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Category: dinner

Hardcore Thanksgiving 2016

November 29, 2016
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| chanterelles, dinner, flavor, food, hardcore, mushrooms, photos, porcinis, recipe, seasonal menu, self pleasuring, soup, soup, thanksgiving

It’s our annual tradition (17 years running) to head to the woods for Thanksgiving weekend and forage for something edible and tasty…preferably porcini but other edibles will do! We didn’t find a ton this year but enough for a nice, large, dinner when we got home. Since this drive takes us north of the Golden…

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Nothing in the Fridge? Think again!

November 21, 2016
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| amateur, chicken, dinner, flavor, food, poultry, recipe, self pleasuring

I thought I had nothing to make for dinner. I knew I had a leftover chicken breast from dinner last night. I dug through rest of the fridge. I found: A half bunch of sad, wilted, barely recognizable cilantro 1/4 of a small red onion a small, sad shallot tortillas salsa I put the cilantro,…

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Restaurant 1833

November 10, 2016
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| chocolate, decadence, dinner, flavor, food, restaurant, review, table dance, wine

500 Hartnell Street Monterey, CA 93940 (831) 643-1833 We’ve been to 1833 many, many times at this point. We started going two chefs ago and each time there is a change at the helm of the kitchen, we get worried. Every time, our worries are unfounded. One thing about 1833 is it’s very dark so…

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Spicy Soba Noodles with Mixed Fish Crudo

April 21, 2015
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| amateur, asian, dinner, flavor, food, recipe, recipes, seafood, self pleasuring, sushi

Yesterday was not a cheery day. I am in the middle of a self-imposed, home office, crazy rearrangement of life. The office is a disaster. I’m trying to make it less so. In the process I moved out the old air conditioning unit from the closet, sorted out the rest of the junk on that…

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Italic – Austin, TX

April 15, 2015
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| dinner, flavor, food, restaurant, review, table dance

Italic 123 W. 6th St. Austin, Texas 512-660-5390 I didn’t come to Austin for the food (although many people do). I also didn’t come to Austin for very long. I landed at 4pm on Tuesday, taxi’d to the hotel, got my computer onto the wi-fi and I got an email saying I could check into…

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Going to Sydney?

March 23, 2015
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| dinner, flavor, food, restaurant, restaurants, review, table dance

My husband has to travel to Sydney a twice a year for work so whenever people are heading there, we have plenty of recommendations. Finally, here they are, compiled for easy reference! Tetsuya’s in downtown SYD (if you can get in; this is the French Laundry of Australia with a Japanese twist and is as…

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Miso-Glazed Cod with Fried Rice

March 6, 2015
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| amateur, asian, dinner, flavor, food, seafood, self pleasuring

I’ve made Miso’d cod in the past and it was good. This was better. 1lb cod cut into 2-3 fillets depending on your appetite 1/4 c white miso 1/4 c mirin 1T rice vinegar 2t sesame oil 1T Gochujang (Korean fermented red pepper paste) 1″ ginger, grated Whisk together and pour over cod fillets. Turn…

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Coi 2.0

October 8, 2014
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| beef, decadence, dinner, flavor, food, restaurant, restaurants, review, San Francisco, seasonal menu, table dance, tasting menu, wine

The first time we went to Coi in August was a romantic dinner for our 15th wedding anniversary. We were blown away, it was delicious. The GM, Zion, after we were apparently drunkenly bragging about how adventurous of an eater our 10 year old son is, said we should bring him, they would modify the…

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Oustanding in the Field – Secret Sea Cove 2014

September 17, 2014
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| dinner, flavor, food, organic, seasonal menu, table dance

My favorite Outstanding in the Field to attend is the Secret Sea Cove dinner. It’s a popular one. You have to be on it to get tickets and I was…right when they went on sale! The food is awesome of course, the people are really fun to chat and eat with but, for someone who…

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Pabu – San Francisco, CA

September 16, 2014
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| asian, dinner, flavor, food, restaurant, review, Salmon, San Francisco, sushi, table dance, tasting menu

I usually write all the content on FoodPorn but my husband wrote up a post about Pabu and I’m just going to steal it. I couldn’t say it better. (I edited it slightly to make it work on the site as opposed to Google+). I present the first guest-post of FoodPorn written by my hubby……

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Coi – San Francisco, CA

September 9, 2014
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We had our 15th wedding anniversary this year. Our 20th first date anniversary is on the same day….awwwwww! On our actually anniversary we were in Montana not-camping with our son (we got thunderstormed out of our camping adventure). But I had already planned a weekend in San Francisco to celebrate our milestone anniversary. The special…

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Cod Cakes and Caesar Salad

May 23, 2014
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I’m touching on old favorites this week it seems. When I go back to my old recipes though, I’ve updated them or at least made them a little prettier! Serves 2 1 lb Lingcod (it’s blue!!) Trim two nice little fillets out of the ling cod. Cutting out and discarding the bony area and trimming…

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Salmon and Soba in Dashi v2.0

May 22, 2014
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I’ve been making this dish for a while but sometimes I tweak it just a tad. This time I added some crispy salmon skin and I don’t know why I didn’t always do that! It’s salmon season here in the Monterey Bay and although it’s not like it was 10 years ago with salmon selling…

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Grapefruit Salsa

May 7, 2014
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We had skirt steak…and we had lard. Instantly my mind went to grilling the skirt steak and making flour tortillas. We had all the ingredients for that. What we didn’t have was anything to go *on* the tacos. I forged ahead with the plan anyway while I rummaged through the fridge and cabinets. Here’s what…

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Assembly – Santa Cruz

March 21, 2014
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| beef, crab, dinner, flavor, food, restaurant, review, santa cruz, seasonal menu, table dance

1108 Pacific Ave Santa Cruz, CA 95060 (831) 824-6100 assembleforfood.com As soon as it was announced that Assembly was taking reservations, I consulted our calendar and booked. I figured on a Wednesday night, it would be a nice break from the weekly grind, I’d take a night off from cooking dinner, and it would be…

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