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When It’s This Fresh, Simple is Best

July 10, 2019
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I got beautiful ono from my H&H Fresh Fish CSA/CSF and it just made dinner easy. A simple salad with some grated carrot and a bit of cilantro. A dressing of lemon juice, a little orange juice, and a minced garlic clove, salt and good Stonehouse olive oil. I seared the fish with just a…

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Yoichi’s – Santa Barbara, CA

November 13, 2018
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Yoichi’s 230 E Victoria St Santa Barbara, CA 93101 805-962-6627 The food is amazing. The presentation is beautiful. The staff is wonderful. We ate things I’ve never heard of. We had some favorites. I loved our waitress. I won’t buy Tommy Hilfiger clothes (not like I did before)–nevermind why. Aside from the other clientele, I…

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Hardcore Thanksgiving 2016

November 29, 2016
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| chanterelles, dinner, flavor, food, hardcore, mushrooms, photos, porcinis, recipe, seasonal menu, self pleasuring, soup, soup, thanksgiving

It’s our annual tradition (17 years running) to head to the woods for Thanksgiving weekend and forage for something edible and tasty…preferably porcini but other edibles will do! We didn’t find a ton this year but enough for a nice, large, dinner when we got home. Since this drive takes us north of the Golden…

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Where Have I Been?!

October 2, 2016
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Yes, I’ve been remiss in my FoodPorn duties. I’ve still been cooking, traveling, eating amazing things but writing has not been happening. Truth is, I’ve just been overcommitted. I took on contract jobs that filled my every waking hour and some of my sleep as well (or lack thereof). So, what’s been up in my…

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Tuna Two Ways and Lamb Just the One

February 2, 2014
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I woke up Saturday morning knowing I was making dinner for 10 people that night and not knowing what the menu was going to be. It was another gathering of our 1999 crew. I needed to pick up a my monthly box from El Salchichero and decided I would just buy what looked good when…

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Cayman Cookout 2014 – Part 2

January 27, 2014
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| celebrities, crab, dinner, eric ripert, food, photos, table dance

The much anticipated entry of Jose Andres to his Friday morning demo was not disappointing. Long known at the cookout as the Three Amigos, they arrived in character: Jose, Eric and Tony on horseback with sombreros. They are a hoot. They pulled it off quite well! Jose clambered down and started right into making Pisco…

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Cayman Cookout 2014 – Part 1

January 19, 2014
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This year’s weather has not been cooperative. It’s been rainy, or windy, or rainy and windy. There have been some hours of sun here and there. The one saving grace is that it’s not too hot! The trip to Stingray City was cancelled due to swells and choppy water. The Burgers in Paradise was moved…

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Party Like It’s 1999

December 13, 2013
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| amateur, crab, decadence, dinner, eric ripert, flavor, food, photos, recipe, recipes, seafood, self pleasuring, wine

In 1999 we lived in an amazing 1890s Victorian on the West Side of Santa Cruz. It was 3 stories, full of histories, a ghost and lots of good food. It is where FoodPorn.com was born. We lived with another couple and their daughter (aged 3 when we moved in) and our friend rented the…

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Manresa – Take 3

July 29, 2013
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This was our third dinner at Manresa. Our first time in the summer. Oddly the other two times we went both fell in April, not sure why. This was the best meal of the three. I don’t know if it was because summer is just full of things I love or if David was just…

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Summer Simplicity

July 26, 2013
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The flavors of summer make dinner so simple. I wanted to make the yummy crispy rice again but didn’t want asian flavors so I just started gathering things from my CSA, the farmer’s market and the pantry. I assembled lettuce, sliced peaches, green beans (not in the picture, I forgot them at first!), basil, pan-seared…

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White Seabass in Ginger Broth with Crispy Rice

July 24, 2013
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White Seabass in ginger broth with crispy rice

This is one of the best fish dishes I’ve ever made and it’s going to be really hard to replicate! Well, the fish and the rice I can easily do again but the only way to do the broth is to have leftover Pho broth again! I made pho one day but didn’t have beef…

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A Week of Backwoods Gourmet

July 24, 2013
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Every year we disappear into the woods for a week at my dad’s cabin. Every year the food gets better. We step it up a bit each trip. There are the standard meals and ingredients: steak, chicken, corn, potatoes (my dad’s potatoes are the best!), tomatoes and cucumbers from his garden. We bring up a…

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Celebrity Chefs Right Here – Eric Ripert, Anthony Bourdain and David Kinch

April 18, 2013
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You know how I feel about Eric Ripert. He’s probably mentioned more on this site than any other chef. He and Anthony Bourdain came to San Jose on their Good vs. Evil tour and of course I had to go. Even though I had a feeling I’d already seen a lot of the material at…

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Central Kitchen – San Francisco, CA

March 19, 2013
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Many moons ago I won a fundraising auction for a table for four at the as-yet-unopened Central Kitchen. We could be one of the first to dine there. I was very excited. I informed our friends of the wonderful news and we aligned calendars. That proved more challenging that we though but we eventually had…

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Newsletter Inspiration #3: Crispy Tofu with Noodles

February 19, 2013
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Crispy Tofu with Noodles

For once I pretty much followed the recipe. This one was from Food & Wine magazine’s recipe of the day newsletter: Crispy Tofu with Noodles. We ate ramen three times over the long weekend. I was a bit porked out. I had veggie tacos for lunch and wanted more vegetarian fare for dinner so it…

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Fish Tuesday! @hhfreshfishco ahi, seared. Rice n Fish Tuesday! 

@hhfreshfishco ahi, seared. Rice noodle salad, Napa cabbage, pea shoots, cucumber, radishes, cilantro, mint, ginger-sesame dressing. 

#fishtuesday #foodporn #weeknightdinner #dinner #ahi
What i didn't have was a recipe for Thai baby back What i didn't have was a recipe for Thai baby back ribs. What i did have was some lemongrass, garlic, oyster sauce, golden mountain sauce and @chezpim's chili jam.  And a day without rain to fire up the Komodo Kamado at 300° for 2.5 hrs. 

🤤

Also kale from @andreanguyen88 Vietnamese Any Day cookbook but with Thai versions of the ingredients. And microwave sticky rice.

#weeknightdinner #foodporn #babybackribs #dinner
I broke my no-cooking -on-Fridays rule. I didn't c I broke my no-cooking -on-Fridays rule. I didn't cook last night and didn't want to try to get take out from anywhere good on Valentine's Day! 💘 

Trout with agrodolce red onion and fennel, pine nuts, lemon zest and chives. Side of baby broccoli. 

Simple and delicious and got rid of the red onion and 1/2 bulb of fennel in the fridge! 

#foodporn #weeknightdinner
Secret project. ❤️🌶️ Secret project. ❤️🌶️
Seared @hhfreshfishco ahi with sesame seeds and li Seared @hhfreshfishco ahi with sesame seeds and little dabs of yuzu kosho.  Butter lettuce salad with crispy fried rice and cilantro -lime dressing (from the @pombistro cookbook).

#foodporn #weeknightdinner #fishwednesday #localingredients
Tis the season #foodporn #confections #christmas Tis the season 

#foodporn #confections #christmastreats🎄 #toffee
Chanterelles, kale, pancetta, butter, garlic, shal Chanterelles, kale, pancetta, butter, garlic, shallots.

Served alongside a picanha steak. 

First bite thought ... Why can't steakhouse dishes ever be this good? ☺️ 

#foodporn #homecooking #wildmushrooms
Beautiful day. Beautiful lunch. Obligatory avoca Beautiful day. Beautiful lunch. 

Obligatory avocado toast (side of chicken not shown) & too many fries (not a problem!).

#weekenddrive #foodporn #perfectfries
Fish Tuesday! Seared big eye tuna from @hhfreshf Fish Tuesday! 

Seared big eye tuna from @hhfreshfishco with nanami togarashi.  Japanese greens with watermelon radish, onion, garlic, usukushi, sesame oil and chili flakes. 

Yuzu kosho on the side... And a few @kinkhao pickles we snuck home. 

#foodporn #foodporncom #weeknightdinner #tuna #fishtuesday
Like sole meuniere but I substituted all the ingre Like sole meuniere but I substituted all the ingredients besides flour and sole 😂 (just like the comments section of every recipe) 

Petrale sole, dredged in flour with garlic powder, paprika, salt and pepper. Pan fried in olive oil. Topped with parsley, basil, garlic and cherry tomatoes quickly sauteed in butter. 

Then to make it pretty, I picked some borage flowers for the top. 🥰

#weeknightdinner #filletofsole #foodporn
23 years so I had these in France and then days la 23 years so I had these in France and then days later in Germany having never seen them before. I fell in love with them and I was told they were called Snow cherries.
They're not.  Not by anyone else at least.  Except @toriamos who wrote a song called Snow Cherries from France which is crazy.

Many years later I found them at a farmers market and they were called Cape gooseberries. That's what everyone calls them here so I tried planting some.  The plant was tiny and sad.. So tiny and sad that our house painters didn't notice them and piled crap on them and they died. 

This year I got 2 new plants. I put them in full sun in my raised bed and they grew like crazy!! I have SNOW CHERRIES!

They're yummy 🥰
It's been a long time since I had a dish that trul It's been a long time since I had a dish that truly blew me away with its originality.  Of all things that did it this time? Cucumber salad?? 

The first photo is that salad. Ever gotten brain freeze from a salad? Now I have.  The cucumbers were cut like linguine, the herbs were plentiful and the dressing (or extra flavor bomb) was a spicy cucumber granita.  It was beautiful, flavorful, unique and amazing. 

Every dish was perfect, from the toro on shokupan, to the halibut with pluots, to the HUGE panko breaded pork chop. Every bite sublime....🥰🥰

I'll be back next month!!
Peak of the season for everything! #foodporn #fa Peak of the season for everything! 

#foodporn #farmersmarket
I love being on the "I'll eat anything but halibut I love being on the "I'll eat anything but halibut" CSF fish list. 

Incredible mackerel from @hhfreshfishco that I marinated in homemade white wine vinegar, garlic, EVO and chili flakes and grilled over binchotan. 

A little carrot slaw on the side.

Yum yum 😍
Hamachi yuzu daisy 🥰 Finally opened the yuzu k Hamachi yuzu daisy 🥰

Finally opened the yuzu kosho I brought back from Japan. 🍋

Soba noodle salad with cucumber and baby bok choy, yuzu-sesame dressing, and little dollops of yuzu kosho on each piece of fish. 

@hhfreshfishco 

#weeknightdinner #foodporn #hamachi
It's @hhfreshfishco Fish Tuesday! Ocean whitefis It's @hhfreshfishco Fish Tuesday! 

Ocean whitefish sauteed in garlic herb butter atop kale and agridolce fennel and onions.

#foodporn #weeknightdinner #fishtuesday
Now that's how to start a Sunday morning (well, af Now that's how to start a Sunday morning (well, afternoon!!)

Banh Xeo 🤤

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Homemade parsley pasta with butter poached trout Homemade parsley pasta  with butter poached trout and a lemony basil and garlic chive cream sauce.

#foodporn #dinner #pasta #vouvray
Marinated, grilled sardines. Topped with chimichur Marinated, grilled sardines. Topped with chimichurri. Served on homemade focaccia. 

#foodporncom #weeknightdinner @hhfreshfishco
Tuna two ways: Otoro just as is. Bluefin steak Tuna two ways:

Otoro just as is. 

Bluefin steak seared with sauce of soy, green onions, garlic, chicken stock, chili flakes, reduced.

Sides:
Soy-sesame broccoli. Din tai fung-inspired cucumbers.

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#weeknightdinner @hhfreshfishco
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