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Author: Chantrelle

Best Rack of Lamb in the World!!

March 1, 2011
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Rack of lamb and Cornas

I sent a request out to the twitterverse to help me plan dinner. I just needed a protein. I was having chef’s-block. My dear friend Olga Nunes (soon to be featured in the celebrities section of this site) threw “Lamb” back at me. I had never cooked lamb. I didn’t really even know if I…

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OysterFest 2011! ROCK!

February 22, 2011
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We spent a rainy but wonderful weekend in Inverness, CA for my dad’s 70th birthday. He loves oysters, as do we, so we stayed near Hog Island Oyster Farm and shucked oysters for two days. Truth be told, my dad did most of the shucking. I got about three open but he was so much…

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Salt Block Cooking – Bacon and Eggs

February 1, 2011
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| amateur, bacon, dinner, flavor, food, organic, photos, self pleasuring
Now it's the eggs turn

This doesn’t need much description. Just bask in the salty glow:

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Artichokes and Pork Chops

January 30, 2011
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Artichoke

I let my 6 year old son pick dinner the other night. He picked steamed artichokes and grilled pork chops. I love that kid. This is the first time I’d cooked artichokes since my interview with Jason Webley, and let me tell you, I can’t look at them the same way ever again! I felt…

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Salt Block Cooking – Japanese Steak Frites

January 27, 2011
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First batch of rib-eye slices

First things first…this was totally cool and fun!! We actually started discussing putting some sort of exhaust fan over our dining room table so we could do this at the table rather than in the kitchen. Next time we’ll do it outside instead so everyone can participate and cook their own food on the block….

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Grilled Snapper with Quinoa Salad

January 21, 2011
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Grilled Snapper with Quinoa Salad

It has been like summer here in the Bay area this week. Actually more like summer than our cold summer was! Inspired by the sun, I thought I’d grill. This was easy and turned out to be great! First I made a vinaigrette of: 1 large shallot, minced 1 large clove of garlic, finely minced…

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SALT!

January 15, 2011
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Salt!

I will eventually need to do a write up of the differences, or similarities, between all these salts. I got quite a collection of them for Christmas! (Ordered from The Meadow) I’m not even sure where to start!

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Jason Webley – We Eat While the Rain Crashes Down

January 12, 2011
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| celebrities, celebrity, dinner, interview, sushi
Jason Webley

I met Jason for sushi at Ozumo in Oakland on a rainy, rainy Tuesday before a “secret” show he had just announced at a venue that was closing called 21 Grand. It was a place dear to his heart as it was the original location for the first Monsters of Accordion show. The original “Monsters”…

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Easy, Tasty Red Sauce

December 16, 2010
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| amateur, pasta, pasta, porcinis, recipe, recipes, self pleasuring, sides and sauces
Reduce, reduce reduce

It’s gotten cold and rainy. When that happens, I start making more pasta and soup. More comfort foods. More warming, cozy foods. One of the easiest is usually pasta with red sauce. 2 onions, chopped 3 oz pancetta, diced (optional for vegetarians…not optional otherwise!) Cook down until onions are soft and starting to brown. Add…

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Roll Your Own Sushi

December 16, 2010
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Sushi waiting to be devoured

It’s easy! Step one, prepare ingredients and surface for rolling Step two, roll the sushi. Step three, profit!

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Hardcore Thanksgiving 2010

December 8, 2010
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Chanterelle harvest

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No Reason, Just a Fantastic Meal…with salt

November 7, 2010
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| amateur, desserts, dinner, food, mushrooms, photos, recipe, seasonal menu, self pleasuring, sides and sauces
Butter lettuce, fennel, apple and pomegranate salad

Some friends came over for dinner last night and I decided I would go all out and make a multi-course extravaganza. We’ve been touting the excellence of Mark Bitterman’s new book, Salted: A Manifesto on the World’s Most Essential Mineral, with Recipes, to anyone who will listen so I made sure to highlight salts in…

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Pomegranates Galore!

October 26, 2010
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What do you do when your dad has 7 acres of pomegranate trees? Make pomegranate juice of course. Then reduce it into a simple syrup for use on a million things! I seeded 6 pomegranates and put the seeds into the blender. Then pressed the blended mush through a fine mesh strainer. 3 cups pomegranate…

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Aversions Made Easy

October 15, 2010
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It’s no secret that I love food…obviously. But what surprises a lot of people is the list of things I don’t like. Everytime I’d go to a restaurant, I’d have to list off the things I didn’t like because so many of them are omnipresent in every dish. Cheese for instance! So, to alleviate the…

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JoLe – Calistoga, CA

October 15, 2010
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| bacon, beef, dinner, restaurant, restaurants, review, seasonal menu, table dance, tasting menu
Mixed greens with tomatoes, avocado and bacon

JoLe 1457 Lincoln Avenue Calistoga, CA 94515 707-942-5938 We used to go to Calistoga just about every year. We’d go in February, off-season, rainy, cheaper, but just as tasty and relaxing. Since our son was born six years ago, we’ve only been twice. This trip makes three times. Every time we go, I say, “We…

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