chezpim's chili jam.  And a day without rain to fire up the Komodo Kamado at 300° for 2.5 hrs. 

🤤

Also kale from @andreanguyen88 Vietnamese Any Day cookbook but with Thai versions of the ingredients. And microwave sticky rice.

#weeknightdinner #foodporn #babybackribs #dinner
I broke my no-cooking -on-Fridays rule. I didn't c I broke my no-cooking -on-Fridays rule. I didn't cook last night and didn't want to try to get take out from anywhere good on Valentine's Day! 💘 

Trout with agrodolce red onion and fennel, pine nuts, lemon zest and chives. Side of baby broccoli. 

Simple and delicious and got rid of the red onion and 1/2 bulb of fennel in the fridge! 

#foodporn #weeknightdinner
Secret project. ❤️🌶️ Secret project. ❤️🌶️
Seared @hhfreshfishco ahi with sesame seeds and li Seared @hhfreshfishco ahi with sesame seeds and little dabs of yuzu kosho.  Butter lettuce salad with crispy fried rice and cilantro -lime dressing (from the @pombistro cookbook).

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Tis the season #foodporn #confections #christmas Tis the season 

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Chanterelles, kale, pancetta, butter, garlic, shal Chanterelles, kale, pancetta, butter, garlic, shallots.

Served alongside a picanha steak. 

First bite thought ... Why can't steakhouse dishes ever be this good? ☺️ 

#foodporn #homecooking #wildmushrooms
Beautiful day. Beautiful lunch. Obligatory avoca Beautiful day. Beautiful lunch. 

Obligatory avocado toast (side of chicken not shown) & too many fries (not a problem!).

#weekenddrive #foodporn #perfectfries
Fish Tuesday! Seared big eye tuna from @hhfreshf Fish Tuesday! 

Seared big eye tuna from @hhfreshfishco with nanami togarashi.  Japanese greens with watermelon radish, onion, garlic, usukushi, sesame oil and chili flakes. 

Yuzu kosho on the side... And a few @kinkhao pickles we snuck home. 

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Like sole meuniere but I substituted all the ingre Like sole meuniere but I substituted all the ingredients besides flour and sole 😂 (just like the comments section of every recipe) 

Petrale sole, dredged in flour with garlic powder, paprika, salt and pepper. Pan fried in olive oil. Topped with parsley, basil, garlic and cherry tomatoes quickly sauteed in butter. 

Then to make it pretty, I picked some borage flowers for the top. 🥰

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23 years so I had these in France and then days la 23 years so I had these in France and then days later in Germany having never seen them before. I fell in love with them and I was told they were called Snow cherries.
They're not.  Not by anyone else at least.  Except @toriamos who wrote a song called Snow Cherries from France which is crazy.

Many years later I found them at a farmers market and they were called Cape gooseberries. That's what everyone calls them here so I tried planting some.  The plant was tiny and sad.. So tiny and sad that our house painters didn't notice them and piled crap on them and they died. 

This year I got 2 new plants. I put them in full sun in my raised bed and they grew like crazy!! I have SNOW CHERRIES!

They're yummy 🥰
It's been a long time since I had a dish that trul It's been a long time since I had a dish that truly blew me away with its originality.  Of all things that did it this time? Cucumber salad?? 

The first photo is that salad. Ever gotten brain freeze from a salad? Now I have.  The cucumbers were cut like linguine, the herbs were plentiful and the dressing (or extra flavor bomb) was a spicy cucumber granita.  It was beautiful, flavorful, unique and amazing. 

Every dish was perfect, from the toro on shokupan, to the halibut with pluots, to the HUGE panko breaded pork chop. Every bite sublime....🥰🥰

I'll be back next month!!
Peak of the season for everything! #foodporn #fa Peak of the season for everything! 

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I love being on the "I'll eat anything but halibut I love being on the "I'll eat anything but halibut" CSF fish list. 

Incredible mackerel from @hhfreshfishco that I marinated in homemade white wine vinegar, garlic, EVO and chili flakes and grilled over binchotan. 

A little carrot slaw on the side.

Yum yum 😍
Hamachi yuzu daisy 🥰 Finally opened the yuzu k Hamachi yuzu daisy 🥰

Finally opened the yuzu kosho I brought back from Japan. 🍋

Soba noodle salad with cucumber and baby bok choy, yuzu-sesame dressing, and little dollops of yuzu kosho on each piece of fish. 

@hhfreshfishco 

#weeknightdinner #foodporn #hamachi
It's @hhfreshfishco Fish Tuesday! Ocean whitefis It's @hhfreshfishco Fish Tuesday! 

Ocean whitefish sauteed in garlic herb butter atop kale and agridolce fennel and onions.

#foodporn #weeknightdinner #fishtuesday
Now that's how to start a Sunday morning (well, af Now that's how to start a Sunday morning (well, afternoon!!)

Banh Xeo 🤤

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Homemade parsley pasta with butter poached trout Homemade parsley pasta  with butter poached trout and a lemony basil and garlic chive cream sauce.

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Marinated, grilled sardines. Topped with chimichur Marinated, grilled sardines. Topped with chimichurri. Served on homemade focaccia. 

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Tuna two ways: Otoro just as is. Bluefin steak Tuna two ways:

Otoro just as is. 

Bluefin steak seared with sauce of soy, green onions, garlic, chicken stock, chili flakes, reduced.

Sides:
Soy-sesame broccoli. Din tai fung-inspired cucumbers.

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