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Cayman Cookout – Day 1 in Grand Cayman

January 17, 2012
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Snorkeling

We arrived a day early and spent my birthday in the amazing waters of Grand Cayman. We snorkled and swam and snorkeled some more. The water is warm and clear and full of some of the cast of Finding Nemo. It was incredible. I snorkeled in Hawaii many years ago but it was not like…

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Le Bernardin – New York, NY

September 27, 2011
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I got to meet Eric Ripert!

To call this a review would be ludicrous. The meal was perfect. I got to meet Eric Ripert. I was a giddy, squealing ’60s Beatles fan girl. You should have seen me! I maintained for my conversation with him but I was jumping up and down once I got outside. I have met many-a-famous-person. I’m…

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White Sea Bass in Ginger-Fennel Broth with Crisps

July 6, 2011
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White Sea Bass in Broth

I picked up my fish from my Seafood CSA (CSS – Community Supported Seafood) yesterday. It’s fun to have no idea what I’m going to cook until after 1:30 when i pick up my fish! Surprise! I came home and pondered for a while. Stared into my fridge….I had a fennel bulb and a chunk…

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Soup Night XXXIV

July 5, 2011
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Fennel and Celery

I host a soup night, ideally once a month, but really it happens when we have a free weekend night. I make a huge pot of soup, customized each time for the number of people coming and the allergies/preferences/aversions of the guests. It’s really, really fun and it gives us a way to actually get…

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CSA This Week – Full of LOVE

June 30, 2011
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Love love love summer

This week’s box from my CSA is full of so many of my favorite things. Romaine lettuce, Kale, Green Onions, Fennel, Strawberries, Potatoes, Cucumbers. They have an “exchange” box at the pick-up site and I swapped my carrots out for a 2nd head of romaine. I still have a zillion carrots from previous weeks, we…

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Outstanding in the Field – Everett Family Farm

June 30, 2011
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Row crops

I thought the last dinner was good. This one was better. Not that there was anything missing from the first one, I just felt that this one stepped it up. We went with 4 friends and they hired a driver to take us to and from the dinner so much more wine was consumed than…

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Potato Pancakes with Smoked Salmon

June 13, 2011
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Potato pancakes with smoked salmon and a yogurt sauce

Shred 2 lbs of potatoes, I used the shredder in my food processor, and one sweet onion. I just picked up some walla walla onions that went well. I also used a combination of white, purple and red potatoes to make these look funky :) Place the potato-onion mixture in a strainer, salt the mix…

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More Carrot Love

May 28, 2011
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Yesterday we pulled up this crazy carrot pairing. Today we found two more. What is going on in my garden? I had no idea!!

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Carrots!! Oh My!!

May 26, 2011
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Carrots, Oh My!

I had no idea what carrots got up to when they thought no one was looking!

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Time for a Garden Update!

May 19, 2011
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Chives and Mint

The spring hasn’t been much of a spring. Cold, wet, wintery days with a few days of sun scattered in there. We’ve been less than thrilled with it but most of my plants have been obviously happy with the rain. Now that they are huge and leafy, I hope it warms up so everything can…

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Adventures of a New Stove

May 3, 2011
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Beef Pho

We’ve been talking about a kitchen remodel since we bought this house 7 years ago. It hasn’t happened for various reasons. In recent months, my old, cheapy-cheap stove we installed when we moved in started going dramatically downhill. It took, I kid you not, 40 minutes to boil a pot of water and that was…

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Sometimes a Salad is Just What You Need

April 19, 2011
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CSA/Garden Salad

I love the CSA season. I can eat ridiculously healthy with very little effort or thought. When all that is in the fridge is vegetables, lunch or a quick snack is so seasonably delicious whether you try or not! The salad was a mix of lettuces, 2 multicolored carrots thinly sliced and one HUGE radish,…

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Asian Beef with Stuff

April 7, 2011
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Asian Beef with sauteed greens, shiitake and rice

One night I opened the fridge to find a wilted (but not rotten) 1/2 bunch of cilantro, some ginger and not much else. I had a rib-eye in the freezer. I always have garlic, shallots, onions in the drawer and chiles from my dad’s garden in the freezer. I threw what I had in the…

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I Don’t French

March 31, 2011
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Steep hill

I don’t cook with an insane amount of cream. I hate cheese. I don’t eat offal. And I wash my mushrooms in WATER…*gasp*! I don’t understand why there is such a problem with mating water with mushrooms. They grow in the RAIN for pete’s sake!! I went for a little walk yesterday. It’s been raining…

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Salt Block Cooking – Bacon and Eggs

February 1, 2011
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Now it's the eggs turn

This doesn’t need much description. Just bask in the salty glow:

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