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Pim’s Ramen Class

June 8, 2012
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In December I took a baking class from Pim. You all might already know that I don’t bake but that’s one of the reasons I took the class, to try something new. I still don’t bake but I’ve taught my 7 year old to bake for me. What I do make is soup! What I’ve…

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Roll Your Own

May 25, 2012
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If you’ve never rolled your own sushi, WHY NOT!? So what if it’s ugly. So what if it falls apart. It’s fun and so much cheaper. One of my son’s favorite books when he was a baby was First Book of Sushi. Every time he orders ikura, one of the lines goes through my head,…

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Pan-fried Sole with Grapefruit Salsa

May 25, 2012
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This is an easy and pretty healthy dish. It’s perfect for summer days. Next time I make it I’ll take a picture! 1 lb petrale sole (or any white fish) 1 cup cornmeal Salt and pepper the fish fillets, dredge in cornmeal and pan fry in olive oil. 3 grapefruit: 2 sectioned, 1 juiced 1/2…

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Peanut Sauce Braised Chicken

April 9, 2012
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If you haven’t noticed, I’ve been on a bit of a braising kick. Maybe it’s because my Le Creuset French Oven doesn’t fit in my cabinet so it’s always staring at me from the stove top, beckoning to be filled with something yummy. I didn’t have hours to let something braise so I cut up…

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Dumplings and Buns

March 19, 2012
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Shanghai Pork Soup Dumplings

Asian Dumplings: Mastering Gyoza, Spring Rolls, Samosas, and More We were in Bookshop Santa Cruz on Sunday … after coming back downtown to pick up our car we’d left overnight after St. Patrick’s Day celebrations … and I can’t not browse the cookbook section. My husband came up behind me and handed me Asian Dumplings…

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Manresa – Revisited

March 12, 2012
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Abalone with local milk panna cotta

If…I mean when…you go to Manresa, because you should, you’ll get two menus. One is a normal menu with dishes listed with ingredients. The other is an alphabetical list of ingredients for the “seasonal and spontaneous” chef’s tasting menu. You won’t know what will be together, in what dish, in what order, but you will…

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Slow Roasted Pork Shoulder

March 10, 2012
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Onion, garlic, marjoram, thyme

My CSA farm this year is Fogline Farm. We went there last year for an Outstanding in the Field dinner, had the honor of sitting with the farmers at dinner and decided we’d join their CSA next. I’ve been hopping from farm to farm each year, trying out all the variety in our county. One…

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Ancho Chile Chicken Soft Tacos

March 6, 2012
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Ancho Chile Chicken Tacos

After writing this up, I discovered I already put this recipe up but I’d used fish! Well, I changed it very slightly but I guess that means I really like this one! 4 rehydrated ancho chiles (save the liquid) 1 small yellow onion 3 cloves garlic 2 T white wine vinegar salt Blend everything in…

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Miso-Glazed Cod with Sushi Rice Arancini and Wilted Arugula

February 29, 2012
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Japan met Italy in my kitchen tonight. I got black cod from my CSS (Community Supported Seafood), my weekly seafood CSA. I was in the mood for something japanese-y. I found this recipe for miso-glazed cod. I used the marinade (1/4 c mirin, 1/4 c sake, 3t sugar, 4T miso) and let my cod marinate…

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Green Curry Ceviche

February 21, 2012
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Green Curry Ceviche

When we were at the Cayman Cookout we had a really yummy Green Curry Ceviche made by Laurent Gras. It was light and refreshing, a little spicy, tangy and just perfect. Today I got Ono (aka Wahoo) from my Seafood CSA and immediately wanted to make something that would take me back to the Caymans….

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Outstanding in the Field – Pie Ranch

February 2, 2012
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Hearing about fungus

This has been sitting in my drafts since December. *Sigh*. I figured I’d better put this up before the next round of Outstanding the Field tickets go on sale! The previous two OITF dinners were amazing. We went to the first one of the season at Fogline Farm. One mid-season at Everett Family Farm and…

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Cayman Cookout – Day 3 in Grand Cayman

January 20, 2012
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Sunset

The first event of Saturday morning was one I was really looking forward to. Good vs. Evil – Ripert and Bourdain in conversation. I didn’t realize they had a schtick. They interrogate each other in quite the hilarious way. Tony started on Eric, trying to find his weaknesses…trying to embarrass him. Eric seems to blush…

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Salmon with Cilantro Pasta and Lemongrass Broth

January 19, 2012
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Final assemblage

Fresh off the heels of the Cayman Cookout, I went to the Farmer’s Market completely inspired. I picked up various ingredients: lemongrass, cilantro, shallots, salmon. I had no plan though until I got home and started flipping through Eric Ripert’s A Return to Cooking. I didn’t follow any of the recipes but saw one that…

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Cayman Cookout – Day 1 in Grand Cayman

January 17, 2012
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Snorkeling

We arrived a day early and spent my birthday in the amazing waters of Grand Cayman. We snorkled and swam and snorkeled some more. The water is warm and clear and full of some of the cast of Finding Nemo. It was incredible. I snorkeled in Hawaii many years ago but it was not like…

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‘Tis the Season for Comfort Food

January 6, 2012
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This dish was so easy and so rich and warming. I do think I was photo’d out from Christmas though because I didn’t take a single picture of this meal. 1/2 lb italian sausage 1 chicken cut into 8 pieces 1/2 a yellow onion, thinly sliced 1 fennel bulb, thinly sliced 2 celery stalks, chopped…

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A quick Korean feast last night. Instapot short A quick Korean feast last night. 

Instapot short ribs, they only have to cook for an hour! 

Banchan: sesame spinach and spicy cucumber

Some of my kimchi of course! 

And a great improvised cocktail: 
2oz empress gin 
2T simple syrup 
2T lime juice
Some diced ginger
A handful of mint 

Shake with ice. Strain into a cool tumbler. Garnish with a chili (optional) .
Fish Tuesday! @hhfreshfishco ahi, seared. Rice n Fish Tuesday! 

@hhfreshfishco ahi, seared. Rice noodle salad, Napa cabbage, pea shoots, cucumber, radishes, cilantro, mint, ginger-sesame dressing. 

#fishtuesday #foodporn #weeknightdinner #dinner #ahi
What i didn't have was a recipe for Thai baby back What i didn't have was a recipe for Thai baby back ribs. What i did have was some lemongrass, garlic, oyster sauce, golden mountain sauce and @chezpim's chili jam.  And a day without rain to fire up the Komodo Kamado at 300° for 2.5 hrs. 

🤤

Also kale from @andreanguyen88 Vietnamese Any Day cookbook but with Thai versions of the ingredients. And microwave sticky rice.

#weeknightdinner #foodporn #babybackribs #dinner
I broke my no-cooking -on-Fridays rule. I didn't c I broke my no-cooking -on-Fridays rule. I didn't cook last night and didn't want to try to get take out from anywhere good on Valentine's Day! 💘 

Trout with agrodolce red onion and fennel, pine nuts, lemon zest and chives. Side of baby broccoli. 

Simple and delicious and got rid of the red onion and 1/2 bulb of fennel in the fridge! 

#foodporn #weeknightdinner
Secret project. ❤️🌶️ Secret project. ❤️🌶️
Seared @hhfreshfishco ahi with sesame seeds and li Seared @hhfreshfishco ahi with sesame seeds and little dabs of yuzu kosho.  Butter lettuce salad with crispy fried rice and cilantro -lime dressing (from the @pombistro cookbook).

#foodporn #weeknightdinner #fishwednesday #localingredients
Tis the season #foodporn #confections #christmas Tis the season 

#foodporn #confections #christmastreats🎄 #toffee
Chanterelles, kale, pancetta, butter, garlic, shal Chanterelles, kale, pancetta, butter, garlic, shallots.

Served alongside a picanha steak. 

First bite thought ... Why can't steakhouse dishes ever be this good? ☺️ 

#foodporn #homecooking #wildmushrooms
Beautiful day. Beautiful lunch. Obligatory avoca Beautiful day. Beautiful lunch. 

Obligatory avocado toast (side of chicken not shown) & too many fries (not a problem!).

#weekenddrive #foodporn #perfectfries
Fish Tuesday! Seared big eye tuna from @hhfreshf Fish Tuesday! 

Seared big eye tuna from @hhfreshfishco with nanami togarashi.  Japanese greens with watermelon radish, onion, garlic, usukushi, sesame oil and chili flakes. 

Yuzu kosho on the side... And a few @kinkhao pickles we snuck home. 

#foodporn #foodporncom #weeknightdinner #tuna #fishtuesday
Like sole meuniere but I substituted all the ingre Like sole meuniere but I substituted all the ingredients besides flour and sole 😂 (just like the comments section of every recipe) 

Petrale sole, dredged in flour with garlic powder, paprika, salt and pepper. Pan fried in olive oil. Topped with parsley, basil, garlic and cherry tomatoes quickly sauteed in butter. 

Then to make it pretty, I picked some borage flowers for the top. 🥰

#weeknightdinner #filletofsole #foodporn
23 years so I had these in France and then days la 23 years so I had these in France and then days later in Germany having never seen them before. I fell in love with them and I was told they were called Snow cherries.
They're not.  Not by anyone else at least.  Except @toriamos who wrote a song called Snow Cherries from France which is crazy.

Many years later I found them at a farmers market and they were called Cape gooseberries. That's what everyone calls them here so I tried planting some.  The plant was tiny and sad.. So tiny and sad that our house painters didn't notice them and piled crap on them and they died. 

This year I got 2 new plants. I put them in full sun in my raised bed and they grew like crazy!! I have SNOW CHERRIES!

They're yummy 🥰
It's been a long time since I had a dish that trul It's been a long time since I had a dish that truly blew me away with its originality.  Of all things that did it this time? Cucumber salad?? 

The first photo is that salad. Ever gotten brain freeze from a salad? Now I have.  The cucumbers were cut like linguine, the herbs were plentiful and the dressing (or extra flavor bomb) was a spicy cucumber granita.  It was beautiful, flavorful, unique and amazing. 

Every dish was perfect, from the toro on shokupan, to the halibut with pluots, to the HUGE panko breaded pork chop. Every bite sublime....🥰🥰

I'll be back next month!!
Peak of the season for everything! #foodporn #fa Peak of the season for everything! 

#foodporn #farmersmarket
I love being on the "I'll eat anything but halibut I love being on the "I'll eat anything but halibut" CSF fish list. 

Incredible mackerel from @hhfreshfishco that I marinated in homemade white wine vinegar, garlic, EVO and chili flakes and grilled over binchotan. 

A little carrot slaw on the side.

Yum yum 😍
Hamachi yuzu daisy 🥰 Finally opened the yuzu k Hamachi yuzu daisy 🥰

Finally opened the yuzu kosho I brought back from Japan. 🍋

Soba noodle salad with cucumber and baby bok choy, yuzu-sesame dressing, and little dollops of yuzu kosho on each piece of fish. 

@hhfreshfishco 

#weeknightdinner #foodporn #hamachi
It's @hhfreshfishco Fish Tuesday! Ocean whitefis It's @hhfreshfishco Fish Tuesday! 

Ocean whitefish sauteed in garlic herb butter atop kale and agridolce fennel and onions.

#foodporn #weeknightdinner #fishtuesday
Now that's how to start a Sunday morning (well, af Now that's how to start a Sunday morning (well, afternoon!!)

Banh Xeo 🤤

@fullsteamdumpling
Homemade parsley pasta with butter poached trout Homemade parsley pasta  with butter poached trout and a lemony basil and garlic chive cream sauce.

#foodporn #dinner #pasta #vouvray
Marinated, grilled sardines. Topped with chimichur Marinated, grilled sardines. Topped with chimichurri. Served on homemade focaccia. 

#foodporncom #weeknightdinner @hhfreshfishco
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